Ian Collins Wants A Word

Episode 36 - Our Beautiful British Podcast bounces back, with YOUR social media feedback, comments and questions, those Random Acts Of Irrational Annoyance, Kev's Showbiz Shoebox, your calls and other audio nonsense via Voicemail Roulette, and Al Murray, The Pub Landlord, pops by for a pint and a sausage sandwich.A sturdy ale for @iancollinsuk. @sideshow_kev? White wine. Obviously.

Episode 35 - Saucer-shaped spacey sonic sensations! Featuring YOUR social media feedback, comments and questions, those Random Acts Of Irrational Annoyance, Kev's Showbiz Shoebox, your calls and other audio media via Voicemail Roulette, and we get as close as possible to THE TRUTH about UFOs, with ex-MOD chap and alien expert Nick Pope.See @iancollinsuk fly high on Twitter. @sideshow_kev is a hoax!

Episode 34 - PAY ATTENTION! Pop some thick rubber gloves on to enjoy YOUR social media feedback, comments and questions, those Random Acts Of Irrational Annoyance, Kev's Showbiz Shoebox, your calls (and some other stuff) via Voicemail Roulette, and lady comedy icon Olivia Lee takes the Wants A Word Comedy Challenge!WARNING! Handle @iancollinsuk with care. And dispose of @sideshow_kev carefully.

Episode 33 - Fresh from a secret meeting with the secret people who secretly run the world - with YOUR social media feedback, comments and questions, Random Acts Of Irrational Annoyance, Kev's Showbiz Shoebox, your stuff via Voicemail Roulette, and conspiracy theorist and broadcaster ALEX JONES returns to wreak HAVOC on his critics!@iancollinsuk on is on Twitter. Or... is he? @sideshow_kev has the answer.

Episode 32 - Creeping like a stealthy panther back into cyberspace, with YOUR social media feedback, comments and questions, those Random Acts Of Irrational Annoyance, Kev's Showbiz Shoebox, your calls (and other stuff) via Voicemail Roulette, and the scrumptious Dominic Holland takes the WAW Comedy Challenge!PAY ATTENTION!Enjoy the birdlike @iancollinsuk on Twitter. And berate the slothlike @sideshow_kev.

Episode 31 - Spooky and super-mysterious goings on in digital form! Featuring YOUR social media feedback, comments and questions, those Random Acts Of Irrational Annoyance, Kev's Showbiz Shoebox, your calls (and other stuff) via Voicemail Roulette, and we try to explain The Unexplained with broadcaster and weirdness specialist Howard Hughes. This man deserves a knighthood.Haunt @iancollinsuk on Twitter. And exorcise @sideshow_kev.

Episode 30 - WANTS A WORD turns the big 3-0 with a poddy party like no other! Featuring YOUR social media feedback, comments and questions, those Random Acts Of Irrational Annoyance, Kev's Showbiz Shoebox, your calls via Voicemail Roulette, and we test the comedy knowledge of comedian and actor-guy Rob Rouse.Feel free to heckle @iancollinsuk on Twitter. And boo @sideshow_kev. BOOO!

Episode 29 - A hearty bowl of steaming poddy goodness is ready for consumption! Featuring YOUR social media feedback, comments and questions, those Random Acts Of Irrational Annoyance, Kev's Showbiz Shoebox, your calls via Voicemail Roulette, and we debunk EVERY CONSPIRACY THEORY EVER (well, some of them) with journalist, author and brainbox David Aaronovitch.Split your bread with @iancollinsuk on Twitter. And ignore @sideshow_kev.

Episode 28 - Yay! It's Season Three! Grab a handful of crisps and settle down to YOUR social media feedback, comments and questions, more Random Acts Of Irrational Annoyance, Kev's Showbiz Shoebox, your calls via Voicemail Roulette, and - what better way to celebrate our return than having Del Strain pop by with a tasty list of things...?Don't get mad - get even! Follow @iancollinsuk on Twitter.

Episode 27 - Season 2 draws to a close, with more style than Russell Brand on the top of a magic bus - if such a thing is possible. With YOUR social media feedback, comments and questions, those Random Acts Of Irrational Annoyance, Kev's Showbiz Shoebox, your calls via Voicemail Roulette, and we get curious about Curiosity, the Mars Rover.Uncover the mystery of @iancollinsuk on Twitter. And @sideshow_kev if you can be bothered.

Episode 26 - and THE COUNTRY IS GREAT AGAIN! Celebrate this temporary madness with YOUR social media feedback, comments and questions, those Random Acts Of Irrational Annoyance, Kev's Showbiz Shoebox, your calls via Voicemail Roulette, and Ian goes to the Edinburgh Festival to natter to comedian Jarred Christmas.Feel patriotic with @iancollinsuk on Twitter. GREAT BRIT-IAN.

Episode 25 - Fresh new evidence that we didn't land on the moon! We talk to a Moon Man! Plus YOUR social media feedback, comments and questions, those Random Acts Of Irrational Annoyance, Kev's Showbiz Shoebox, your calls via Voicemail Roulette, and more.Enjoy space age larks with @iancollinsuk on Twitter.

Gettin' out of the darkness With YOUR social media feedback and questions, Random Acts Of Irrational Annoyance, Kev's Showbiz Shoebox, Voicemail Roulette (can you win?), AND comedian and cricket geek Miles Jupp. He was also in Balamory, don't ya know...Shine your light on @iancollinsuk via Twitter.

We get knocked down, but get back up again - with more of YOUR social media feedback and questions, Random Acts Of Irrational Annoyance, Kev's Showbiz Shoebox, Voicemail Roulette (win things!) and a GIANT LIST of facts that will blow your mind, change your life, and other empty promises - with the luscious Mr Del Strain.Enjoy a virtual cider drink with @iancollinsuk on Twitter.

Episode 22 - DOOOM! God Particles? A New Big Bang? Well, before the universe is blinked out of existence, enjoy YOUR social media feedback and questions, Random Acts Of Irrational Annoyance, Kev's Showbiz Shoebox, Voicemail Roulette, PLUS we get some Large Hadron Detail from a proper boffin. A PROPER BOFFIN!Go collide with @iancollinsuk on Twitter.

Blimey! 21 episodes already! Any excuse for a celebration! Including more of YOUR social media feedback and questions, Random Acts Of Irrational Annoyance, Kev's Showbiz Shoebox, Voicemail Roulette, and in a somewhat surprising coup for a podcast of this stature, the Voice Of Wimbledon himself - Mr Andrew Castle - is our guest! Throw a soft lob in the direction of @iancollinsuk on Twitter.

Episode 20 - Heading towards certain oblivion, With YOUR social media feedback and questions, Random Acts Of Irrational Annoyance, Kev's Showbiz Shoebox, Voicemail Roulette (don't be shy! Call and win!), AND properly funny stuff from the lovely Sean Hughes in the studio. Get down, get down with the (fairly) mighty @iancollinsuk on Twitter.

Episode 19 - As summer seems to be over already, let's make the best of whatever season this is supposed to be! With YOUR social media feedback and questions, Random Acts Of Irrational Annoyance, Kev's Showbiz Shoebox, Voicemail Roulette (win free money!), AND comedy and conspiracies with comedian Andrew Maxwell!When you get that feeling - get Textual Healing from @iancollinsuk .

Episode 18 - and we're off to the metaphorical beach! Celebrating summer - what little there is of it - with YOUR social media feedback and questions, Random Acts Of Irrational Annoyance, Kev's Showbiz Shoebox, Voicemail Roulette, the return of Del Strain with sizzling summer detail, PLUS a free donkey ride - and a runny ice-cream.Follow @iancollinsuk on Twitter. More fun than a picnic in the car.

Episode 17 - featuring David Icke, the real David Icke, not a fake David Icke. He may change your life. Plus, YOUR social media feedback and questions, Random Acts Of Irrational Annoyance, Kev's Showbiz Shoebox, Voicemail Roulette (call! win!), and talking. Lots and lots of talking.Look Ian straight in the eyes and tell him what you REALLY think - @iancollinsuk on Twitter.