Ian Collins Wants A Word

Gotta be honest, Andre usually writes these descriptions, and he's not around, so there's nobody here to do it. Sorry. Complaints to @iancollinsuk and @sideshow_kev on Twitter.

There's no denying it. We're headlong into the year now and it's flying by faster than Louis Hamilton in his little racing car, being pulled by a herd of really, really super-swift 'roided-up cheetahs, which in turn are wearing roller skates. On ice. Picture that for a min. Anyway, this week featuring YOUR feedback via social media and email... freshly plucked Random Acts, and Sideshow Kev gets all Nik Kershawy. Isolate @iancollinsuk and @sideshow_kev on Twitter.

Total Feedback Action! A whole show dedicated to YOUR feedback via social media, email and so forth. The stuff we hadn't got 'round to yet, and more! Twitter - @iancollinsuk and @sideshow_kev will service you.

We're footloose and fancy-free with YOUR feedback via social media and email... Hey (HEY!) You're Being A D, and Sideshow Kev goes retail bound - again. Spoil your 2015 by following @iancollinsuk and @sideshow_kev on Twitter.

Back for another year of idle banter (or "BANTZ" as the kids say. Kids today, eh?). Featuring YOUR feedback via social media and email... freshly gathered Random Acts, and Sideshow Kev goes retail bound. Enhance your 2015 by following @iancollinsuk and @sideshow_kev on Twitter.

Crack open a cold one, grab a handful of turkey, and try to enjoy the seasonal witterings of Ian and Sideshow Kev... featuring your feedback, Random Acts Of Xmas Satisfaction, Kev pulls some crackers, plus Del Strain's annual list and Micky Flanagan even pops by! Send your cards etc to @iancollinsuk and @sideshow_kev, via Twitter.

Prepare for the onslaught of the festive season, with YOUR feedback via social media and email, Hey (Hey!) You're Being A D, Kev's load of old Guff, and tech-boy Will G'Noo pops by, for reasons unclear. Index @iancollinsuk and @sideshow_kev, in your virtual FiloFax.

Anyone remember the summer? Seems like soooo long ago now, doesn't it? What with the rain, grey skies, chilly winds and so forth. But hey! Let us bring a tiny bit of cyber-sunshine into your day, with YOUR feedback via social media and email... a brand new freshly minted set of Random Acts Of Irrational Annoyance, and Sideshow Kev goes to 'Merica. Force your Twittery gadget to chase @iancollinsuk and @sideshow_kev on Twitter.

It's wet, the leaves are turning brown and clogging up your gutter, and there's nothing to look forward to until Xmas - apart from this! With YOUR feedback via social media and email...it's a Big Question Special! Seek out @iancollinsuk and @sideshow_kev, in magical Twitterland.

We're not afraid of anything, usually. Apart from the frightening prospect of kids being released from their school-cages and allowed out for half term...oh, and Halloween too. Funny how they coincide. So, hide behind the sofa with YOUR feedback via social media and email... Hey (Hey!) You're Being A D, and The Scariest Return Of Them All. Really. Trick or treat on Twitter, via @iancollinsuk and @sideshow_kev. You decide which is which.

The weekly podcast, which is out every week without fail (unless there's something wrong with your own personal space/time continuum) rolls on, with YOUR feedback via social media and email... a brand new freshly minted set of Random Acts Of Irrational Annoyance, and Sideshow Kev opens his toybox. No, you first. No, really - go on. Ah well, if you insist. Go follow @iancollinsuk and @sideshow_kev on Twitter.

Like an audio version of Adventure Time's Jake and Finn (Kev's the dog), Wants A Word staggers back with YOUR feedback via social media and email... naming and shaming of the highest order in Hey (Hey!) You're Being A D, and Sideshow gets spiritual and also rocks out at the same time. Odd lad. The adventure never ends with @iancollinsuk and @sideshow_kev, in mysterious land of Twitter.

Tanned and rested, Ian and Kev float back from the big summer break with YOUR feedback via social media and psychic paper, the return of Random Acts of Irrational Annoyance, and Kev goes shopping... Visit the Twitter online messaging portal, and key in @iancollinsuk and @sideshow_kev to view their electronic communications.

Join Ian and Kev for a celebration, as Wants A Word hits a milestone! It's Episode 100 - PART TWO! Follow @iancollinsuk and @sideshow_kev on Twitter, if you dare.

Looks like we made it, as the old song goes. Join Ian and Kev for a celebration, as Wants A Word hits a milestone! Follow @iancollinsuk and @sideshow_kev on Twitter, if you dare.

It's here! The last Wants A Word with double digits before a whole new three digit era launches! Featuring YOUR feedback via social media, email, and Tony Hart picture made out of sand and wax... a motivating chunk of your Random Acts Of Irrational Annoyance, and Sideshow Kev pays tribute to a number. Use your computer technology to follow @iancollinsuk and @sideshow_kev on Twittah. Before it's too late!

Look, we were all young once, right? Relive the arrogance of those bygone days with YOUR feedback via social media, email, and old dot matrix printer (with a cartridge that will only print a couple of pages before the ink runs out. And what exactly IS the deal with the price of printer ink? It's a liberty)... an uplifting slice of your Random Acts Of Irrational Satisfaction, and Sideshow Kev has a pint or eight. There's no shame in following @iancollinsuk and @sideshow_kev on Twittah. No shame at all.

We're off to demolish a TV garden... but in the meantime, experience YOUR feedback via social media and email... Hey (Hey!) You're Being A D, and Sideshow Kev gets BANNED. Look, there's no nice way to say this. Follow @iancollinsuk and @sideshow_kev on Twitter or there'll be trouble, right? RIGHT?

We dust off our tap shoes, have a gargle, and get on the stage to deliver YOUR feedback via social media and email, Random Acts, Sideshow Kev becomes a doctor, and we get properly worthy and charitable, too! On Twitter, @iancollinsuk and @sideshow_kev are one step away from being booed from the dress circle.

Come join us in our wee cyberspace place, and enjoy YOUR feedback via social media and email... Ways To Make The World Better, Kev opens a WAW shop, and we ponder the reasons for existence. Wander past @iancollinsuk and @sideshow_kev on Twitter.