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A sneak preview of what's coming on An Extra Jab 42: The Dubious Death of a Beloved Vulture. To hear the full episode and access the Extra Jab and Daft Talk back catalogues, subscribe to our Patreon at: https://www.patreon.com/LAPodcastExtra

Stories this week include: Nursing home mistakenly declare woman dead. Doritos-eating monkey pervert found in empty church surrounded by cats and birds. Commuters stunned as bus driver stops mid-journey to buy plantain. Builder stumbles across haul of vintage Nesquik cans. We embrace the AI revolution (and take a few months off)... Subscribe to Patreon for exclusive bonus episodes: https://www.patreon.com/LAPodcastExtra Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast

A sneak preview of what's coming on An Extra Jab 41: The Life and Times of Cocknose. To hear the full episode and access the Extra Jab and Daft Talk back catalogues, subscribe to our Patreon at: https://www.patreon.com/LAPodcastExtra

Stories this week include: 45% of UK adults cannot tell their arse from their elbow. Stranded sailor survives on ketchup, garlic powder and stock cubes. Drunk woman steals ferry whilst claiming to be Jack Sparrow. Aussie tradesman convinces fiancée to let him keep $3,000 sex dolls. We ask 'where do you keep your sock unit'...? Subscribe to Patreon for exclusive bonus episodes: https://www.patreon.com/LAPodcastExtra Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast

A sneak preview of what's coming on An Extra Jab 40: A Door off Its Hinges and Two Confused Police Officers. To hear the full episode and access the Extra Jab and Daft Talk back catalogues, subscribe to our Patreon at: https://www.patreon.com/LAPodcastExtra

Stories this week include: Complaints about horny chatbot app continue to rise. US Airport Security finds live cat curled up in suitcase. Bolivian state airline enlists psychic to find cat lost in transit. Man watches fortune go up in smoke. Alex falls victim to a scammer... Subscribe to Patreon for exclusive bonus episodes: https://www.patreon.com/LAPodcastExtra Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast

A sneak preview of what's coming on An Extra Jab 39: Human-Sized Emotional Support Bear To hear the full episode and access the Extra Jab and Daft Talk back catalogues, subscribe to our Patreon at: https://www.patreon.com/LAPodcastExtra

Stories this week include: Priest calls upon the Almighty to forgive his driving offences. Lifesaving dog rescues man from car footwell. 'Poobrew' takes parking dispute to next level. Militant Santas invade Cornish village. We drop some truth bombs about the Coastguard... Subscribe to Patreon for exclusive bonus episodes: https://www.patreon.com/LAPodcastExtra Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast

A sneak preview of what's coming on An Extra Jab 38: Posh People Taking Advantage of the Working Classes To hear the full episode and access the Extra Jab and Daft Talk back catalogues, subscribe to our Patreon at: https://www.patreon.com/LAPodcastExtra

Stories this week include: Town council admits that woman on mobility scooter pulling sad dog was not suitable replacement for Santa Claus in annual Christmas Fayre. Pub forced to close after suspicious items found in free Queen's funeral buffet. Stolen beloved taxidermy animal held to ransom. Fat bear beats another fat bear to Fat Bear Week 2022 title. Wishing all our listeners a very merry Christmas and a prosperous 2023! Subscribe to Patreon for exclusive bonus episodes: https://www.patreon.com/LAPodcastExtra Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast

A sneak preview of what's coming on An Extra Jab 37: Powerful but Misguided Telephony To hear the full episode and access the Extra Jab and Daft Talk back catalogues, subscribe to our Patreon at: https://www.patreon.com/LAPodcastExtra

Stories this week include: Man with Twix addiction decides to persist with habit. Study finds music of Cliff Richard hazardous to health. Royal Navy engineer restores hearing by removing decomposing cotton bud. Iain Duncan Smith forcibly given lovely new hat. Rob takes a citizenship test live on the podcast... Subscribe to Patreon for exclusive bonus episodes: https://www.patreon.com/LAPodcastExtra Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast

A sneak preview of what's coming on An Extra Jab 36: A Philandering Doll To hear the full episode and access the Extra Jab and Daft Talk back catalogues, subscribe to our Patreon at: https://www.patreon.com/LAPodcastExtra

Stories this week include: Association of Allied Gimps calls for calm after reports of regional infighting. Missing canal boat man found on canal boat. Man gets skipping role stuck in penis after freak accident. Kent locals forced to burn effigy of Liz Truss after 'wicker man' attempts thwarted by police. We may yet another exciting annoucement... Subscribe to Patreon for exclusive bonus episodes: https://www.patreon.com/LAPodcastExtra Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast

A sneak preview of what's coming on An Extra Jab 35: Elephant-Sized Demon Cat. To hear the full episode and access the Extra Jab and Daft Talk back catalogues, subscribe to our Patreon at: https://www.patreon.com/LAPodcastExtra

Stories this week include: Woman takes frustration out on unsuspecting bear. Freddy Krueger mistaken for house plant. Smoking dog faeces key to long life says 'world's dirtiest man'. Alien super soldier writes book. We chow down on some delicious hot fudge... Subscribe to Patreon for exclusive bonus episodes: https://www.patreon.com/LAPodcastExtra Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast

A sneak preview of what's coming on An Extra Jab 34: False Hope and a Twenty-Pound Note. To hear the full episode and access the Extra Jab and Daft Talk back catalogues, subscribe to our Patreon at: https://www.patreon.com/LAPodcastExtra

Stories this week include: Nick Clegg nominated for prestigious 'Corporate Shill of the Year' award. Vintage 'gentleman's magazine' collection goes for record-breaking two-figure sum at auction. Weird family buy hearse. Neighbour abused by hot tub-owning local councillor. Lettuce get into this... Subscribe to Patreon for exclusive bonus episodes: https://www.patreon.com/LAPodcastExtra Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast

A sneak preview of what's coming on An Extra Jab 33: Diving for Bin Laden To hear the full episode and access the Extra Jab and Daft Talk back catalogues, subscribe to our Patreon at: https://www.patreon.com/LAPodcastExtra

Stories this week include: Failed rapper dumps Ukrainian refugee girlfriend after four months. Vegan meat company executive quenches blood-lust in car park. Dog sees opportunity to sh*t in owner's mouth. Students taken to transphobic church instead of careers fair. Rob goes back to his roots... Subscribe to Patreon for exclusive bonus episodes: https://www.patreon.com/LAPodcastExtra Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast