Fml Songs And Funny Shiz

A holiday party is the perfect opportunity for a delightful bitchcake! This one's about holiday decorated cars. Enjoy! #holiday #bitch #cake #WTF #decorations #seenonthefreeway #altlakecity

a steamy Fan Fiction imagining of Leia going to the Dark Side. #AltLakeCity #FanFiction #StarWars #SoWrong #SoRight #CallMeDaddy #DarthVader #PrincessLeia

Fook has a problem with tabs. This is a public service announcement for those who share this addiction. #PSA #Tabs #browser #ocd #addiction #intervention #altlakecity #fookhasatabproblem #coworker #problems

We cover "Have a Holly, Jolly Christmas", but with politically correct lyrics and a stab at Starbucks red cups. #starbucks #redcup #haveahollyjollychristmas #christmas #hanukkah #kwanzaa #holidays #carols #christmassongs #BingCrosby #parody #comedy #radio #morningshow #altlakecity

Story Via http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/florida-teen-undergoes-world-penis-reduction-surgery-article-1.2120188 A Florida teenager has successfully undergone the world’s first penis reduction surgery, doctors at the University of South Florida claim. The unidentified 17-year-old’s “massive” phallus was “too large for intercourse,” according to a report published in the Journal of Sexual Medicine. Shaped like an American football, it was almost 7 inches long and had a circumference of 10 inches when flaccid. “It sounds like a man’s dream — a tremendously inflated phallus — but unfortunately, although it was a generous length, its girth was just massive, especially around the middle,” Dr. Rafael Carrion, the urologist who treated the teen, told the Daily Mail. The well-endowed patient, who “reported inability to penetrate his partner,” had asked for the operation after the shape of his penis also restricted his ability to play competitive sports, the study says. “There comes a time i

An Irish tune about hipsters, proud ones. Performed by Brett Knickerbocker