Cookies: A Basketball Podcast

Get every full episode by subscribing to the Cookies Hoops Patreon! Chinese luxury revenge (3:02), direwolves = back (31:22), restaurant frescos and neoclassicism (39:31), Luka returns to Dallas (57:10), post-Malone Nuggets (1:07:22), DPOY size queens (1:20:01), Knicks x Pistons preview (1:32:01), a merciful end to the Sixers season of predictable misfortune (1:46:13). 

Full episode is available for Cookies Hoops Patreon subscribers! Andrew invents the dumpling burrito (1:23), we're talking tariffs (7:32), the unsung legacy of Paris Hilton (21:32),  Y2K bugging out (31:03), Elizabeth Street Garden debate (46:21), Cooper Flagg: exposed or exactly as expected? (1:01:32), Russell Westbrook and accountability fetishists (1:18:30), Goldsberry's plan to ban the corner 3 (1:39:02), Thompson twins are the human update (1:51:03). 

Morgan Wallen flees SNL for God's Country (12:03), Studio Ghibli (21:03), Todd Solondz and difficult art (35:32), NCAA tournament (54:08), Stephen A. Smith enters his decline era (1:08:32), Tom of Finland: the surprise coaching change in Memphis (1:19:03), Italian feast fallout—RJ Luis enters the transfer portal (1:44:02). 

Full episode is available now on the Cookies Hoops Patreon. Subscribe and lock in! Morning routines (1:35), the lost art of hollering (15:04), "Adolescence" (34:03), Kanye returns (40:42), NCAA hosts an Italian feast (53:32), basketball math (1:06:43), Cooper Flagg comparisons (1:23:33), NBA rookies (1:29:05).   

Canal Street sidewalk drama (6:30), Playboi Carti and 2016 nostalgia (20:15), dead internet theory (36:05), March Madness (57:32), NBA TV: sitcoms, docs, and movies (1:07:29), unethical MVP candidates (1:19:02), Giannis stares into the void (1:35:21). Listen to every episode in its full, glorious entirety by subscribing to the Cookies Hoops Patreon this instant!

Full pod available on Cookies Hoops patreon now! Porn theaters (2:32), dive bar rules (12:02), mayoral subway burrito (22:37), Chaos: Manson movie (37:01), skill issue: everyone is good at stuff (50:22), Yabusilly SZN (1:12:05), who are the real NBA contenders? (1:24:01), Phoenix sunsetting (1:48).   

Academy Awards (2:24), death of comedy (8:34), contested lore of the "hipster" (20:43), airport theory (33:01), BYOB protocols (43:11), Joel Embiid's imperiled career (58:01), does the NBA media have to do better? (1:12:35), Mitchell Robinson returns (1:48:51).   

Full episode is available for your listening pleasure on the Cookies Hoops Patreon! No more Hooters on deck (3:65), but Protector App has shooters on deck (19:34), Pittsburgh steaks (28:44), rocking in the free world with the Fighting Oligarchy tour (40:32), can a foreign player ever be the face of the NBA? (1:04:32), early returns from the Luka Doncic and LeBron James pairing in Los Angeles (1:32:02), Spurs lose Victor Wembanyama for the season (1:44:02). 

Flex, time to have $12 eggs (1:34), Jack Harlow at Balthazar (8:21), the "singles tax" (19:26), social drinking and third spaces (28:01), Mexican Drake regresa (45:05), 2025 All-Star Game format (56:33), did TNT tank the broadcast? (1:05:00), dunk contest aesthetics (1:14:21), Wemby's adorable competitiveness (1:35:55), All-Star Weekend culture (1:50:48).

This full version of this (perfect) episode is on the Cookies Hoops Patreon! Return to Mexico (2:12), Super Bowl LIX (10:31), Kendrick's halftime show (22:41), the flattening of culture (36:07), Kanye's Twitter fingers (49:43), the full and immediate Anthony Davis Experience (1:07:43), Ben Simmons, learn to speak Clippers (1:35:22), end of the Hubie Brown era (1:45:02). 

New eps drop first on Patreon! The end of food halls (2:04), MAGA victory lap (17:43), Deepseek (34:00), the Lord's Day (50:38), singing the Kuz blues (1:13:05), Kel'el Ware (1:42:03), Chris Paul 4 Ever (1:45:30), LaMelo snubbed! (1:51:02).

New eps drop first on Patreon! Trump 2: More Trump (2:05), TikTok banned and then not (15:11), ceasefire (21:43), generational solitude (35:41), David Lynch (45:03), watching the watchers (56:36), Celtics on frog watch (1:05:24), Beard appreciation goes mainstream (1:19:32), is OKC ruining the NBA? (1:35:32), Cam Johnson: trade bait (1:50:12).

New eps drop on Patreon first! Los Angeles fires and an assist from Cookies Hoops (2:04), congestion pricing snot rockets (10:04), tipping culture (16:33), NYC, the city that sleeps (23:04), battling bots (37:32), raw dogging life (47:02), the tragic saga of Podcaster P and the Sixers' lost season (1:03:41), Thunder be shopping! (1:19:28), Cooper Flagg's breakout game (1:30:39), "Tweaker" goes viral (1:45:22), "Jump Around" and situational basketball anthems (1:52:42). 

New eps drop on Patreon first! Jolt Cola lore (2:48), touching glass in 2025 (13:34), congestion pricing hard-launch (24:06), subway terror continues (41:47), Thunder clap the cheeks of Eastern elites (1:19:02), NBA needs more nicknames (1:32:32), Jimmy Butler is disgruntled again, naturally (1:45:32).

New pods drop first on Patreon! We're bearing down on 2025 (3:02), annual food trend predictions (14:33), MAGA Civil War (32:27), jocks vs nerds forever (48:02), Euro invasions (59:06), Knicks vibe check (1:24), Sixers remain unconvincing (1:40:42), D'Angelo Russell traded back to Brooklyn (1:50:11). 

New pods drop first on Patreon! Secret Chinese police station (1:16), the filthiest martini (12:03), a trip to Philly (18:03), lost monoculture (29:43), subway crime and everyone playing their part (40:34), horned up dunk metrics (51:56), "effort" as a morality play 1:01:34), subrosa defensive trends (1:09:43), MVP talk and the Wemby ascension (1:24:05).

New eps drop first on Patreon! Mapo Tofu: The Magazine (2:02), it's a drone, Tone (13:03), Luigi gets knocked (21:13), Downtown NYC culture wars—did the normies win? (54:33), all is well: a peek inside toxic NBA discourse (1:05:28), Jared McCain and the Sixers' season from hell (1:25:06), Giannis MVP campaign is having motion (1:38:19), does your shooting guard wear lingerie? (1:45:21), Caitlin Clark back in the news, surely the conversation isn't insane (1:45:02)

New eps drop first on Patreon! Purple Haze turns 20 (2:03), Mega Banton (5:32), assassin's credos (8:10), making Al-Nusra friends (36:43), Jay-Z (39:43), frosty beers on tap (43:03), The Unction (58:10), Thibs vs JJ Redick (1:17:43), Jokic = stat hoggin' (1:28:54), Brook Lopez glazing (1:46:32). 

Are the 4th place Rochester Americans for real? (2:23), paying to eat over someone else's sink (9:03), some real reasons to love NYC (30:21), case closed: Hunter Biden is free at last (34:03), Drake gets litigious (51:36), Grimes is a hooper (1:02:31), whether the NBA is just for rich kids now (1:09:23), Julius Randle, your basketball worldview litmus test (1:38:27), Grizzlies look like a contender after spending a year in the pooping in the woods (1:52). 

New eps drop first on the Cookies Hoops Patreon! Thanksgiving (3:14), the end of New York's outdoor dining hovels (18:35), gorging at Borgo (27:05), "The Substance" (43:32), Kendrick's new album (54:32), Tyrese Haliburton's negative aura (1:04:25), Wemby chucking 3s (1:18:03), Nets Nation...reborn (1:35), Embiid smells a rat (1:45).