Desperate Parents Of Hollywood

LIVE from Uncle Bernie's Brooklyn Deli in Los Angeles, it's funny married couple, Stephanie and Greg. Should they put the guinea pig to sleep? Should they adopt a baby??? Should Greg do better at teaching his kids proper hygiene? Should they send their daughter to a new school? All this and MORE on today's NEW show! (30 min.)

Stephanie almost orgasms when she hears about some of these tropical resorts. Others, not so much.

Colds, injuries, homework and lack of sex with stand-up comedian Stephanie Blum and her anal husband, Greg. Plus, Do Carrots Improve Vision AND How To Have A Great Marriage!

What do you do when your child blurts out something hurtful to a stranger? You'll laugh at Stephanie's hilarious suggestions. Antubert Johnson sits in. (7 min.)

Confrontational psychological training in The Landmark Forum is discussed with comedian Vijai Nathan and your favorite married hosts, Greg and Stephanie Blum.

Comedian Vijai Nathan joins hilarious married hosts, Greg and Stephanie Blum and reveals how she was roped into a horrific anal experience with a sexual deviant. PLUS, tons more FUN! (56 min.)

Cancer survivor, author of NOW IT’S FUNNY – How I Survived Cancer, Divorce and other Looming Disasters joins married hosts, Greg and Stephanie Blum. Revelations about his book, how cancer affected his marriage, how he broke the news to his then six year old son, how Erin Brockovich said that environmental factors at his high school caused the cancer and at the end of the day, HOW HUMOR CAN HELP US GET THROUGH. PLUS, Michael discusses how he adopted a son and the difficulties inherent in the adoption process. (49 min.)

Start the year off with a bang as married hosts Greg and Stephanie Blum help lighten your load with vibrators, condoms, anal sex and walking around the house naked. ALSO, gay porn star/school teacher Corey and Stephanie's retarded brother, Uncle Larry calls in. Plus a lot more hilarious parental misadventures. With Antubert Johnson and Mr. Maui. 23 min.

She just won the 2012 Hilarious Housewife contest on "The View," JULIE KIDD visits with us and dishes about her close encounter with Barbara Walters, Sherri Shephard, Whoopi Goldberg and how Dr. Phil called her a horrible mom. Julie also reveals that her oldest son is in prison for 10 years and that she'll be singing and dancing in her new show, "Single Mom - The Musical." Also, Stephanie's appearance on Marie Osmond's talk show. Plus a whole lot more!

Stand up comedian, Stephanie Blum and her anal husband Greg tackle bladder infections, how to be a good spouse, how to teach your child responsibility, corporal punishment, choosing the right pet, agressive kids. Also, Greg reveals how he stole his parent's car when he was nine and that Stephanie spends too much money. ALL ON TODAY'S SHOW!

Amy Simon, author of Cheerios In My Underwear and host of Motherhood Unplugged on KPFK radio in Los Angeles, calls-in with her divorce stories and being a mom to girls.

From Curb Your Enthusiasm and The Late Show, actor and comedian Wendy Hammers calls in! Reveals the details behind the scenes! Join the family!

From The Tonight Show with Jay Leno and Oxygen's Girls Behaving Badly, it's the hilarious comedian, Kira Soltanovich IN STUDIO! How she got into comedy and as parents, how to help our children be expressive. ALSO, she reveals the ins and outs of her mixed marriage AND her dilemma regarding circumcision and how the "yoga moms" chastised her for it. PLUS, bullying, teen sex and douche bags all on today's very special episode! (1 hr 3 min.)

Teen Mom, Chinese food makes Greg nuts and Gay Corey and Antubert give Stephanie a hard time about being a parent.

Stephanie reveals her difficulties with her son with hygiene, dead fish, homework, loss of loved ones, dealing with feelings and lots more. With Dani Fishman-Parker, divorce columnist.

It's OK to hate your kids. Everyone else does! It's a JOKE people! Take the Polite Child Quiz and join the crew as we rip each other new a-holes over our kid's level of politeness.

A 10th birthday party turns into a nightmare for Mr. and Mrs. Maui.

A quick story about Taylor Dayne, ("Tell It To My Heart") and then comedian Tom Riehl joins us and reveals his divorce details.

Meeting Marie Osmond was fun for Stephanie when she was asked to perform stand up comedy on the new talk show, “Marie.” Plus, Greg is angrier than usual and Stephanie gets turned on when Greg goes off on a supermarket manager. AND, parenting news! Join today’s laugh-fest and complaint fest! (35 min.)

Mom comedian Julie Kidd calls in! Julie is the author of Momalogue, A Journey through a Single Mother’s Hood. Her jokes have been featured in Good Housekeeping and in numerous comedy books including: Comedy Thesaurus, She’s So Funny, Mom This Jokes For You, and Loves Funny That Way OC Family, OC Metro, Coast Magazine, Orange Coast Magazine and Julie is a contributing writer of ModernMom.com. Kidd has performed on numerous television shows, including: ABC’s The View, Life Moments, Iyanla, What’s Up OC, OC Lifestyles, Inside this Edition and Next Big Star.