News Roundup

Started the week with a tequila factory explosion in Mexico, and a mass stabbing at a Croatia nursing home that killed 6. Plus a bomb attack kills 11 Israeli kids, South Korea intelligence leak, France rail arson attack and olympics opening ceremony, Biden dumped for Kamal, and an Arizona mom catches her son banging her horse on the stall security camera. Music: Gojira/"The Heaviest Matter of the Universe"

Started this week with the mysterious case of a mass poisoning murder/suicide in Thailand, and then talked about a Chinese mall fire that left 16 people dead. Plus all about the Trump would-be assassin and everything we know, Gambia keeps female genital mutilation ban law intact, Israel hits Yemen, rare whale washes up on New Zealand coast, and a 79-year old Canadian grandfather gets 7 year in prison for molesting his granddaughters with beastiality. Music: Warsaw Pact/"I Can't Do It No More"

Started off week with the bus disaster in Nepal, and a school collapse in Nigeria. Plus more debate on Joe Biden's dementia, Gaza pier shelved indefinitely, Philippines wife cuts off husband's penis after he moans another woman's name after sex, famed composer Danny Elfman being sued over serving ejaculate beverage, and a Michigan Republican guy running for county supervisor caught being banged in woods by much older man. Music: Oak Ridge Boys/"You're The One"

Started the week with an India Hindu guru stampede that killed 121 people, and then talked about the 9 people killed in Seoul by an out of control driver. Plus more Biden fallout, Ukraine coup attempt foiled, Nigeria monarch dispute, UK serial baby killer update, and a guy in Pennsylvania arrested after driving around a schoolbus and trailer that cops said was used for beastialty and filmmaking. Music: Sleep/"Hot Lava Man"

Started the week with the coup attempt in Bolivia, and the riots in Kenya. Of course, plenty of stuff on the US prez debate. Plus famed Hawaiian surfer killed in shark attack, UK election preview, Iran presidential election results, Gaza pier debacle, UK gay necrophiliac jailed, and an Indiana HS teacher arrested after paying for students to provide him with urine and ejaculate and then consuming it. Music: Wu-Tang Clan/"Visionz"

The first Presidential debate of 2024. Godawful.

The 400th podcast... started off with the fire in Kuwait that killed at least 49 migrant workers, and then another hilarious update on the Gaza pier debacle. Plus Hunter Biden convicted, European Union election results, US border executive order failing miserably, California vagrant murder, and a guy in Spain working as a security guard for the Olympic Committee caught on security cameras ejaculating into his female colleagues' water bottles at work: Music: Toto/"Hold the Line"

Started off the week with the Denmark Prime minister being attacked on the street, and the Chinese landing a probe on the far side of the mood. Plus Biden's laughable new "Border enforcement" executive order, Mexico presidential election results, Sudan civilian massacre, USAF Combat Controller awarded Air Force cross, Israeli military rescues hostages, and a Pennsylvania police officer caught distributing his beastiality sex videos. Music: Geto Boys/"Still"

Got started with some major elections... South Africa has turned against the ANC, India votes, and Mexico's election starts tomorrow. Plus the Trump conviction, CA declines to end sanctuary protections for illegal immigrant pedophiles, German mass stabbing, Indian woman smuggles impressive amount of gold in body cavity, and a Florida vagrant is arrested; pleasures self in police car and ejaculates on ride to jail. Music: 50 Cent/"Many Men"

Got started this week with all the details of the helicopter crash that claimed the lives of the Iranian president and foreign minster, and then talked about the landslide disaster in Papua New Guinea. Then it was the Gaza aid mess, my viral Twitter dating app story, Trump goes to the Bronx, Nicki Minaj arrested in Amsterdam, and a guy in Houston who is a serial Dollar Tree store ejaculator. Music: Casper/"Essence"

Started with the attempted assassination of the Slovakian Prime Minister, and then talked about Vladimir Putin going to China. Plus the Afghanistan tourist murders, German politician fined for saying "Everything For German," Pro golfer arrested before PGA championship, and a Georgia plastic surgeon got ejaculated on while shopping in Whole Foods. Music: BÜTCHER/"Iron Bitch"

Started week with Canada and how zero bodies have been found in the huge Kamaloops school scandal, and British Columbia makes drugs illegal again. Plus Trump and Stormy, Mexican prez calls missing people hunters "necrophiliacs," RFK Jr. brain worms, San Francisco hands out booze to vagrants, and a Phoenix DoorDash driver pleasures himself at woman's door after dropping off her order. Music: A$AP Rocky/"Fuckin' Problems"

Started the week with 2 Australian and 1 American being found murdered in Baja California on a surf trip, and 3 men were arrested in Canada over that Sikh leader's assassination. Plus the US DOJ moves to relax marijuana laws, Peru bus disaster, Ukraine pulls back from Eastern front, Georgia "foreign interference" protests, Chad and Panama elections, US university Gaza protests, and an Australian guy known as "Beast Boy" arrested for filming himself banging various animals, including a kangaroo corpse. Music: Waylon Jennings/"Lonesome, On'ry, and Mean"

Podcast#393: Cambodia bomb, Gaza college protests, UK vagrant bangs hospital corpse by BK

Started the week talking about the crazy rains that have hit both Dubai and Pakistan, killing over 150 people, and police have made an arrest after hundreds of pounds of cocaine started washing up on Australian beaches. Also US house approves 100 billion dollars for Ukraine and Israel, Trump NYC trial and the guy who self-immolated, Japan military helicopters go down in ocean, and a Florida elementary school math teacher arrested after pleasuring himself completely nude in full view of a Disney World hotel pool. Music: The Allman Brothers/"Ramblin' Man"

Started off with the unfolding story of a mass stabbing attack in Australia which killed six people, and then talked about the boat accident in Mozambique that killed more than 100. Also hit the Arizona abortion uproar, man sentenced after comforting dying wife with meth, Polish priest sex orgy overdoses, Ukraine readies a draft, and a Japanese guy used a public park water fountain spout to massage his anus while he pleasured himself. Music: $uicideboy$/"For the Last Time"

Got started this week with the crazy diplomatic standoff between Mexico and Ecuador after Ecuadorian police raided the Mexican embassy. Also NASA looks for a new moon car, Israel under fire for civilian aid worker deaths, Oregon re-introduces penalties for drug possession, National Guard soldier arrested for migrant smuggling, and an Ohio veterinarian is caught by his wife banging a horse. Music: Florence and the Machine/“Free”

Started the week talking about that terrible bus crash in South Africa, and then turned to Thailand moving closer to passing same-sex marriage. Then it was the Baltimore bridge disaster, Alaska PJs conduct jump mission, 3 different hidden-camera stories, and a Taiwan guy needed doctors to scrape off his ancient smegma buildup from his penis. Music: P. Diddy/"Mo Money Mo Problems"

Started off with the rapidly-updating Russia terror attack story, and Pakistan launches airstrike against Taliban in Afghanistan. Plus Israel planning to move ahead with invasion, "Modern Day Knight" nonsense, Chipotle manager accused of ejaculating on fellow employee, Texas vs Feds border battle, and a Taiwanese guy has a coconut surgically removed from rectum. Music: Rush/"Subdivisions"

Started the week with the bizarre story of 8 people dying from eating sea turtle meat, then talked about the India, Russia, and Slovakia elections. Also an Australian pig farm employee filmed banging pigs, Israel rejects Hamas deal, Switzerland skier deaths, West Point removes "Duty, Honor, Country" from motto, and a Colorado Safeway employee films himself ejaculating on produce in store. Music: Kaspar/"We Won't Go Home"