News Roundup

The 2024 Vice Presidential debate special

This week started with dozens of children drowning in India during a religious festival, and then got into Congo's mass prisoner release. Plus Kenyan prez visits Haiti, Kamala Harris visits US border, US troops supposedly to leave Iraq, Japan has a new Prime Minister, and a Florida man was arrested with a "child-like" sex doll. Music: Skinless/"The Optimist"

Began the week with the news of a Portugal school mass stabbing, as well as country-wide wildfires there. Plus the Canada indigenous school controversy continues, Lebanon pager and radio explosions, Zimbabwe plans to kill hundreds of elephants, Ukraine set to receive EU loan, CIA agent gets 30 years in prison for serial rape, and a Florida man squirted his semen out of a syringe onto an underage girl shopping at Ross. Music: Black Breath/"Fatal Error"

Back from a week off... got started with an Olympic athlete in Kenya getting burnt to death by boyfriend, and a Swiss model was dismembered and "pureed" by her boyfriend. Plus an Israeli ground raid in Syria, Ohio Haitian controversy, Ukraine seeks to launch missiles into Russia, Alabama women kills boyfriend with chainsaw, and a guy in DC was caught on camera rectally pleasuring himself with a cucumber. Music: Bloodhound Gang/"Boom"

Started the week with with at least 400 villagers and army personnel getting massacred by militants in Burkina Faso, and then talked about Namibia's plan to kill hundred of elephants and hippos for food. Plus the big Kamal Harris interview, Cruise ship hidden camera perv gets 30 years in prison, Gaza polio outbreak, China spy plan breaches Japan's airspace, and a bike thief in India gets caught by a vigilante mob who force chili powder into his rectum. Music: Mobb Deep/"Shook Ones part 1"

Started off the week with a couple of bus disasters in Iran and Nepal, then talked about the Sudan peace talk attempts. Also Russia prison mutiny, NASA astronauts stuck for another six months, DNC recap, RFK Jr. drops out of race, Florida cop charged with murder of USAF airman, and a security guard caught on camera repeatedly pleasuring himself in the lobby of a police station. Music: Mothership/"Hot Smoke and Heavy Blues"

Started the week with a New Zealand charity that thought they were handing out candy that turned out to be methamphetamine, and then talked about Ukraine launching an assault into Russia. Plus the Kenyan cops in Haiti, Japan PM to step down, Tanzania mass arrests, Thailand political chaos, and a Russian guy is attacked by cow in Thailand after trying to have sex with it. Music: Great White/"Once Bitten"

Started the week off with the crazy mob that chased the Bangladesh Prime Minister out of the country, and the rocket attack that hurt five Americans in Iraq. Also Tim Walz stolen valor controversy, UK moves to criminalize retweets, Brazil plans crash caught on film, Israel prisoner rape, and the famed UK zoologist living in Australia gets ten years for filming himself raping dozens of dogs while torturing them. Music: Nine Inch Nails/"Copy of A"

Got the week started with the latest terror attack in Somalia, and then talked about the drone attacks going on in Sudan. Plus the olympic boxing controversy, Trump attends black journalist meeting, Russian hostage trade, Venezuelan prez declared illegitimate, and a Vietnamese guy decided to jam both a lemon and a 26-inch-long eel up his rectum. Music: Sundrifter/"Nuclear Sacrifice"

Started the week with a tequila factory explosion in Mexico, and a mass stabbing at a Croatia nursing home that killed 6. Plus a bomb attack kills 11 Israeli kids, South Korea intelligence leak, France rail arson attack and olympics opening ceremony, Biden dumped for Kamal, and an Arizona mom catches her son banging her horse on the stall security camera. Music: Gojira/"The Heaviest Matter of the Universe"

Started this week with the mysterious case of a mass poisoning murder/suicide in Thailand, and then talked about a Chinese mall fire that left 16 people dead. Plus all about the Trump would-be assassin and everything we know, Gambia keeps female genital mutilation ban law intact, Israel hits Yemen, rare whale washes up on New Zealand coast, and a 79-year old Canadian grandfather gets 7 year in prison for molesting his granddaughters with beastiality. Music: Warsaw Pact/"I Can't Do It No More"

Started off week with the bus disaster in Nepal, and a school collapse in Nigeria. Plus more debate on Joe Biden's dementia, Gaza pier shelved indefinitely, Philippines wife cuts off husband's penis after he moans another woman's name after sex, famed composer Danny Elfman being sued over serving ejaculate beverage, and a Michigan Republican guy running for county supervisor caught being banged in woods by much older man. Music: Oak Ridge Boys/"You're The One"

Started the week with an India Hindu guru stampede that killed 121 people, and then talked about the 9 people killed in Seoul by an out of control driver. Plus more Biden fallout, Ukraine coup attempt foiled, Nigeria monarch dispute, UK serial baby killer update, and a guy in Pennsylvania arrested after driving around a schoolbus and trailer that cops said was used for beastialty and filmmaking. Music: Sleep/"Hot Lava Man"

Started the week with the coup attempt in Bolivia, and the riots in Kenya. Of course, plenty of stuff on the US prez debate. Plus famed Hawaiian surfer killed in shark attack, UK election preview, Iran presidential election results, Gaza pier debacle, UK gay necrophiliac jailed, and an Indiana HS teacher arrested after paying for students to provide him with urine and ejaculate and then consuming it. Music: Wu-Tang Clan/"Visionz"

The first Presidential debate of 2024. Godawful.

The 400th podcast... started off with the fire in Kuwait that killed at least 49 migrant workers, and then another hilarious update on the Gaza pier debacle. Plus Hunter Biden convicted, European Union election results, US border executive order failing miserably, California vagrant murder, and a guy in Spain working as a security guard for the Olympic Committee caught on security cameras ejaculating into his female colleagues' water bottles at work: Music: Toto/"Hold the Line"

Started off the week with the Denmark Prime minister being attacked on the street, and the Chinese landing a probe on the far side of the mood. Plus Biden's laughable new "Border enforcement" executive order, Mexico presidential election results, Sudan civilian massacre, USAF Combat Controller awarded Air Force cross, Israeli military rescues hostages, and a Pennsylvania police officer caught distributing his beastiality sex videos. Music: Geto Boys/"Still"

Got started with some major elections... South Africa has turned against the ANC, India votes, and Mexico's election starts tomorrow. Plus the Trump conviction, CA declines to end sanctuary protections for illegal immigrant pedophiles, German mass stabbing, Indian woman smuggles impressive amount of gold in body cavity, and a Florida vagrant is arrested; pleasures self in police car and ejaculates on ride to jail. Music: 50 Cent/"Many Men"

Got started this week with all the details of the helicopter crash that claimed the lives of the Iranian president and foreign minster, and then talked about the landslide disaster in Papua New Guinea. Then it was the Gaza aid mess, my viral Twitter dating app story, Trump goes to the Bronx, Nicki Minaj arrested in Amsterdam, and a guy in Houston who is a serial Dollar Tree store ejaculator. Music: Casper/"Essence"

Started with the attempted assassination of the Slovakian Prime Minister, and then talked about Vladimir Putin going to China. Plus the Afghanistan tourist murders, German politician fined for saying "Everything For German," Pro golfer arrested before PGA championship, and a Georgia plastic surgeon got ejaculated on while shopping in Whole Foods. Music: BÜTCHER/"Iron Bitch"