News Roundup

One buddy in town visiting and another who is a neighbor hop on to do the news... We hit the latest news of the stupid health care bill crashing. Then all the usual.... terrorism, transgender prisoners with problems, the toothy vagina, and a coach puts his dick in a hot dog bun. Enjoy.... Music: Faith No More/"Surprise! You're Dead!"

I was stressing whether I could still do a solo show for 90 minutes. Instead I yammered on for almost 2 hours. We dissect the handwringing over Trump's State department cuts, and I give you the lowdown on all the stupid shit they spend money on. Plus we read the dissent from the judges on the "Travel Ban," and California's Sanctuary state update. And I go off on the dumb ass Marines putting up naked co-worker pics. Music: Tool/"Jerkoff"

I talked both Greg and Will to sit in on this one. We get into how Jeff Sessions from Alabama is a secret Russian mole. For some reason there was a lot of bestiality this week, so of course we get into that. We also had several good hate crime hoaxes, and upon the news of increasing labiaplasty procedures, debate if it's a good thing. Plus that nutty reporter who threatened all the Jewish Community Centers. Music: "Rock the Bells"/LLCoolJ

After taking last week off, I was all worked up for this week and started shouting about the crazy crime laws in Cali that are keeping violent felons out of prison and murdering cops. Plus the usual assortment of Trump hysteria, semen news, and your weekly sex robot updates. Don't miss it! Music "Fucking Hostile"/Pantera.

US Army Ranger Tim joins me... we take a hard look at the bizarre 9th circuit court decision and give you some historical background. Then we get into out mixed bag of news stories. This week we have Groping Syrian refugee in Canada, and a man's botched penis surgery. Tim talks about his experience with campus protests here in San Diego. Then there's the guy caught masturbating in the Dunkin' Donuts drive thru. Music: "Mota"/ The Offspring.

My neighbor Will, a veteran of the infamous debate podcasts, returns. We start with the timeline of the SEAL raid into Yemen, and ponder the consequences. Of course we get the latest Trump drama, and the Berkeley nuts rioting in CA. Then the usual plethora of lewd sex acts and semen smuggling you love. Music: Big Sean/"Bounce Back."

Back in the states.... Corpsman Greg joins me. We talk about the details of Trump's executive orders, and the long history of how California has become sanctuary city crazy. Also talked about interesting case of an underage Trans female. We played some good audio from the women's march and Shia LaBouf, and a man has an 19 inch penis that's all foreskin. Music: White Stripes/"Girl, you have no faith in medicine."

My last podcast as a US government contractor (maybe!) USMC NCO JonJon guest hosts along with USMC grunt Creeper and SERE instructor Jason... I give you the long, sordid history of the Trump 'Golden Shower' dossier.... Then, on a more serious note, we discuss the article dealing with SEAL team 6 alleged atrocities. Do we care? Also, man arrested for meth, guy has sex with his dog, and Afghan migrant jacks it in front of little girl. Music: Pleasure Beach/"Go"

We follow the Fort Lauderdale Airport shooting as S.E.R.E. instructor Jason joins myself and USMC NCO JonJon. As dull as it is, I detail the latest in the Russian hacking Intel brief. Of course we get into the Chicago hate crime. And then from there we get all the news of the week, including Amazon's Alexa recommending porn, and a WalMart shopper squirting semen. Music: Digable Planets/"Nicklebag of Funk"

Special Forces soldier Mush is my special guest! He joins USMC infantry NCO jonjon and Recon Marine Trace. Even USMC grunt creeper showed up... This was our special year in review. We went over a lot of the military stories of the year, plus noted famous people who died. The boys got a little rowdy near the end, so I sped thru November and December a little before it got too crazy. Music: George Michael/"Iwant your sex"

Former Army paratrooper Red guest hosts along with USMC JonJon. We talk about the many ways in which the Germans are completely botching the war on Islamic terror and what the future holds for Europe. Then we move to assholes on planes; first the YouTube idiot, then Ivanka Trump getting harassed. And of course, lots of sex robot updates, and gruesome murders. Music: "Little Drummer Boy"/Bob Seger, "O Holy Night"/Pavarotti-Domingo

It's a full house of USMC.... Recon Marine Trace joins me and USMC Infantry NCO JonJon, in his Black Santa sweater. We zoom in on the DNC leaks and the fake news controversy. And we cover the news your cable channel won't, talking about cop-killing illegal aliens, Islamic pains in the asses, various genitalia ailments, and terrible "pranks" involving semen. Don't miss it! Music: "Inspection"/Leftfield

Two special guest hosts! 75th Ranger Regiment Rooster and Recon Marine Bird join me.... We talk about Rooster's horrific blast injury in Afghanistan, and scrutinize the #NoDAPL protests in North Dakota. We also remember how huge John Glenn was, and space exploration. Then we get into the dangers of manscaping, terrible migrant sex crimes in Europe, and more! Music: "Shout at the Devil"/Motley Crue.

It's an all USMC show! My man JonJon makes his second appearance, and another Devil Dog grunt, Creeper, joins in! I asked them about Mattis as SecDef. We also talked about the OSU stabbing terrorist, the limits of freedom of speech, cyber bullying, tranny hookers, and much, much, more! Music: Darc Mind/"visions of a blur"

Very happy to have Bigfoot make his second appearance... we are joined by our buddy, Army Special Forces soldier Kato! We talk SF selection, working out, and all of the news of the week. This includes black Friday nuttiness, Transgender athletes, sanctuary cities, and the latest in police shootings. Music: Nirvana/Son of a gun

Taking a break from politics! I have on one of the most interesting guys I've worked with. My man Swole joins the podcast with a vengeance. With a career spanning the Army Rangers, Infantry, and the Army's parachute demonstration team, the Golden Knights, we talk about skydiving, selfie deaths, and horrible things people are doing with their penises. YOU CANNOT TOP THIS, PEOPLE. Music: Mobb Deep/Survival of the fittest

AAAAAGGGGH. The goddamn MADMAN pulled it off. My special guest joins me to talk Election 2016, the dumbass media crying, and the idiots rioting in the streets because they didn't get their way.... with special epic audio supercut of cryfacing reaction! I would have stopped making fun of them by now but now that they're rioting in streets, it's game on. Music: O Fortuna/William Tell overture

The crazy war between the Department of Justice and the FBI. The cops want to, get this, investigate crime, while the DOJ wants the whole thing to go away. Plus, why it will be increasingly impossible for Republicans to ever win a national election again, the death penalty on the ballot in CA, and our future of coffee and sex robots. Music: King's X/Looking for love

My big brother and USMC Infantry officer BIg Duke 6 guest hosts! We talk about the breaking news of the FBI re-opening the Clinton email scandal. We also get into the specifics of the notorious USMC Infantry officer course and why females haven't graduated from it. He also enjoys the budweiser and clamato Chelada that I made him drink.

The final presidential debate of 2016! Producer Bob and I break it down for your pleasure. Note: at one point, desperate to procure booze, I tripped over the tv mike and it gets slightly quieter for a few minutes. We fought through and got it back up. Enjoy!