That Larry Show

You’ve never heard the REAL story behind Christmas… until now.

The BEST places to meet women (and there’s no cover charge!) ♥ HOW to talk to women ♥ How to filter out the bad ones ♥ Chick magnets that work ♥ Where to find the right girl for you ♥ Common mistakes to avoid ♥ If you heed the advice in this episode, you will find a girlfriend by New Year’s, or your money back!

Mental health tips from Charles Manson ■ Elon Musk’s success secret, revealed ■ How to navigate the family Thanksgiving minefield ■ Reality is a demon, and he’s out to screw up your holidays ■ Why car and wine companies are to blame for all holiday misery ■ The Commie punks trying to destroy Thanksgiving ■ Bring your appetite to this feast of an episode!

From Lust to Gluttony, how far can you go? ♦ What is moral relativism and why is it crap? ♦ How can pride be a sin? ♦ What’s the difference between wrath and anger? Which one is good for you? ♦ Which is the group sin – and the deadliest? (It’s not the one you guessed!) ♦ This episode will help you look better, have more fun and avoid eternal damnation!

Climate change? Puh-lease! The real existential threat our species faces is bullshit!

When you finally flip out, will it be like a champ or a chump? Here are the pro tips you need.

The Pope says JC’s physical body was never resurrected. Them’s fightin’ words.

What Larry learned from the Middleweight champion of the world ♦ How a jelly-bean jar can help you select the right mate ♦ The secret strategy that wins most battles ♦ Can a name change change your life? ♦ How a pointy chick Larry never even met introduced him to a boxing legend ♦ Meet Larry’s Commie-hatin’ Cubano buddy, Francisco ♦ Relationship advice every man (and woman) can use ♦ All this and more in this epic episode!

The sickest serial killers you never heard of ▲ What happens when a psycho calls his girlfriend “Ma”▲ Why sex in a van = death ▲ How Halloween went from Charlie Brown’s Great Pumpkin to gorn ▲ The 21st century calisthenics that cause obesity ▲ Why you should always heed a creepy feeling ▲ Do you know a serial killer? ▲ Are you a serial killer?

How would J.C. have handled the push for PC costumes?

HEAR a 35,000 year-old ghost declare you are GOD!▲Take the test and discover your spirit animal-guide-thingy▲What’s Larry’s spirit animal and why does he hate it?▲How Larry gave life to a reptile… twice▲What’s the dumbest line in movie history?▲Why do people derive their identities from everything from sports teams to sneakers?▲Why crystals, fossils and Bonsai trees are necessary at L.A. beaches

What do e-celebs have in common? ▲ What don’t they have? ▲ Fame on demand – pay with your dollars and dignity ▲ The stripper that visited Larry’s office ▲ Being famous for being famous ▲ The trajectory of an e-celeb – obscurity to less obscurity to infamy ▲ How you can be famous – for a day. ▲ Make those duck lips, jut that booty and get ready for your close up. Fame’s a-comin’ and it’s a bitch!

J.C. didn't play fair. Why should you?

Meet BEATRICE, the bullshit detector ▲ What human secretion destroyed ‘indestructible’ light bulbs in the NYC subway system? ▲ Say “duh” to L.A.’s new Robocop ▲ Downtown L.A.’s night shift – the walking dead ▲ Lease a crappy surveillance camera, for only $70k per year! ▲ L.A.’s race to the bottom, led by cretinous politicos.▲ Who are the 3 largest bullshit producers in the world? ▲ Episode 217, where the future is bleak, but only for chooches who obey authority!

Surefire sabotage methods anyone can use ▲ Sabotage movies you can learn from ▲ Is sabotage sexy? ▲ How Larry (at age 7!) drove a nun insane and never got caught ▲ What does sabotage really mean? ▲ Sabotage – the equalizing resource of the powerless ▲ What are “co-bots” and why should you destroy them? ▲ Why your workplace needs some sabotage

Happiness or Peace? Which one lasts?

Discover how a glance through a telescope can change your existence ▲ The roller coaster ride to enlightenment ▲ Which horse should you be riding on life’s carousel? ▲ The unknown NYC park that kicks Central Park’s ass ▲ Why slingshots are still great weapons ▲ How Larry drove a car – at age 7 ▲ All this and more in this soon to be classic episode!

Doorways to other dimensions ♦ Therapeutic atom bombs ♦ The Govt.- operated death ray in the desert that fries 6,000 birds a year ♦ Why Bugsy Siegel was smarter than the U.S. government ♦ The 12-foot gorilla that is a dinosaur ♦ Psychic Elvis ♦ Mannequins - weird, creepy and fun! ♦ Alien Beef Jerky & Rat Bastard Root Beer – Larry’s favorite meal ♦ Ruins you’ll love ♦ From Ghost Town Road to Death Valley to Vegas, don’t miss this road trip with Larry!

Do we need middle men? ▲ How Moses schmoozed God ▲ What really went down at Sodom & Gomorrah? ▲ Abraham vs Moses – who was smarter?▲ Does God use hit men? ▲ How to get some favors out of God ▲ Do NOT talk to God until you hear this episode!

Pants that make guys incels (DO NOT WEAR!) ▲ What part of you do women check out first? ▲ The simple thing you can do to make women chase you ▲ Male versions of resting bitch-face ▲ Why do smart guys buy dummies? ▲ Why “performance fabric” shirts make men look like clowns ▲ Fashion disasters to avoid ▲ The two elements that give you timeless cool ▲ All this and more in the coolest episode yet!