That Larry Show

Why you should ignore New Year's Eve/Day ▲ What the fear merchants are trying to sell you ▲ The way idiots think about New Years ▲ The brutal truth about the New Year holiday (it will set you free) ▲ How Larry finally got his fantasy New Year's Eve party ▲ The monster that lived in Larry's closet ▲ What made 5 year-old Larry puke on New Year's Eve? ▲ A Happy New Year is impossible unless you hear this episode!

Larry meets a hero in the Texas panhandle ▲ Where can you get the WORLD'S BEST HAMBURGER?▲ Discover the club - comprised of idiots - that runs our lives ▲ Why Larry should be appointed U.S. Secretary of Transportation ▲ Larry apologizes to Peanuts creator Charles Schulz ▲ What is Christmas really about?

What is the FEAR INDEX? ♠ Discover the Sheriff's Rules that Larry mocked ♠ What are Costume Kooks? ♠ How did they bring Larry to an epiphany? ♠ What the words quaint, charming, rustic and sun-drenched really mean and why you're in for a lousy hotel or motel stay when you see them ♠ Meet the Fear Freak hotelier that Larry pissed off ♠ If you're saying F.U. to lockdowns, you need to hear this episode!

Will "The Great Reset" be led by the Anti-Christ? ┼ Which US State Governor is today's King Herod? (Hint: he's butt ugly) ┼ When will the Star of Bethlehem re-appear? ┼ What will it mean? ┼ What happened when the star appeared, 800 years ago? ┼ How is today's world the same as it was 2,000 years ago? ┼ What were JC's two favorite words?

From ghost towns to ghost nation - what Larry learned about America over 7,000 miles ■ Explore Uranus - not the planet, the roadside attraction in the Ozarks (yes, It's a fudge factory!) ■ Discover the two Americas, why one hates the other, and which one Larry prefers ■ Which sleaze-BAG career politician screwed YOU out of near 2 TRILLION dollars that might have saved your business? Hit the road with Larry - and get ready to rage!

Meet DETRITUS-27 - the Cosmic Doom Germ!▲Nuke-haters will LOVE nukes, when they promise SAFETY!▲What is OSFAP, and how will the sheeple FAP for Safety?▲The monolith that will re-set the planet▲How Insta-Martyrs become famous▲Learn how GUBMNT says to SAVE people, we must KILL people

Lonely Thanksgiving? Blues-beating fixes that work ■ Thanksgiving with obnoxious family? Larry has answers ■ Larry abuses tyrannical punk governors ■ LIVE RECORDING of family Thanksgiving as it DESCENDS into VIOLENCE! ■ Holiday advice from Charles Manson ■ How renaming Thanksgiving Flag Day and dressing like a 4-star general can make you an Instagram star

How The Godfather would be re-made today ■ The difference between males and men ■ Why Communism is a matriarchal construct ■ Were Hippies the original snowflakes? ■ Why Karl Marx was NOT a man, but a leech and a punk ■ Why the EU and North America are doomed ■ Why Commies hate manly men ■ The business / app that can save manhood and America! ■ If you are a man or just wish you were, this is your episode!

Thrust into hell? Learn how to turn it into a fun zone ■ How do we create our own hells? ■ How do we escape them? ■ Hell is real, but it's not a place - discover what hell really is and you can tame it ■ Meet the old cowboy who helped Larry turn a hellish experience into a fun memory ■ Why Will Rogers was full of sh*t ■ This episode is your get out of hell free card. Listen!

Why Commies need morons▲ Wall St. billionaires predict civil war ▲ The moronic catch phrase "journos" will be parroting ▲ Stupid people and their "magical thinking" ▲ How Larry almost killed himself with Nestle's Quik ▲ Why imbeciles think they can tame wild animals ▲ Feeling uncertain about your future? This is YOUR episode!

The 4-word weight-loss program that ALWAYS works ■ Secrets to sticking with a diet ■ Is obesity a disease? ■ Two words that help you meet any challenge ■ What the world says when you tell it F.U. ■ How Larry's 5th grade teacher got to be a 1/4 ton man ■ The TRUE cause of obesity nobody mentions ■ If you want to lose weight - or muscle up - this is your episode!

Meet the vamp who lures Larry to corruption and the netherworld ♦ How Kalifornia is outlawing holidays, beginning with Halloween ♦ Larry calls out Kalifornia's progressive punk governor ♦ Attend the world's hottest Halloween party ♦ What kids really want out of Halloween ♦ How today's kids are ripped off by helicopter parents, the state and "safety culture"   .

Where do politician/sleazebags (those are synonyms) come from? ● How to spot their lies ● Just how stupid are they? ● Are you more likely to get rich working for a corporation or the government? ● How did "lockdown" come to be accepted by the American sheeple? ● When is it okay to stab someone in their guts? ● Don't even think of voting before hearing this episode!

Why most school is CRAP ♠ The dangerous job we all do that can destroy us ♠ What are the only 3 things you really need? ♠ The X-factor that guarantees success ♠ What is Parkinson's Law and how is it ruining you life? ♠ How time sucks are actually success sucks ♠ The phrase that enables you to accomplish anything ♠ This episode will change you life - listen!

Discover autumn's greatest fragrance and maybe go to jail ■ Why NYC mayor is certifiably psychotic and may be re-naming himself Napoleon ■ WTF is a "GALA ?" ■ Larry delivers a classic American story that Commies hate ■ Larry commands hackers to wreck "Nipple Rings" Cuomo's Columbus Day virtual parade with dancing coffins and ghosts that fly up his beer-can nostrils ■ Why Starbucks is sh*t and Dunkin Donuts is great ■ You're not ready for Fall - or life - until you hear this episode!

Meet the British dominatrix inside Larry's laptop ▲What book changed Larry's life? ▲ How to laugh at death and destruction ▲ Who is stealing your peace? ▲ Why does peace beat happiness? ▲ What is FOMO and how is it a peace thief?▲ Take the Consumer Pledge of Allegiance ▲ If your life is spinning out of control, this is your episode!

Aliens WILL invade! What will be their Trojan Horse? ♠ Korean Muscle Jesus is coming... and he's pissed! ♠ Why scientists are whores and their science is crap ♠ An insider's description of hell ♠ Larry junks a "journo" ♠ Which states will secede in Civil War 2.0? ♠ For 2020, the worst is yet to come ♠ You have questions? Larry has answers, in this listen or die episode!

Meet: a PSYCHO in Oklahoma ■ a SOLDIER in the fight of his life ■ a guardian ANGEL TRUCKER ■ What 3 local businesses say "you're in DANGER?" ■ Why L.A. is already a ghost town in-the-making ■ Which states are cucked / which are not? ■ Special bonus: Larry records his own outro music ■ All this and more in the conclusion of Larry's Forbidden Road Trip!

An ancient, wise Kentuckian gives Larry an ominous prediction ■ The "historic" tavern that wasn't ■ Meet the woman who's fighting ghosts in Hayti, Missouri ■ The greatest motel chain you never heard of ■ The "Mexican" meal that could gag a maggot ■ Which states are cucked and which are not? ■ The last two employers all Americans may soon be working for ■ Is America doomed? Find out, in Part 3 of Larry's Forbidden Road Trip!

What happens when Larry demands a full refund from the Hell Motel in Oklahoma? ▲ Take a wet, white-knuckle drive through an electrical storm in the Allegheny mountains ▲ Ride out a hurricane and 4-day power-failure in the northeast ▲ Experience a seizure with Moose at 3 am in West Virginia ▲ Why does NYC still suck and who is responsible? ▲ Which has the pukier governor, NY or Wisconsin?▲ The journey continues!