Teen Creeps With Kelly Nugent And Lindsay Katai

Kelly and Katai finally arrive at the book that started it all, Christopher Pike's The Starlight Crystal. Would there be a Teen Creeps without The Starlight Crystal? Is it really as good as they remember? And how exactly does male ejaculation work? All of this and more on Teen Creeps' inaugural episode on the Forever Dog Podcast Network. SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes, merch, and more: https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS:  https://twitter.com/teencreepspod https://www.instagram.com/teencreepspod https://www.facebook.com/teencreepspod BUY TEEN CREEPS MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/teen-creeps TEEN CREEPS IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/teen-creeps *All creepy opinions expressed are those of the hosts and guests. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kelly and Katai talk childhood classic The Face on the Milk Carton by Caroline B. Cooney! Lusty teens! Cults! Vaginal health! We are so proud to announce that we will be joining Forever Dog Podcast Network! We are so thrilled to join a group of such diverse, funny, interesting voices! We're excited to do some really exciting stuff with them. Check out their roster of amazing podcasts at foreverdogpodcasts.com SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes, merch, and more: https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS:  https://twitter.com/teencreepspod https://www.instagram.com/teencreepspod https://www.facebook.com/teencreepspod BUY TEEN CREEPS MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/teen-creeps TEEN CREEPS IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/teen-creeps *All creepy opinions expressed are those of the hosts and guests. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Resident LODUNC correspondent Patrick Ehlers (Same Day Shipping, Nintendo Cartridge Society) joins Kelly and Katai to talk Lois Duncan's Who Killed My Daughter? They talk psychic crime solving, Duncan's heartbreaking ability to portray loss, and literally cry while recording! SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes, merch, and more: https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS:  https://twitter.com/teencreepspod https://www.instagram.com/teencreepspod https://www.facebook.com/teencreepspod BUY TEEN CREEPS MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/teen-creeps TEEN CREEPS IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/teen-creeps *All creepy opinions expressed are those of the hosts and guests. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kelly and Katai are here with a Patreon Preview! Here's an example of one of the things you'll get if you join their new $8/month tier on Patreon! A big creepy thank you to our raffle winner Patrick Scholes for choosing this month's book, Carrie! This book has it all! Religious fanaticism! Child abuse! Revenge telekinesis! Huge thanks to our Patreon supporters. Your help means a ton to us, more now than ever. SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes, merch, and more: https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS:  https://twitter.com/teencreepspod https://www.instagram.com/teencreepspod https://www.facebook.com/teencreepspod BUY TEEN CREEPS MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/teen-creeps TEEN CREEPS IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/teen-creeps *All creepy opinions expressed are those of the hosts and guests. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kelly and Katai end the run of Goosebumps Wednesdays with Goosebumps: Beware the Snowman! An abrupt move to the Arctic Circle with Aunt Gertrude! A pretty satisfying snowman-dad switcheroo! A tiny town with below zero temps, very few kids, and worst of all, NO BASKETBALL! Also, the thrilling conclusion of Siobhan's Grade 9 Saga! SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes, merch, and more: https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS:  https://twitter.com/teencreepspod https://www.instagram.com/teencreepspod https://www.facebook.com/teencreepspod BUY TEEN CREEPS MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/teen-creeps TEEN CREEPS IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/teen-creeps *All creepy opinions expressed are those of the hosts and guests. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kelly and Katai talk Patricia Windsor's The Christmas Killer! Magical twins! Evil Twins! Dancer Twins! This book is AMAZING! SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes, merch, and more: https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS:  https://twitter.com/teencreepspod https://www.instagram.com/teencreepspod https://www.facebook.com/teencreepspod BUY TEEN CREEPS MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/teen-creeps TEEN CREEPS IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/teen-creeps *All creepy opinions expressed are those of the hosts and guests. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kelly and Katai talk Caroline B. Cooney's Freeze Tag! They chat frozen step-dads, sockety eyes, and very sad cartoons! SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes, merch, and more: https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS:  https://twitter.com/teencreepspod https://www.instagram.com/teencreepspod https://www.facebook.com/teencreepspod BUY TEEN CREEPS MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/teen-creeps TEEN CREEPS IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/teen-creeps *All creepy opinions expressed are those of the hosts and guests. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kelly and Katai talk R.L. Stine's Cheerleaders 4: The New Evil! AKA Cheerleaders in the Snow! Confusing evil spirits! Salad dressing power rankings! Too many backflips! SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes, merch, and more: https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS:  https://twitter.com/teencreepspod https://www.instagram.com/teencreepspod https://www.facebook.com/teencreepspod BUY TEEN CREEPS MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/teen-creeps TEEN CREEPS IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/teen-creeps *All creepy opinions expressed are those of the hosts and guests. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's a clip show, baby! Kelly and Katai lovingly reflect on some of their favorite moments from the podcast. Clips are from: Episode 4 Christopher Pikes Chain Letter Episode 10 Christopher Pikes Remember Me Episode 21 Christopher Pikes Master Of Murder Episode 26 R.L. Stines The Babysitter Episode 28 Sweet Valley High #100: The Evil Twin with Ryan Mogge Episode 37 Richie Tankersley Cusicks Overdue Episode 39 LJ Smiths The Forbidden Game Book 2: The Chase Episode 45 Diane Hohs The Accident Episode 51 RL Stines Cheerleaders: The Third Evil Episode 58 V.C. Andrewss My Sweet Audrina It's been a great ride so far! Thanks for listening, everyone! We love you! SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes, merch, and more: https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS:  https://twitter.com/teencreepspod https://www.instagram.com/teencreepspod https://www.facebook.com/teencreepspod BUY TEEN CREEPS MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/teen-creeps TEEN CREEPS IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https:/

Comedian and Podcaster Patrick Ehlers (Nintendo Cartridge Society, Same Day Shipping) joins Kelly and Katai to talk Lois Duncan's Killing Mr. Griffin! They learn a lot of things in this episode: Sometimes grandmas lie! Sometimes mean teachers just want what's best for you! Sometimes you gotta go back to your roots and burn Susan! SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes, merch, and more: https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS:  https://twitter.com/teencreepspod https://www.instagram.com/teencreepspod https://www.facebook.com/teencreepspod BUY TEEN CREEPS MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/teen-creeps TEEN CREEPS IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/teen-creeps *All creepy opinions expressed are those of the hosts and guests. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Writer and actor Ego Nwodim joins Kelly and Katai to talk Mirror, Mirror by D.E. Athkins! They talk street-diving, elbow-cupping, and hot-dogging! SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes, merch, and more: https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS:  https://twitter.com/teencreepspod https://www.instagram.com/teencreepspod https://www.facebook.com/teencreepspod BUY TEEN CREEPS MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/teen-creeps TEEN CREEPS IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/teen-creeps *All creepy opinions expressed are those of the hosts and guests. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Podcaster and resident SVH expert Ryan Mogge (Same Day Shipping, Hellmouthy) returns for Francine Pascal's Sweet Valley High #82: Kidnapped by the Cult! This episode has everything! Bowl til you drop! Sexy rewrites! A cult leader with the profile of a Greek god and feathered blonde hair! SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes, merch, and more: https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS:  https://twitter.com/teencreepspod https://www.instagram.com/teencreepspod https://www.facebook.com/teencreepspod BUY TEEN CREEPS MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/teen-creeps TEEN CREEPS IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/teen-creeps *All creepy opinions expressed are those of the hosts and guests. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Writer and Podcaster Nick Wiger (Comedy Bang Bang, @Midnight, Doughboys on Feral Audio) joins Kelly and Katai to talk Jay's Journal by Anonymous (AKA Beatrice Sparks)! This book has it all! Boner Boys! Angel dust orgies! Mom's fresh baked bread! SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes, merch, and more: https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS:  https://twitter.com/teencreepspod https://www.instagram.com/teencreepspod https://www.facebook.com/teencreepspod BUY TEEN CREEPS MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/teen-creeps TEEN CREEPS IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/teen-creeps *All creepy opinions expressed are those of the hosts and guests. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Happy Halloween, Creeps! As a spooky Halloween treat, Kelly and Katai talk R.L. Stine's Halloween Night 1 and 2! These books have it all! Weird vague costumes! Murder plan fakeouts! Sequels that are exactly the same! SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes, merch, and more: https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS:  https://twitter.com/teencreepspod https://www.instagram.com/teencreepspod https://www.facebook.com/teencreepspod BUY TEEN CREEPS MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/teen-creeps TEEN CREEPS IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/teen-creeps *All creepy opinions expressed are those of the hosts and guests. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kelly is joined this week by guest co-host Omar Najam (13 Days 13 Shorts, Twitter: @OmarNajam) to talk R.L. Stine's Goosebumps: The Haunted School! This episode has it all! Fossil-drinking children! Multi-dimensional convergences! LOTS of fan-correction! SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes, merch, and more: https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS:  https://twitter.com/teencreepspod https://www.instagram.com/teencreepspod https://www.facebook.com/teencreepspod BUY TEEN CREEPS MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/teen-creeps TEEN CREEPS IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/teen-creeps *All creepy opinions expressed are those of the hosts and guests. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Broadcaster Emma Fyffe (@EmmaFyffe) joins Kelly and Katai to talk Christopher Pike's The Last Vampire 3: Red Dice! They talk beautiful priests, Stone Cold Sita, and trigger warning: this podcast discusses sexual assault and harassment. SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes, merch, and more: https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS:  https://twitter.com/teencreepspod https://www.instagram.com/teencreepspod https://www.facebook.com/teencreepspod BUY TEEN CREEPS MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/teen-creeps TEEN CREEPS IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/teen-creeps *All creepy opinions expressed are those of the hosts and guests. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kelly and Katai are back to Pike with The Last Vampire 2: Black Blood! This book has it all! Creepy moms! Agent Vampire! Tickle popsicles! SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes, merch, and more: https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS:  https://twitter.com/teencreepspod https://www.instagram.com/teencreepspod https://www.facebook.com/teencreepspod BUY TEEN CREEPS MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/teen-creeps TEEN CREEPS IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/teen-creeps *All creepy opinions expressed are those of the hosts and guests. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kelly and Katai chat and heal from the trauma that is V.C. Andrews's My Sweet Audrina! Blood clot projectiles! Chameleon hair and haunted eyes! #VERA! For a hilarious rundown of Vera's star moments (and other VC goodness) check out casteelkidsstolemygroceries.tumblr.com and follow @possiblemermaid on Twitter! SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes, merch, and more: https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS:  https://twitter.com/teencreepspod https://www.instagram.com/teencreepspod https://www.facebook.com/teencreepspod BUY TEEN CREEPS MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/teen-creeps TEEN CREEPS IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/teen-creeps *All creepy opinions expressed are those of the hosts and guests. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Writer and actor Mike Carlson (@phatcarlson, Podcast the Ride, coming soon to Feral Audio) joins Kelly and Katai to talk RL Stine's Goosebumps: One Day at Horrorland! Vague ride mechanics! Famous character actor Gale Gordon! Moms that bounce back from car explosions! SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes, merch, and more: https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS:  https://twitter.com/teencreepspod https://www.instagram.com/teencreepspod https://www.facebook.com/teencreepspod BUY TEEN CREEPS MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/teen-creeps TEEN CREEPS IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/teen-creeps *All creepy opinions expressed are those of the hosts and guests. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kelly and Katai talk Caroline B. Cooney's The Perfume! This book is OFF. THE. WALL. Ancient Egypt! Perfume Possession! Eating your twin! We want your stories! Call in with your spooky, embarrassing teen, or book-related stories at 747-333-6995 and leave us a message! We just might play yours on the podcast! SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes, merch, and more: https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS:  https://twitter.com/teencreepspod https://www.instagram.com/teencreepspod https://www.facebook.com/teencreepspod BUY TEEN CREEPS MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/teen-creeps TEEN CREEPS IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/teen-creeps *All creepy opinions expressed are those of the hosts and guests. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices