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Elizabeth's college roommate's secret term paper about her athletic deficiencies, Andy's belly button sensitivity, last night's Paramore concert, and Andy attempts to put Elizabeth's fear of flying at ease before her cross country flight and FAILS BIGTIME. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 00:00 Intro  00:45 Runners Envy 01:23 A Secret Term Paper About Elizabeth 17:27 Andy's Belly Button Situation 25:56 The Paramore Concert Ruled! 35:46 Is Kindness Cool Now? 40:38 Scared Of Flying Part 56 46:47 Airlines Ranked Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Chik Fil-A, naps, electric toothbrushes, medium well steak, and a beautiful Cinnabon reconciliation are discussed in-depth by married couple Elizabeth and Andy.  ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 00:00 Intro 02:34 Is Chick-fil-A going to hell? 07:58 Elizabeth is pro Sabbath 17:42 Donut Men vs Donut Women 20:59 Gen X'rs and Millennials 26:05 Kids Chore Advice / Swiffer Butt 30:36 Suri Toothbrush Review 41:41 How do you like your steak? 49:17 A Cinnabon Reconciliation Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shameful childhood moments, a linguistic dilemma, the Mandela effect, and first jobs. It’s a miracle Andy manages to turn Elizabeth's grumpy grimace into a smile.  ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 00:00 Intro 00:21 Is Anybody Listening? 06:29 Cold Urticaria 10:17 Dilemma vs. Dilemna 17:25 A Shameful Memory 34:18 Survivor 39:25 The Sweetest Thing Ever 43:56 How To Fold A Paper Towel 49:44 One Last Dumb Thing Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Elizabeth and Andy discuss a bathroom-based ethical dilemma, how your behavior can make its mark unbeknownst to you, and then Elizabeth shares an incredible story involving this very podcast!  ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 00:00 Intro 00:16 Is Anybody Listening? 02:15 An Ethical Bathroom Dilemma 12:56 Hand Under Shorts Incident 30:35 Smelling Gross Things 36:29 A Magical Moment Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Elizabeth and Andy discuss their experience with a bird cam, a docu-series that has really left them reeling, a different show that has a tres bon place in their hearts, and whether or not Andy is actually a real person or a figment of Elizabeth's disturbed imagination!  ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 00:00 Intro 00:16 Is Anybody Listening? 02:28 Hummingbird Update 08:02 Bird On Bird Violence 15:36 The Curious Case Of Natalia Grace 24:29 Viral Video Update 29:02 Hallelujah 32:21 L'Agence - The French Agency 43:09 Is Andy Real? 57:25 Rage and Rip 01:02:19 Baccarat Rouge 540 Learn more

Elizabeth and Andy discuss his VIP status at a favorite restaurant, the new little friend in their lives that is bringing so much joy, whether "nice gestures" count if there are notable perks received, and lastly an update on Elizabeth's favorite perfume! ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 00:00 Intro 05:09 VIP Restaurant Status 20:02 Brownie The Hummingbird 30:53 Is Andy The A-Hole? 48:21 Perfume Update Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Elizabeth and Andy discuss how religious dogma shaped her teenage experiences, do a confessional role play, and talk about their viral cast iron skillet cleaning video plus what restaurant experiences recently delighted Andy! ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 00:00 Intro 00:18 Is Anybody Listening? 04:43 Boyfriends 12:24 Do You Really Go To Hell? 14:11 Is This How Confession Works? 30:22 We Went Viral 54:56 Joyful Waitstaff! 58:11 I Don't Know What To Do With My Eyes 01:03:42 A Woman Who Doesn't Feel Pain Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Elizabeth and Andy discuss her life in PT and without coffee, Andy's recent experience almost getting scammed, Otis's birth from his perspective, the emotional journey that is Ikea! ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 00:00 Intro 00:30 Is Anybody Listening? 01:23 Quitin' Coffee Ain't Fun 04:42 Pelvic Floor Therapy Update 24:14 Labor Stories 32:01 How To Handle A Scammer 37:55 Elizabeth's Not Built For Ikea 50:11 Peanuts In The Shell Out Of The Shell Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Andy updates Elizabeth on the infamous car note, as well as a dip into health corner before discussing Andy's sex circadian rhythm and Elizabeth's new journey to becoming a crotchety old gal!  ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 00:00 Intro 00:50 It's RAY-O's! 03:57 Maison Francis Kurkdjian Baccarat 540 update 13:04 The Car Note... an update! 17:47 Elizabeth's Health Corner 29:33 Andy's Handy's 32:59 Andy's Cycle 38:06 Andy's Health Corner 47:43 Cast Iron Care 49:32 A Crotchety Old Gal Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Elizabeth and Andy discuss finding the right scent, the status of a former flame, what recipe of Elizabeth's is causing tension at home and why two nightmares have rattled Andy! ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 00:00 Intro 00:16 Is Anybody Listening? 03:11 Cast Iron Skillet Talk 14:00 She smelled so good! 28:17 Don't Come Around Here Anymore 39:16 Lemon Bar Spirit 47:16 Bad Dreams Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Elizabeth and Andy discuss her recent devious behavior, why she thinks wedding dances are tough, what they want to be called as grandparents and warning: they instate a temporary lift on the poop ban! ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 00:00 Intro 00:31 Is Anybody Listening? 04:27 We Swore We Wouldn't Watch It 09:30 Wedding Dance? No Thanks! 10:46 A Confession 31:13 Seriously Wedding Dances Are 50:32 Bathroom Race To The Sink 51:26 The Poop Ban Is Lifted Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Elizabeth and Andy discuss a wild new physical twist, an also wild section for kids in a Paris family travel book, and a demoralizing moment in Elizabeth's life that might be for good reason afterall!  ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 00:00 Intro 00:40 Is Anybody Listening? 03:09 Tetris Affair 10:44 Health Corner 28:36 Family Guide To Paris 44:49 What is the point? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Elizabeth and Andy, on their NEW PLAID COUCH!! discuss their favorite Florida memories as well as why Andy is water - averse, whether kids today have too much agency in life choices and what incident on the mountain has made Elizabeth a conflict sniper!  ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 00:00 Intro 02:23 The Plaid Couch 08:23 Diamond Joe Ghost 24:58 Florida Time 39:30 Water Trauma 50:14 Anxiety At The Meat Counter 55:02 Sucker Punch Mountain Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Elizabeth and Andy discuss what the brilliant minds at Nasa are certainly already looking into, what beautiful vehicle recently caught Elizabeth's eye, what heirloom Andy has been right about all along and what dessert Elizabeth hasn't had! Apologies to all Viktors!  ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 00:00 Intro 03:16 Tampon Quiz 04:21 Space Sex 06:21 Sally Ride 19:52 Car Lease Tips 22:27 A Nice Caddy! 27:51 The Sterling 825 31:30 Anticipatory Joy 41:48 Heirlooms 47:11 Affogato Avocado Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Elizabeth and Andy discuss what got Elizabeth's blood boiling at school drop off, what business Andy is convinced Elizabeth should start to get her on shark tank, and what the pink tax is all about?  ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 00:00 Intro 00:16 Is Anybody Listening? 04:09 My Blood Is Boiling 28:24 Parking Lot Duolingo 32:53 Birthday At The Mall 40:45 And then we went to Costco 53:47 Nobody's Listening Right Pads 59:38 She Will Have The Tortilla Soup 01:02:32 How Do Cramps Work? 01:05:07 Shark Tank 01:12:23 Crazy New York Apartments Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com

On this week of Andy Rosen's birth, he and Elizabeth discuss his favorite topic - farts, as well as a new tracking app he's thinking about getting, whether or not bacteria have souls, and how Elizabeth is trying to re-route her thoughts about flying! ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 00:00 Intro 01:59 Coast To Coast Cinnamon Toast 05:21 They Did It On New Years, Not Christmas 07:41 Hard Things 08:26 Okay Periods 11:15 Mittelschmerz 18:53 Party Down Season 3 20:45 Some Fart Facts 28:00 Whole Brain Living 32:12 Do Plants Have Feelings? 35:12 We Are Feelings Creatures That Think 55:47 Happy Birthday

Elizabeth and Andy discuss Elizabeth's recent lesson in trusting the process, how unnerving AI can be, why Elizabeth's birthday discovery made her feel connected to her parents in a weird way, a major saltines update, and which comfort foods Andy turns to when sick! ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 00:00 Intro 04:53 It's A Small World 06:42 Trust The Process 19:06 Ofelia K Chaos Cave 20:56 So Why Am I An 30:31 AI Is Scary 39:43 The Most Common Birthday In The World 53:53 Burnt Saltines 55:46 Cinnamon Toast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Elizabeth and Andy discuss a car-note update, birthday party etiquette, weird music industry parties and why nepotism recently bummed Elizabeth out, maybe for no reason!  ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 00:00 Intro 02:29 A Perfect Mix Between Mark and Jay 06:29 Keeping it Professional 12:27 Tetris Update 13:11 Note On The Car Update 25:10 A Stressful Piñata 37:47 The Music Industry 49:11 Can We Circle Back To Tetris 53:32 Snoop Dogg's Cousin Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Elizabeth's eatin' it as she and Andy discuss their pronunciation debate, why girls aren't concerned about bumming around in their bathing suits and the OG argument that got them into couple's therapy! ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 00:00 Intro 09:21 Wannabe Party Crashers 19:22 Bad Butt Day 38:39 The Biggest Fight We Ever Had Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Elizabeth and Andy get real in today's episode about a tricky relationship dynamic, Andy gives an update on his childhood memory/mystery and then they discuss their banishment during a recent anniversary trip! ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 00:00 Intro 01:19 Steakhouse Syndrome 24:42 Memory Land 26:22 The House Across The Street 36:15 Ojai Trip 42:18 The Difference Between Us 52:32 Dessert Squid Game 55:21 A Sign Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices