Rabbi Daniel Lapin

Welcome Happy Warriors and a special welcome to brand new Happy Warriors-in-training. Congratulations to all Happy Warriors who have recently brought a new baby into the world. Well done! Vision Boards? I hope you don’t even know what they are. But if you do use one, please try and get rid of it for 60 days. In this show, I tell you exactly how to replace it with something that really does work. If evolution is an accurate theory for our presence on the planet, pray explain to me why our bodies have evolved to tolerate something as destructive as alcohol. In this show I tell the truth about spirits. I present you with the original blueprint of socialism - you’ll be shocked by where it is found. How and why today’s socialism revolution attacks Family, Friendships, Finance and Faith, but not Fitness. Somehow the state tries to hurt your family, your financial independence, your friendships and social relationships, and your faith. But it encourages your physical health... Meanwhile, a special Fathers’ Day disco

Welcome Happy Warriors. Africa’s fertility rate, children per woman, is 4.5. Israel is 3.1. America is 1.6. China is 1.3. Less than 2.1 means shrinking population and resulting shrinking economy. In an attempt to solve this problem, China has just upgraded rules from 2 to 3 children per family. China is already short about 50 million women as a result of the one-child-per-family policy. Yes, if they are having only one child, most couples would like it to be a boy. About 50 million Chinese men will never find brides in China. This is not good news. The consequence of diminishing population is declining economy. Some countries decided to solve the shrinkage problem by importing single, young Muslim men from the Middle East and North Africa. How’s that working out for you France, Germany, and Sweden? Your rabbi explains why that strategy is failing so dismally. Forget climate change—our future is really threatened by plummeting sperm counts of American men. Your rabbi explains what has been causing the declinin

If you, or maybe someone you care about, man or woman, is in the throes of dating, then banishing mad myths and loathsome lies about male-female relationships is crucial. Recover reality by investing time in this show. One of the five indispensably important parts of your life is family, and that is really the only reason to be dating. It would be a shame to waste time doing dating wrong. Here is a list of the ten lies we’ll debunk together: 1. We broke up weeks ago so she’ll be okay with me dating her roommate now. 2. My GF/BF is having dinner with her/his ex but it’s nothing, they’re just friends. 3. Everyone has one true soulmate somewhere and my purpose in dating is to find him/her. 4. You’ll always recognize true love. 5. No, he doesn’t have a job but he can get one anytime he wants. 6. I know he says he’s not interested in marriage but he’ll change his mind. 7. Hooking up is no big deal these days, right? 8. My income is irrelevant to her; she really loves me for me. 9. It’s healthy to date many people

This show is NOT for crooks, creeps, clowns or cranks. It is NOT for drifters, dreamers or derelicts. This show is for men and women who joyfully embrace the great struggles of life and who laugh at adversity. They thrill to triumph and find meaning in achievement. This show is for Happy Warriors. I get why Muslims are attacking Jews in Los Angeles, New York, Toronto, Montreal, Paris, Stockholm and London. (0:5:00) But why do so many others stand by and why do so many American Democratic lawmakers encourage it? (0:7:50) To barbarians, virtue is an ugly blemish. (0:8:30) Hating Jewish values and culture. (0:10:30) Why I have never accused anyone of being an anti-Semite. (0:11:45) Why adding numbers to your network strengthens you. (0:19:15) China wants Christians for economic benefit. (35:05) Is it true that only female teachers misbehave with students? (0:41:10) Divorce is not a private matter. (0:46:05) The most creative act any person can do is making a baby. (0:47:05) The five ways in which starting a baby

Most people around you have very little understanding of how money is made. As a frequent but unsuccessful fisherman in the cool, deep waters of British Columbia, I learned that you can’t possibly put salmon on your grill without understanding salmon. Similarly, you can’t put money in your bank without understanding money. And putting money in your bank is important. It’s important to your finances, but it’s also important to your family relationships and relationships with your friends. It’s important to your fitness, which is to say your health, and yes, believe it or not, it is also important to your relationship with God. In other words, your 5F’s are as connected to one another as your heart is to your lungs. Want my help building a boat? Easy! I won’t have many questions. But should you need my help building your business, I’m going to need to understand the state of your marriage, what your relationship with your children is like, and even your health. In this show, we’ll cover all of that along with t

If you feel like a massage with warm butter, go to a spa. This show is not for you. But if you truly wish to know more of how the world REALLY works, welcome! Why the Left lies about some things more than others. Do women experience more gravity than men? If America is the richest country in the world, why do we have hungry people? America has the moral obligation to provide aid to poorer countries. Are you underpaid? Your rabbi has the best advice for you. A rich country has the obligation to provide a decent life for all its citizens. Bank appraisers are prejudiced against homes in Black neighborhoods. Raising the minimum wage is welcome but nobody’s well-being should depend on the whims of politicians. What is the value of the house of the last person on Earth? The infallible rule for knowing when you are being spun. Integrating the five crucial areas of a happy and successful life. Good living is based on good decisions, so learn how to make them. 'www.RabbiDanielLapin.com' Be a happy warrior not a tennis

If you feel like a massage with warm butter, go to a spa. This show is not for you. But if you truly wish to know more of how the world REALLY works, welcome aboard and we’ll start off with the secret of peace. Not between Taiwan and China, but peace and harmony in your own life. Two special challenges for Happy Warriors.  The intoxicating feeling that power gives you. Police officers, politicians, flight attendants, home owners associations, and even school teachers are susceptible to the almost irresistible seductiveness of exerting power over others. Most feminine women yearn for a powerful man and most men with power achieve more. Having power but not becoming a tyrant. Why most male speed-cops issue warnings and tickets but most female speed-cops issue only tickets. Why I recommend books to some people but not to you. Your main thing is your life and your life is best understood as a unified totality of the 5Fs.  No matter what lies ahead, you’ll be better equipped to face it if you just focus on your ow

You’ve heard of the Pulitzer Prize. A glimpse into the life of the Jewish Joseph Pulitzer who used financial principles of ancient Jewish wisdom to transform himself from a penniless 17 year-old immigrant who could not speak English into the owner of a publishing empire in only 15 years. Those principles are just as workable today and can be learned here: 'https://www.wehappywarriors.com/financial-prosperity-collection'. Why two young, single women raced each other around the world in less than 80 days in 1889. Why Nellie Bly decided she didn’t need a gun. One Chinese shipyard has more production capacity than all of America’s shipbuilders. Chinese fishermen don’t only catch fish, they help the Chicom army build fortress colonies. How will your life be impacted when China takes Taiwan? Why do developed countries like the United Kingdom, Sweden and the United States have significantly larger parts of their populations on welfare, basically recipients of charity, while Ghana, Kenya, and Sri Lanka have almost no

Yes, in this show I do explain why it is clear that China will take over Taiwan sooner rather than later. But I only tell you that in order to help you apply a powerful permanent principle that will enhance your lifestyle. For the same reason, I tell you how England and France had a 48 hour window starting on March 7th, 1936 to avoid the outbreak of World War Two only three years later. They wasted that opportunity through cowardice and ignorance of another crucially useful permanent principle. Regardless of political turmoil, whether in your country or internationally, your main thing is your life and your life is best understood as a unified totality of the 5Fs. No matter what lies ahead, you’ll be better equipped to face it if you just focus on your own 5Fs. Here’s the blueprint 'https://www.wehappywarriors.com/the-holistic-you' that explains how your finances are tied to your family, and how your fitness is linked to your faith and social life. Be a happy warrior, not a tennis ball floating down the gutte

Let me tell you about when the late Prince Philip threatened to evict the Queen of England from his car. Yes, I have just had Coronavirus and no, it is not fun. The controversial medication that I took and which I believe was effective. Why controversy is a pretty silly and meaningless word and why Happy Warriors embrace it. The amazing implications of the mysterious fifty-year cycle in human economic affairs. Fifty years from the invention of the telegraph to the phone and again to television and again to the Internet; and each one signaled a peak in financial productivity. But why should this self-evident pattern be so controversial? Why a young woman who mistakenly believes she is overweight gets mental health guidance but the same young woman who thinks she is a man gets surgery. Who violated church and state separation by putting a Bible verse on the Liberty Bell in Philadelphia? How to cope with your country’s postal service becoming a dysfunctional system of sheltered employment for the incompetent. Th

There are many amazing upper class people without much money yet, and there are even more low class people with plenty of money. Like most of what Karl Marx said, he was also wrong about class. “Class” has nothing to do with money or skin color. It’s a mindset and a way of life. It has everything to do with culture. People headed for the upper class do not go on welfare. People headed to the upper class are ambitious and independent even if they don’t have much money yet. People headed to the upper class get married and stay married. If human life is only material and not spiritual, then government welfare would make sense. But we are actually spiritual beings. So, instead of raising people to upper class, welfare imprisons them in lower class. Lower class people live in and only for the present. With no vision of past or future, lower class lives with entertainment, sex, violence and debt. Low class politicians enrich themselves while obsessing about climate change and sugary drinks rather than water supply

So what is Bitcoin, really? To understand that, we need to understand a soft, silvery substance that is more important than you’d think, even though you see it every day. Some politicians reassure people by saying, “America’s best years are still ahead”. To know if they are telling the truth or gulling voters you should know something about a soft, silvery substance that your rabbi tells you all about in this show. Do you know what has happened to the cost of your electricity lately? Do you know why? This show will tell you some of the unexpected side effects. Do you know why Microsoft, Google, Yahoo and other Internet giants house their colossal computers in a small town in central Washington State, miles from anywhere? Do some of my topics turn off women listeners of this show? The country, Iceland, has a smaller population than the Nevada town of Henderson, yet it dominates the world in two important industries. The reason why early in his presidency in 1933, Roosevelt seized all the gold held by American

Who said that people are just squirrels that can’t climb trees? Do you think it was a man who drives a snow plow or an intellectual in charge of educating your children? Our world seems to be based on '2'. Two ends of a piece of string. 1-Good; 2-Evil.  1-Light; 2-Evil. 1-Hot; 2-Cold. 1-Physical; 2-Spiritual. Digital technology works on only two digits: 1s and 0s. How many explanations exist for how humans arrived on Planet Earth? What to say to the man who doesn’t want to get married until he is 100% sure he’s doing the right thing. Alcohol eases spiritual pain, not physical. The ideas that people believe make them much more interesting, much more creative, and much more destructive than the facts they know. The inexplicable placebo and acupuncture. Remember that whatever storms swirl turbulently around the foundations of your life, you must focus on your 5Fs. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Although you might not have noticed it yet, wherever in the world you live, your life is being impacted as America yields international hegemony to China. How is America declining? One: K-12 Education; two: communication; three: war on financial independence; four: war on traditional family; five: making skin color the universal explanation; six: deficit spending; seven: War on Judeo-Christian faiths. Since 1964, American rankings in high school science and math have dropped from the very top to lower than 40th out of 70 nations. But our per student spending has continually climbed; how can this be? We examine two different women, each representative of the two different nations occupying North America. Why obscenity has crept into the language and is used so much more today than in 1960. How clash of culture kills communication, which in turn, undermines the economy. This show is the antidote and here are the weapons Enjoy. Remember that whatever storms swirl turbulently around the foundations of your life,

I confess to what is the only hard thing about this show. After our physical needs are met, we all need a world-view. A sense of why things happen the way they do. A way to understand the phenomena we encounter in life. Why we laugh. Yes, we are what we eat, but even more importantly, we are what enters our eyes and ears. Certain heavy metals bio accumulate in your body—once in, they never leave. Similarly with certain sights and sounds, certain ideas and certain pictures—they’re part of you forever. There are forces trying to undermine your progress and trying to retard your efforts to improve yourself and your life. This show is the antidote and here are the weapons: Enjoy. Remember that whatever storms swirl turbulently around the foundations of your life, focus on your 5Fs. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sammy Davis Jr. crooned the song, “ I Gotta Be Me” and carefully avoided the advice he sang to his audiences. That’s why he was a success. Let’s see what’s wrong with five incredibly destructive lines and lies. “I gotta be free, I gotta be free” sounds so good. What could possibly be wrong with such inspiring advice? Read about Scrolling Through Scripture here: https://www.wehappywarriors.com/scrolling-through-scripture-unit1 Must every country echo what we see the United States doing? Is it inevitable that societies, after struggling to achieve affluence then eventually descend to decadence and finally oblivion or is there an alternative? What should you do when you hear your spouse saying, “I just don’t love you anymore”? What it would feel like to brainstorm with your clone. What is really wrong with marrying your sibling? Is there any moral difference between a woman wearing a mink coat and a motorcyclist wearing a leather jacket? Being a good listener means exercising your feminine side. How you can be l

If we all lived about a thousand years, by the time we reach middle age, say 400 to 500 years old, we’d all be pretty smart. We’d discover that truth tends to reveal itself over time. We’d sit around saying things like, “Yeah, you really can’t change gender, funny what we used to think when we were young.” That guy in the corner celebrating his 625th birthday would say, “Hey, remember back when we used to think socialism can work?” There’s only one snag: we don’t live for a thousand years and we are forced into critical life-decisions long before we’ve seen enough of life to be smart. The solution is revealed in this show. Also, the fatal flaws in Frank Sinatra’s famous song that has seriously misled so many men. Ladies, do you really want the man you’re going to marry, to have travelled “…each and every highway…”? Guys, do you want to go into business with a friend who assures you that he is going to do things “…my way”? This show is the antidote and here are the weapons Enjoy. Remember that whatever storms

Why do most countries in the United Nations hate America? Why do so many Americans hate America? Developing confidence about a new and perilous undertaking. Develop your ability to concentrate for longer periods of time. Seeing through the cowardice of political correctness.  What devious politicians call a ‘spade’. Africa has gold, diamonds, cobalt and nickel, why does it not have wealth? Why presidents and kings get what they want without explicitly asking. When did the Bible appear in English? Never mind who created the Bible; let’s look at what the Bible created. How did so much of the Bible appear in the law systems of America, England, Ghana, Canada, and Australia? The Alaska Airlines pilot who offended a Jewish lady. I didn’t mean to offend you. Happy Warriors look here https://rabbidaniellapin.com/product/digital-download-library-pack/ and never are a tennis ball floating down the gutter of life. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Three vital principles for dealing with troubling times and earth-shaking events. In fact, everything you need to know about how to react when you hear news pundits telling you “This has never happened before”. Or you see tv reporters saying in breathless tones, “I’ve never seen anything like it.”  Is it really a “Whole new ball game”?  Should you plan for the apocalypse? No, you are not a tennis ball floating down the gutter of life, you are a Happy Warrior so take a look at www.RabbiDanielLapin.com and listen to this show. You’ve never heard anything like it before. You’ve never seen anything like it. This is the first time ever…..oh no, see I’m doing it too. Well, get wise with this short show, the first for 2021. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

There is a really scary pandemic out there, but it’s not COVID-19. No, it is far more dangerous and way more infectious. It is the pandemic of socialism, and yes, it really will harm you. It is spreading rapidly through the population and here is how to test for infection. Socialists are seldom happy, grateful people. Generally, they are grim malcontents. They don’t believe in live and let-live. They are busybodies determined to change the way you live, talk, eat, drive, and shower. They are sure the government knows more than you do—about your hopes and dreams, how best your children should be raised and how you should spend your money. They are hard to cure, but you can diminish their ability to harm you and this show teaches you how. The real meaning behind that notorious occult sign, the five-pointed star in a circle. How important is it to know how to ballroom dance or groom a poodle? Words from Bill Clinton’s 1992 Democratic National Convention that will blow your mind. Why the chief rabbi of a certain