Dear Lagos Podcast

Anything that is imported has more value here. Anything and everything, degrees, accent, names and the most unimaginable things. Bunmi plays Bob Marley "Emancipate yourself from mental slavery" and Gbolahan ass is on the line for the most part . Please don't laugh at what his kids name would be. Backing track is an excerpt from SDC "Tropicana" Enjoy.

Lituation season is on us. Burahicnomics or not, my people will turn the fudge up. Concerts, shows, parties, get-togethers, carols and the ever-lit street carnivals. This is the season of turn up.. With the return of the IJGB and not-so GB's, Lagos is going to be mad. here's your guide to Detty-ing this December: enjoying it all. Sidenote: We are acting like we haven't been MIA for a minute, Kindly act along. Enjoy. Backing track is an excerpt from Burna's Ye.

In Lagos, the walls have ears, not your nosy neighbors, not your colleagues! No! The wall itself and there are a few things it doesn’t want to hear from you. In our ten minutes rant, we discuss lazy Nigerian youth, 2019 Nigerian elections and our options. Backing track is an excerpt from Blackmagic’s Repete

Even for someone born and bred in Lagos, finding a way around this maze-like city is still too much stress. There are bus conductors trying to scam you, passengers trying to do all sorts, motorcycles riders trying to kill you and pedestrians who have the worst sense of direction ever. Oh! and a traffic jam from the very depth of hell. Find Fun tips on how to move around in Lagos. Listen and Enjoy Backing track is an excerpt from Kid Marley and 3rty's "Sunday Morning"

Being an entrepreneur in Lagos is hard. Being a young entrepreneur is even harder. In this Lagos Hacks, we share few tips on how to be a successful (be careful, we didn't say Forbes list) Entrepreneur. Oh! Gbolahan is back and something is gone. Y’all notice too?

Job-hunting in Lagos is extreme sport. We share a few tips on employment and getting one in Lagos. First thing first, you need to know Somebody! The somebody you know needs to know somebody that knows the Somebody that will give you a job. Pro Tip : In Lagos, you don’t have a job till you blow so you have to keep looking. We forgot some tips? Get in touch with us @Dlagospodcast on twitter. Backing track is an excerpt from Wilfresh’s “I No Like Skul”

Sandra from season 1 is back, she is looking for husband, but making business connects on tinder. What happens in Lagos; consent, rape and Foolishness. Backing track is an excerpt from Burna Boy's De Javu!

On the episode where we finally decide to talk some serious shit, we start talking about shit first( Yea! Literal poop). On this episode, it is brilliant Ads all over- cunnilingus, Nerds, partner search and more . Deniyi (our guest) schools us on school and learning. Oh! Shots were shot at the Bar and the Barrister (All pun intended). We have a new segment -What happens in Lagos. Guess what is happening in Lagos; STD’s and receding hairlines!

After such a not-so-long -time, the gang is back! Just because we owe you an explanation, we have a tell-all on our what our lives have been while we were away. Mumu, its button and the holder should have been a better topic. Backing Track is an excerpt of Burna Boy's Ye.

On this episode, we walk the thin line of religion and how we see it. Does it rather take the shape of society or we are jut over doing it out here? Remember Timi from Ep 6, we cannot categorically tell you that we know what is going on with him and Blessing! Maybe you can help us out. Oh! Cos we talked about religion don’t make it censored. Expliciit as grandeur coitus! Backing track is an excerpt of Mo’believe’s Bi Oba. Enjoy!

“Is there anything as a match made in heaven?” “First of all, do you believe there is a heaven” Someone replies. In between trying hard to steer away from religion and defining what our specs are, we somehow reach the guessing of dick sizes. It’s really mélange of everything! Oh! There’s politics too. Its safe to say our guests (@6fthobbit and @Mzstique) brought a bit of trouble to this episode. Enjoy. Backing track is a an excerpt of Lindsey Abudei’s “My Freedom and I”

On this episode, the DLP gang dissects the guy code and girl code (or the absence of it). Just because there are different levels to this excreta, we define bro code as a deeper level to guy code and what standards are demanded of a bro. Once débè, always débè is a tale of Okafor's law and who really is the determinant of the shags. Amidst a lot of laughter, some nuggets of wisdom are shared. This episode is best listened to with any thing cold. Chill, relax and enjoy. Backing music is an excerpt from Baby Boi's "Wait"

Be ready to be mad, not angry type of mad but Mad type of mad and a bunch of other tips. We have our cousin; Timi from the village telling us what his deepest culture shock was, moving to Lagos. This is what you should listen to if you are planning to move to Lagos or a very new in this town. Backing Music is an excerpt of RnB Odunsi by Odunsi The engine

What you get when you put us in a studio ,drinking truth serum or something close to it, is this episode. Some secrets are revealed, some left further mystified but in the end, we learn a thing or two about food hygiene and how it affects everything. P.S: all of this confessions are not admissible in a court of law. Follow the conversation by commenting or via our twitter handle @Dlagospodcast

On this episode, there is a lot of talk about feminism and fragile masculinity. The discussion is very intense in its early stage but keep listening till the end to see how we ease into our usual not-so-serious selves. Backing music is an excerpt from Mo'believe's Bi Oba (Prod by OLSB)

Mirror, Mirror, who is the scummier of them all? On Episode 3 of Dear Lagos Podcast, woke millennials dissect the topic on "who is scum" and how we all got here. oh! say hi to the new voice on the podcast. Continue the conversation on our twitter handle @DlagosPodcast. Bed; Sojay "All for you"

We dont play, we fuck actually. On this episode, dates and Dating in Lagos seems like a chore. Listen to woke millennial talk about their struggles in Lagos. Continue the conversation @DLagosPodcast on twitter or mail us on dearlagospodcast@gmail.com

In our first episode, we try to name a few things, we drop some gems for Lagos living or laying as it seems. Listen and let us know what you think on twitter @Dlagospodcast or via mail: dearlagospodcast@gmail.com