Soapbox Darby

The postman always knocks you up twice.. Salman Rushdie's fatwa, the gift that keeps on giving.. The cucumber of death that's hard to swallow.. North Korea's student policy.. Green tea delivers the dead livers.. Kim Jong Un the man on the moon..http://www.theguardian.com/books/2016/feb/22/salman-rushdie-iranian-media-raise-more-money-for-fatwa?CMP=share_btn_twhttp://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/relationships/sex/woman-dies-after-lover-forgets-to-take-cucumber-out-of-her-mouth/news-story/f1a6a128787b862a7a0ffebafacf1f42?utm_content=SocialFlow&utm_campaign=EditorialSF&utm_source=News.com.au&utm_medium=Facebookhttp://www.news.com.au/national/queensland-property-manager-slammed-over-homophobic-email-about-safe-schools-program/news-story/12b23b73db5ab9fa1c005ff00427d823http://infamoustribune.com/dna-tests-prove-retired-postman-1300-illegimitate-children/http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/2016/03/01/scientists-discover-how-to-download-knowledge-to-your-brain/http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-03-01/supplem

It's a 'Heads' up on 'scientific' fellatio. Seminal cocktail recipes. Feminists insert anal crucifixes. Invisible bank robber. Brunswick breaks out in Measles. Canada's homeopaths pour cold water on legislation. http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-02-23/anti-vaccination-blamed-for-brunswick-measles-outbreak/7191462?WT.mc_id=Innovation_News-AM%7CAntiVaccinationCampaignersBlamedForMeaslesOutbreakInMelbourneSuburbOfBrunswick_FBP%7Cabchttp://www.domain.com.au/advice/bad-bathroom-habits-youre-probably-guilty-of-20151001-gjyyei/?utm_source=taboola&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=latest&utm_term=jewsnewshttp://cookingwithcum.com/http://www.jewsnews.co.il/2014/11/17/feminists-shove-crucifixes-up-their-anuses-to-express-their-hatred-toward-g-d/http://www.hindustantimes.com/india/gujarat-village-bans-mobile-phones-for-unmarried-women/story-iziKwjYckgmOOP8ZRBNn3K.html?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=fbpost&utm_campaign=indiahttp://factualfacts.com/funny-facts/a-man-tried-to-rob-a-bank-after-paying-500-to-a-wi

Maynard's back. A listener writes in. Twitter going down the shitter. Tips on presenting a podcast.

My Daughter Jessica Returns with bawdy and improper stories from the 'catering' business.NSFW.....

Mr Dragonbeard 'n' me discuss wild rumours and apocryphal things that did or didn't happen.plus politics, drugs, SJW's MRA's Richard Dawkins, Rad fems. Mr Dragonbeard podcast link. http://apostasynow.net/

Dicky Dawkins in doo doo. Did Dick? Dick Did. Fred Phelps phones in from hell. Germain Greer's hairy rear. Gender fluidity floods facebook frequently. Top 20 backdoor basics. Then we descend into madness. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7hdI8JLCOUhttps://vimeo.com/51381869https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/what-mentally-strong-people-dont-do/201601/9-ways-keep-your-power?utm_source=FacebookPost&utm_medium=FBPost&utm_campaign=FBPosthttp://www.slate.com/articles/health_and_science/science/2014/01/creationism_in_public_schools_mapped_where_tax_money_supports_alternatives.html?wpsrc=sh_all_dt_tw_tophttp://www.buzzfeed.com/benhenry/meet-my-best-friend-lube#.bnvyW64Dbhttp://www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2016/01/20/463603652/was-dr-asperger-a-nazi-the-question-still-haunts-autismhttp://www.softpedia.com/get/Others/Signatures-Updates/Windows-XP-SP4-Unofficial.shtmlhttp://www.spectator.co.uk/2016/01/its-dangerous-and-wrong-to-tell-all-children-theyre-gender-fluid/http://www.patheos.com/blogs/accordingto

Flinky flonky shomonky tonkle . Maynard lunch clog dancing horizontal. Apple flavoured dereliction of cosmotic schlemiel alapachatitties of two aperachicness http://www.heraldsun.com.au/leader/west/kitten-nearly-dies-from-vegan-diet/story-fngnvmj7-1226682108386http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/rendezview/what-good-are-words-against-men-who-slaughter-their-own-mothers/news-story/7c88849a508053fc98de5130ce19a428http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2016/01/15/saudi-arabias-foreign-minister-concerned-about-image-says-brits-dont-respect-death-penalty_n_8989222.html?1452870484https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/worldviews/wp/2016/01/15/bill-banning-child-marriage-fails-in-pakistan-after-its-deemed-un-islamic/?tid=sm_fbhttps://newmatilda.com/2016/01/15/bludgeon-to-death-an-aborigine-the-virtual-game-the-whole-family-can-enjoy/http://www.clergygonewild.com/sex-abuse/34-child-abuse/2192-catholic-archbishop-tells-lawyer-he-wasnt-sure-whether-raping-a-child-was-a-crime-back-in-the-1970shttp://www.realclearscience.com/blog/2

I squeezed this in between other stuff to do on holidaysMaynard makes a brief appearance between geriatric commitments. There is sex talk stuff and a song and reading and phlegm....... LUV YAZ ALL. XOXOXO... http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3387880/Rise-female-sex-pest-Think-s-men-harass-colleagues-wandering-hands-crude-taunts-Not-more.html#ixzz3wcBeitorhttp://www.huffingtonpost.com.au/entry/westboro-is-planning-to-protest-bowies-funeral-but-they-probably-didnt-see-this-coming_569687c3e4b0778f46f7b4a2?section=australia&xo3cjtt9=http://www.theage.com.au/victoria/church-funds-priest-on-the-run-20160109-gm2fsb.htmlhttp://news.nationalpost.com/news/canada/toronto-woman-cleared-of-drunk-driving-because-her-breasts-were-exposedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4Jim6ZmQA4

All the fun of my collapsed lung crammed into this podcast episode. Plus gratuitous amounts of Incredible sexism and total and utter political incorrectness. Randy cricketers with huge packages. Barry Humphries, so wrong and so right.North Korea combats being ignored by building a bomb.Chiropractors Cracking up our funny bones with anti-vax rib ticklers.

My Learned friend Peter, with his 140 IQ, joins me for the podcast. Rock on Bi-atches........

A special guest crashes the studio with christmas cheer and very stinky boots............................

Maynard is back on the show this week..The Women's Christian Temperance Taliban Movementvisit my son's State school.. (Not happy Jan!!!)Top 10 Women's Temperance Mocktails.. Maynard's sizzling sex stories.. Maynard's ALDI homage.. Rob's ALDI penny saver tips.. PETA's swearin' tofu granny.. And Much Much More...http://maynard.com.au/https://www.facebook.com/robert.darby.902treborybrad@gmail.com.auhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5QAjcbvbDg

Saudi Arabia loses its head over Twitter.... Tom Cruise Lady bumps his way to 2 IC... Pastafarians drive their message home... 17 'remedies' Australia pulls the plug on...Switzerland bans the burqa...treborybrad@gmail.comhttps://www.facebook.com/robert.darby.902https://twitter.com/robert_darbyhttp://projects.wsj.com/buzzwords2014/#p=9%7C28%7C2%7C34%7C%7C1%7C0https://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20070219104107AAIdWZ6https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bd4iJkNCaZ8http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/middle-east/ashraf-fayadh-saudi-arabia-to-sue-twitter-user-describing-palestinian-poets-death-sentence-as-isis-a6749591.htmlhttp://www.starpulse.com/news/index.php/2015/11/19/tom-cruise-to-become-coleader-of-churc#rfQdwjMD68OQgGGb.01http://tonyortega.org/2015/11/23/another-scientology-rehab-death-and-why-this-one-is-particularly-bad-for-david-miscavige/http://www.themideastbeast.com/france-announces-it-will-use-guillotine-on-terrorists/http://www.thechronicle.com.au/news/concern-students-forced-attend-ch

A tribute to Warren Mitchell, AKA, Alf Garnet... My appearance on Apostacy... Now at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEZQJCqHOU8Offensive TV sitcoms, there are not enough of them... Ayaan Hursi Ali laments the price of modesty.. A touch more SJW bullshit... Stephen Hawking, AKA, Davros from Dr Who... Female circumcision coming to the suburbs Downunder..https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEZQJCqHOU8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzTWUHsGeEAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GiQuCdv3A98https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5MPzQnokMUhttp://www.huffingtonpost.com/ayaan-hirsi-ali/the-price-of-modesty_b_8481776.html?ir=Australiahttps://www.washingtonpost.com/news/energy-environment/wp/2015/03/10/the-science-of-protecting-peoples-feelings-why-we-pretend-all-opinions-are-equal/http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/earth/earthnews/9815862/Humans-are-plague-on-Earth-Attenborough.htmlhttp://www.smh.com.au/nsw/mother-midwife-and-sheikh-guilty-in-australias-first-genital-mutilation-trial-20151112-gkx0b3.html?&utm_source=facebook&a

SJW's queen of the hive Jerelyn Luther holds Yale by the tail. Men faltering at the alter of marriage. Iggy Pop spurned by royalties. Cultural F**king Marxism. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------https://reason.com/blog/2015/11/06/watch-students-tell-yale-to-fire-a-staffhttp://heavy.com/news/2015/11/jerelyn-luther-yale-shrieking-girl-halloween-email-safe-space-student-who-yelled-at-professor-youtube-video-nicholas-christakis-costume/https://twitter.com/ErikaChristakishttps://twitter.com/NAChristakishttp://dailycaller.com/2015/11/09/meet-the-privileged-yale-student-who-shrieked-at-her-professor/http://www.intellectualtakeout.org/blog/fragile-snowflakes-or-manipulative-narcissistshttp://www.theglobeandmail.com/globe-debate/when-iggy-pop-cant-live-off-his-art-what-chance-do-the-rest-have/article21154663/http://www.theage.com.au/victoria/a-controversial-religious-instruction--program-is-being-taught-at--preschool-20151109-gkufkr.html#ixzz3qydYt38ahttps://www.

I am a grumpy old man. I bitch on about SJW's &Germaine Greer. Mayo Mayo! Vegans come and my chickens are gone. State Schools and the whole religion BS. Free Speech? My Arse. Cultural Marxism. http://www.atheistrepublic.com/news/georgia-public-school-shames-students-who-don-t-believe-godhttp://www.npr.org/sections/13.7/2015/11/03/454180154/is-it-moral-to-explore-and-colonize-marshttp://www.carpevegan.com/?p=1026http://www.takepart.com/article/2015/09/03/american-egg-board-targets-vegan-mayo-starthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKss2pBYQ6Yhttp://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2014/10/20/pakistani-court-upholds-death-penalty-for-christian-woman-accused-of-blasphemy-muslim-extremists-rejoice/http://www.pinknews.co.uk/2015/01/28/germaine-greer-i-dont-believe-in-transphobia/comments/#disqus_threadhttp://theralphretort.com/richard-dawkins-shits-all-over-safe-space-wave-thats-sweeping-college-campuses-1025015/http://www.pinknews.co.uk/2015/01/28/germaine-greer-i-dont-believe-in-transphobia/

Maynard's fresh back from the Brisbane skeptics...Vaginal Flu cures, Gwyneth Paltrow style....Maynard's emotional quiz interjections...Wizz Fizz for cunning linguists...Alien solar panels, helping you to save money on energy bills............maynard.com.auFacebook robertdarby902treborybrad@gmail.com http://www.sciencealert.com/scientists-can-t-explain-the-bizarre-mass-of-objects-orbiting-a-distant-starhttp://www.tickld.com/x/jaw/23-emotions-we-all-feel-but-dont-know-the-names-of?utm_source=tickld&utm_medium=facebook&utm_campaign=contentse%20&ts_pid=2&utm_content=inf_4_93_2http://www.slate.com/articles/health_and_science/medical_examiner/2015/10/gwyneth_paltrow_s_dangerous_flu_advice_on_instagram.html

Maynard 'n' Me give it to you again this week 14th October 2015. 'nuff said..... just listen to find out the rest.maynard.com.auhttps://www.facebook.com/robert.darby.902

Maynard's back and beaming in live from Maynard International Studios.I rant and rave on and Maynard keeps me on track.I ain't gonna put a lot of links or notes this week, apart from this one.www.maynard.com.au

Damn you Newman and your prison toilet.Auto-erotic asphyxiation alone.Whipped for a Living.I've been a Mars rover for many a year.The 'indecent' Iranian cartoonist.http://hellogiggles.com/shower-night-vs-morning/http://www.sciencealert.com/here-s-why-nasa-s-mars-rovers-are-banned-from-investigating-that-liquid-waterhttp://www.vice.com/read/this-is-what-its-like-to-be-a-professional-bdsm-submissive-345http://www.vice.com/read/erotic-asphyxiation-the-potentially-fatal-fetish-that-nobody-talks-about?utm_source=vicefbushttp://www.canberratimes.com.au/comment/malcolm-turnbull-poised-to-end-improper-influence-of-religion-on-government-20150922-gjsrvk.html#ixzz3mtFZ5bPFhttp://www.atheistrepublic.com/news/iranian-artist-faces-indecency-charges-shaking-hands-lawyerhttp://www.smh.com.au/nsw/concern-over-chaplaincy-program-for-gay-and-lesbian-students-20150926-gjvniv.htmlhttp://www.vice.com/en_us/nsfw