Soapbox Darby

DJ Maynard joins me for this episodemaynard.com.auWe talk about his podcasts featuring the greats.Bunga Bunga with Tim Ferguson from the Doug Anthony Allstars.Gene Simmons from KISS.Great breakfast show moments from JJJ-FM and other great broadcasting behemoths.We rave on about a whole bunch of stuff. Potatoes as contraceptives. Senility. New age conservatism. Shirt fronting. BDSM, Fetish and Ebola. Porn. The Sex Party. Bringing back the 80's. Fascist ticket inspectors. Q and A from the listeners. http://sideshownetwork.tv/podcastsDetails.cfm?podcastid=104https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aW7r-wzwqGYhttp://elitedaily.com/news/world/woman-potato-contraception-grew-roots-vagina/783736/http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/john-lydon-breaks-down-in-tears-during-jon-snow-interview-my-message-is-learn-to-love-each-other-you-only-get-one-go-at-it-9789843.html

The world is f*cked. So here's a podcast that makes noappreciable difference to that........

A rough demo of a new-ish song.Police state and ISIS stuffThe Femitheist understands decimals .Mars has balls.NutZ and Bolt (Andrew)I hate Buttheadhttp://www.geeksaresexy.net/2012/11/06/two-men-two-tesla-coils-faraday-suits-electricity-fight-video/http://theconversation.com/australian-nightmares-the-rise-of-a-police-state-32156?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+conversationedu+%28The+Conversation%29http://m.heraldsun.com.au/news/opinion/theres-no-doubt-where-this-blame-lies/story-fni0ffxg-1227069362181?nk=0a99ad176dfc6b4ce10093d71a38baeahttp://www.vice.com/read/is-reducing-the-male-population-by-90-percent-the-solution-to-all-our-problemshttp://www.thegailygrind.com/2014/09/18/facebook-warns-drag-queens-will-delete-every-profile-two-weeks/http://io9.com/curiosity-finds-a-weird-ball-on-mars-1639003756?utm_campaign=socialflow_io9_facebook&utm_source=io9_facebook&utm_medium=socialflowhttp://www.allaboutmuhammad.com/winston-churchillrsquos-comments-on-islam.html

Sensate Films review , artistic, BDSM, slow porn. (finger lickin' good).My Grandfathers clock . I'm on the drug that killed Gilbert 'O' Sullivan. Corset, diaper, steampunk, vampire, crossdressing fetish. (All on a Saturday night). Faith in evolution? Adult life is full of petty humiliations, but headlice infestation isn't a peccadillo. And now for some good news, Kyle Sandilands is going to die soon. (formal dress optional) Smokin' hot women? It's a filthy habit (just like a soiled nun)http://vimeo.com/47379809?from=outro-embed http://www.sensatefilms.com/showreel/http://www.sensatefilms.com/http://theweek.com/article/index/265653/why-you-should-stop-believing-in-evolutionhttp://www.dailylife.com.au/life-and-love/real-life/adult-life-is-full-of-petty-humiliations-is-this-one-the-worst-20140817-3du1b.htmlhttp://basnews.com/en/News/Details/IS-Militants-Behead-Five-Fortunetellers-in-Mosul/33151https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCFXhn9mMB0http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2727453/Excuses-excuses-Kyle-San

Imran Khan (Lives with his dad and mom, no,not that one).Pakistan, will democracy reign? The people I stumbled upon crave it with their hearts, minds and dare I say? Souls.

Adem Koci appears... UFO, smokin' the green green grass o' home... Oh the very young when will you leave us this time, strapped to an incendiary device (God, I hope you are listening, You have a lot to answer for). and other stuff, I'm sick with a cold and i am brain f**ked .

Tony Abbott kills egalitarian Australia. Wil Anderson out of the chains of unemployment. What god does to your brain.Religion deserves a place in our schools.

Alien clitoral rebuildsFetish fitnessMaster and slave relationshipsAccess ministries takes a hitDIY homegrown Jihadists R usAdmit that the Waters around you have grown, Rogerhttp://clitoraid.org/http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/othersports/article-2696692/University-womens-rowing-club-banned-Facebook-nude-charity-calendar-branded-PORNOGRAPHY.htmlhttp://www.sbs.com.au/thefeed/blog/2014/06/24/fetish-fitness-new-way-combine-getting-fit-gettinghttp://www.bendigoadvertiser.com.au/story/2403273/christian-education-has-much-to-offer/?cs=82http://www.theguardian.com/music/2013/dec/14/pink-floyd-frontman-fury-israel-nazishttp://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article2694512/Terrorist-Khaled-Sharrouf-taunts-AFP-Australians-Twitter.html

Ron Williams slugs it out in court, we speak your name.Deepak Chopra isn't doin' it properer.Ya caint dum down Dawkins....And other stuff....http://www.theage.com.au/federal-politics/political-news/anglicans-no-chaplains-scripture-in-public-schools-20140624-zskai.htmlhttp://www.skeptical-science.com/people/skeptics/chopras-1-million-challenge/http://www.mercurynews.com/health/ci_25957753/california-whooping-cough-cases-now-labeled-an-epidemichttp://rbutr.com/http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2014/jun/06/richard-dawkins-lack-of-sympathy-for-religion-shamehttp://www.dailydot.com/technology/pulse-sex-toy-guybrator/

Nev joins me for a stroll down memory lane and to welcome a new friend.

Access Ministries, where the special pleading never stops. I sing 3 songs. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0VzP4Biklchttp://www.theage.com.au/federal-politics/political-news/schools-to-lose-secular-welfare-staff-under-christian-chaplaincy-drive-20140528-394sk.htmlhttp://www.abc.net.au/news/2014-05-29/victoria-department-of-education-to-overhaul-religion-education/5487274https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/63285962/launch_red1_teacher_book.pdfhttp://religionsinschool.com/2014/05/28/access-threatens-legal-action-against-firis/

Hockey Puck and Abbott the C*nt, both are....The rich get richer as we wrap up the 2014 budget.....Plus, Motherhood, Sudan style....All set (badly and haphazardly) to the sound of music (well sort of), the hills are alive, but talent is a casualty, that died waiting in A & E to see a doctor......https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=auhbTJ4mQZs&feature=youtu.behttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PGL80arbv0http://news.ninemsn.com.au/national/2014/05/13/20/47/school-chaplains-get-243m-over-4-yearshttp://www.afr.com/p/business/marketing_media/news_corp_blew_the_budget_DFlluROVi0F6CV1fQ5UJvJhttp://www.smh.com.au/comment/tony-abbotts-name-is-mud-20140515-zrd9w.html?fb_action_ids=10152067815062124&fb_action_types=og.recommendshttp://www.foxnews.com/world/2014/05/16/international-outrage-grows-for-sudanese-woman-sentenced-to-death-for-apostasy/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbRheemN-pshttp://www.abc.net.au/news/2014-05-15/cat-saves-boy-from-dog-attack/5454226

I sing the 9th most sexiest song for Stephanie Jones.Crossdress, to impress girls at parties, it's the new black.Secrets, smeacrets , the cat's out of the bag..... Nev returns to say hello to a fan.Simon Wright, 5 stars and Aldi brandy... My sweet transvestite is all aspartame.. Is dolling up worth the effort? Of corset it is. It seemed (or seamed) like a good idea at the time, but there'll be tears before bedtime and very likely a spanking as well....

I play songs on a bench under the BBQ area at Lal Lal falls.The rain was falling, the magpies and cockatoos kept calling.I took my portable recorder and hoped for the best.All that was missing was the campfire and talent.

Starring: All these wild and wacky comedy dudes and dudettes.........Adam Richard.Steele Saunders.Sarah Jones (Absolute Hottie)!!!Lewis Hobba.Stuart Bowden.Justin Hamilton.Bite Size Comedies Ala' Carte. Anne Edmonds (She's deep and mysterious).Croc Bite Comedy.Gordon Southern.Alice Fraser.Damian Callinan.Womb Mates.Lana Schwarcz.El Jaguar.Paul(Victor Meldrew) The Doorman.Brian Mctavish.EastEnd Cabaret with Bernadette Byrne (deviant diva) and Victor Victoria (half-moustachioed musician) Steaming, sultry, a knockout...Max and Ivan.Bart Freebairn and Nick Cody (a tiny bit).Ben Elwood.Tommy Dassalo.Emily (Never met an Emily I didn't like) Gorgeous girl...Steve Colman (The Christian Street Preacher).Marcus Ryan (Am i allowed to even write this bit)?And... Maynard's home delivery bottle shop sketch.. with no dead parrots.........................https://www.facebook.com/sarahjonescomedyhttp://www.comedyfestival.com.au/2014/season/shows/it-s-eddo-anne-edmondshttp://anneedmonds.com/http://www.gordonsouthern.com/https:

I join Carl and Ben on the Post Rapture Looting podcast.They were happy to let me record things my end and use it for DDA. http://postrapturelooting.net/PRL/

My daughter Jessica fresh from Thailand with tales of debauchery and glam party prepping.We talk about Knicker-less Parsons in Kenya.Hairs to you.She got me drunk with the duty-free Ballantines scotch she brought back. Help us to help Adam Carolla fight the patent trollshttp://fundanything.com/patenttroll?locale=en http://jezebel.com/pastor-bans-women-from-wearing-any-underwear-in-church-1535717901?utm_campaign=socialflow_jezebel_facebook&utm_source=jezebel_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow

Access ministries does it again and again and again and again.The sky's the limit when there are no limits...I'm so vain................... Bondage St Vinnies style...........

Ballarat's very own homophobic a***holes.We sing a few songs, 1 vampire related.Rob Darby Vs Nev - Jas.Access Ministries takes a beating.Snake handling panhandler bites the dust.Stoned in Pakistan.Freaked out IPodHey Shelby Lynne, I wanna do bad things with you.http://apostasynow.net/2014/02/11/robert-darby-vs-nev-jas-the-song/http://apostasynow.net/2014/02/09/apostasy-now-ep10-part-2-robert-darbys-lowdown-on-the-dumb-down/

I get drunk and I'm joined by Adem Koci and Reap PadenWe talk about Pregnant nuns and Skitzo comedians. I sing a few.I get DRUNK............... OFF My FaCe......................http://apostasynow.net/2014/01/26/apostasy-now-ep10-pt1-robert-darby-warlord-of-the-dumbed-down-and-atheist/