Scott Mills Daily

Looking ahead to Thursday’s Holiday T-Shirt Day, we get an idea of the sort of inappropriate shirts you’ll be wearing. Also, Scott worries he may have upset Freya Ridings with horse chat and Chris tries to come up with a new user name for yet another social media site.

Listener Sam is trying to persuade his fiancé to move to Peterborough from Orlando, so Chris comes to the rescue with a classic Stark Guide, even writing a new anthem for the city. Also, Chris competes with Bieber on the Billy Eilish song and the Secret Snog is still unsolved.

The Search continuesHide and Seek continues and Scott and Chris get that little bit closer to finding Greg and Grimmy on this sunny Bamboleo Wednesday.

Greg James and Nick Grimshaw are on the run to a hiding place. Scott & Chris begin the search with the help of Hunted expert Peter Bleksley and Grimmy’s Niece Liv. Also, another round of Bangers and Secret Snog.

Following all the cringe kissing on Love Island Scott has a brilliant idea for a new quiz "Secret Snog". Plus, the wasted wasps of Zante are on the rampage and listener Bethany finally gets nick-names for her festival T Shirts.

The last in the series of Where Do You Think They Were reveals a tale of a Squaddie on a mission; we help to choose the next Mayor of Muff and the names to go on more holiday T-shirts.

Zara Larsson is here to play our brand new game Celebrity Sleuth – which listener’s, Zara related, story is true? Also Grimmy is here for Bamboleo Wednesday and Scott asks Masie Peters if she’s in the money now her tune was used once again on Love Island.

AJ Tracey joins Scott following his Live Lounge appearance to play Funny Business, as he “Loves a bit of immaturity” Also, Is there ever a time it’s good to get down on one knee to ask someone out? Apparently not! And more nightclub liars and a caller you may own Leicestershire.

Listener Annie goes on holiday and decides to become a different person. Plus Craig David on Love Island and Scott's new bangers strategy.

The most outrageous Where Do You Think They Were yet from listener Ollie's mum. This one involving sturdy furniture. Also James is going to a stag do but needs nick-names for the T-shirts - you don't disappoint with your suggestions.

It’s Bamboleo Wednesday and Scott has received a mysterious voicemail** on his phone, more guess the T-shirt nicknames, this time with a rowing team and there’s big news from Muff. (** - Whoooo!)

Singer, footballer and all round amazing talent Chelcee Grimes calls in to wish The Lionesses success in their big game, a concrete company has one of the best names yet in Funny Business and we try to guess more of your holiday T-shirt nicknames.

We have a very interesting caller on Ask Me Anything, holiday T-Shirt weather is on so we find what outrageous things you’ve had printed on them for your hols, and embarrassing times when your parents or grandparents turn up to your workplace - like when you are running the bar on an LGBT night or wrestling a bear for instance!

Chris is on his holiday messing about with barbecues so Charlie Hedges joins us to hear tales of horses, jodhpurs and riding crops in Where Do You Think They Were. Also, Jack Saunders stops by for a Bangers Glastonbury Special and embarrassing times when parents come to see you at work.

Freddie Flintoff is here for some hilarious Innuendo Bingo, tune of the week artist Maisie Peters surprises a listener and we hear some strange requirements in ads for flat sharing.

Actual 5SOS are here to play Music Video/Adult Video, we finally name the show rat and Scott has developed a mistrust for people whose names end in “i”. Yes, we’re talking about you Vikki and Henri!

After the blunder by Tom on Love Island we ask about the shortest relationships you’ve had. Also, we attempt to cheer up the Wulfrunians with another Stark Guide, the debate about who would suit Scott as a partner goes on as we speak to his mum and Chris is worried about his thigh gap.

Listener Chris finds out where he came from (under the watchful eye of The Pope), mass crisp eater Ashley gets a message from Gary Lineker and who would make a good partner for Scott if things were different? Laura Tobin or Carol Kirkwood maybe?

The naming of The Rat brings a shocking story that almost starts an argument. Plus, we try an experiment with fried chicken and try to work out what “Discrete Maths” or “Pure Maths” is.

Scott is back and asks about the Tee Shirts you’ve had printed up for your holidays (yes, it still happens!) Also a dog grooming parlour and a plastering business reveal their Funny Business names and our resident Plane Licker returns.