The Tom Barnard Show

Most murders are committed during warmer days. It's hard to fire a gun when you're wearing mittens. That's one possible explanation for both the Golden State Killer, who possibly has been caught, and William Cumber, who definitely has been caught. Both lived in warm climates. For your safety, move to Alaska.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Have you ever thought about how nice it is to be able to get into a plane and not die? Musicians in the 70s didn't, because they couldn't. Next time you fly, thank your pilot for being sober. When you land, go see a stand-up comic who can handle comedy without making it about them.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Humans have gotten pretty good at surgery, and they're only getting better by the day. We still can't do a whole lot about psychosis, nor thinking like a water moccasin. Some day, perhaps.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Tom is still a bit upset over the racism comments, and his feelings are hurt almost as much as Kristyn's second degree burns. Also, we don't like taxes.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Tom often calls people a disaster, but there's that kind of disaster and then there's things like van attacks and shootings. They're a bit different. The latter will most likely require some kind of healing process, and Dr. Nadel can help you with that.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The White House is very old and has seen its share of death. Those conditions usually mean ghost, and in this case they do. For a different kind of ghost of the past, check out Ready Player One as long as you're of the 80s gamer demographic.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Child actors beware, Hollywood wants your money. Be especially careful if you're listening from the 60s, somehow. Non-actor children, on the other hand have it made. Just call The Rock and he'll book a theater or whatever.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Spring may have finally, actually, legitimately sprung. AND SO HAVE THE CLIPS. Featuring: TJ Miller, Alingon Mitra, Paul MyerhaugSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

There are many reasons one might go to jail. It's a broad spectrum, ranging from possession to illegal use of bathtub to aggravated Tweeting. If you're lucky, Tanya will be your judge.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Before comedy clubs, there was Ernest Hemingway. That didn't end very well. After comedy clubs, there was social media. That's not going to end very well. Let's stay in the 80s when everything was perfect.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

TJ opens up and stays that way for the next hour and a half or so. Fame has a way of changing your life, and it's a change he needed to talk about.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It's difficult to think of an unluckier incident than a small plane crashing into your house and setting it on fire. It's even more difficult to turn it into a catalyst for improvement and positivity, like Pete did.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Are we all going to drown from the rising ocean? Probably not. The climate is changing, but it's doing so very slowly and we've done a pretty good job of adapting. It's inconvenient for people who make money off fear, but things aren't as dire as some would have you believe.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

You better not get caught with any plastic straws or the feds might send a SWAT team. It sounds ridiculous, but it's happened because of rainforest wood and 19th century artifacts. For more information on the latter, read Chris's book.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Ditch weed is often considered undesirable. Rolling your car into a ditch, much moreso. Both are better than getting into radio, according to Tom.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

One would think that 34 surgeries on one limb would necessarily mean that limb isn't very useful any more. If you're like Amberly, that is not the case. Her various trials by fire may have given her an edge though.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Regardless of your position on college professors, we'll give you a voice. We never asked Nicholas his opinion on the issue, but he wrote a book about his experience as a sniper which we decided was more interesting.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Remember old movies? We do. We also remember funeral potatoes and other midwest food that amounts to potatoes with whatever on them.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

There was a ripple in the banking industry, and it was called Ripple. It's a bit too late to make billions of dollars insider trading, but it didn't seem to do much good for the guy who did.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

There's a lot of history in the Burtt family. A lot of it seems to be gender wars. On the plus side she didn't have her workplace broken into and destroyed, unlike Tami.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.