The Tom Barnard Show

Tom has played some golf in his day. Some of that golf was with Michele. Also Rocco, but he decided not to show up in person today. But who doesn't play golf is young people who aren't from Asia. Is it cultural, generational, or third option?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

New York City's got everything, as long as you've got the money. Actually, it doesn't really have everything; you won't be getting a huge house no matter who you are. You can get a chair upholstered without any major issues, though. Probably. Just stay out of certain areas.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Comedians these days don't know how to improv. Or write more than 30 seconds of jokes. A page full of tweets may seem like a lot of material, but there's a lot of empty space there.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

No news is good news. That doesn't necessarily mean all news is bad news, but today it is. Drug-related murders, drug-related accidental deaths, politicians and media figures doing things we pretend to be surprised about. Watergate could be considered good and bad. Ben Bradlee broke that story and it turned out pretty well for him, so that's something.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

80s movies were arguably most famous for one thing: over the top action being played straight. Grenades, gunshots, and falls through plate glass were mundane. But what would happen if a regular person went through that? Andrew did the research and he found out it's not good.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

If you're an expecting parent, we're here to guide your decisions to adulthood. First decision: don't pick a bad name. Also on the list is to not raise them in eastern Europe unless you don't care if they drink a lot.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices