Movies N Sh*t

In possibly the longest and most epic Movies N Sh*t episode ever produced, your treasured podsmiths bond over Bond and other tidbits before your regularly scheduled programming of Movies We’ve Seen since last time (19:23), TV Talk (1:36:33), and Entertainment News/Upcoming Trailers and Stuff (1:53:52).  Then it’s time for brand new installments of “Not Like This, Christopher Nolan” (2:28:45), What Year of What Year Did That Come Out Again? (2:39:31) and Tomato Talk (2:41:52) before your Hidden Gem recommendation is provided (2:43:50) and we say bye til next time.  Episode highlights include a discussion about The Wizard of Oz, the Las Vegas Sphere, ever-looming AI, our lord and savior Robert Zemeckis, the Alabama Hills of California, missing the physical media era, Ryan Coogler’s mastery of multiple genres, the legacy of Tom Cruise’s Ethan Hunt, the strength of a good ensemble cast, containing multitudes, how Nathan Fielder is the greatest living artist, the legacy of Sam Raimi’s Spider-Man, Patrick’s go-to J

Hello, boys (and girls)! We're ba-aaaaaaaack!!It's time to kick the tires and light the fires, big daddies (and mommies)!  If you're excited for the 4th of July, you want to feel great about America and humanity in general, or you just want to see mid-90s Will Smith whip E.T.'s ass, then this is the commentary for you, that's all.  So strap in for the greatest, most patriotic alien invasion movie of all time, with the greatest on-screen presidential speech of all time, just in time for Independence Day.  As you can imagine, they don't let us out much... so we've made the most of our time inside by re-visiting the hottest flick of 1996.  Press play and we can guarantee your next 2+ hours will be really exciting.  And yes, that's exactly the word we'd choose to describe it.Happy listening!  Happy Independence Day!  And remember -- All you need is love.  John Lennon.  Smart man.  Shot in the back, very sad.  Peace! 

Hello, boys (and girls)! We're ba-aaaaaaaack!! It's time to kick the tires and light the fires, big daddies (and mommies)!  If you're excited for the 4th of July, you want to feel great about America and humanity in general, or you just want to see mid-90s Will Smith whip E.T.'s ass, then this is the commentary for you, that's all.  So strap in for the greatest, most patriotic alien invasion movie of all time, with the greatest on-screen presidential speech of all time, just in time for Independence Day.  As you can imagine, they don't let us out much... so we've made the most of our time inside by re-visiting the hottest flick of 1996.  Press play and we can guarantee your next 2+ hours will be really exciting.  And yes, that's exactly the word we'd choose to describe it.Happy listening!  Happy Independence Day!  And remember -- All you need is love.  John Lennon.  Smart man.  Shot in the back, very sad.  Peace! 

Today's pod begins with a heartfelt tribute to Val Kilmer... so heartfelt that the fellas convince themselves that Batman Forever and Red Planet are good movies!  (Come at us, bros!)  We discuss a few other tidbits before your regularly scheduled programming of Movies We’ve Seen since last time (29:35), TV Talk (1:11:46), and Entertainment News/Upcoming Trailers and Stuff (1:18:57).  Then it’s time for the first installment of “Not Like This, Christopher Nolan” (1:39:35) since episode 66, along with brand new installments of What Year Did That Come Out Again? (1:45:27), Tomato Talk (1:50:35) and the latest installment of Action Movie Trivia Game (1:55:27)!  Finally, your special Val Kilmer Hidden Gem recommendation is provided by Patrick at 1:57:53.  Episode highlights include a discussion about IKEA meatballs, film formats, how we feel about the things we haven't seen compared to the things you haven't seen, a gut-wrenching deleted scene from Mrs. Doubtfire, a fun fact about lighters in the movie

Ya know, someone once told us that time was a predator that stalked us all our lives.  Whether you side with Dr. (not Dark Lord) Soren or rather believe that time is a companion who goes with us on the journey and reminds us to cherish every moment because it will never come again, we rather believe that it is high time for our first Movies N Sh*t TV episode commentary.  And what better television episode to begin with than Trek fan favorite, Yesterday's Enterprise.  So get comfy and listen as your favorite podsmiths watch arguably the best of hundreds, maybe thousands, of Star Trek time travel stories. And the only one to feature Shooter McGavin.  As a special bonus, you'll be transported back in time to receive a little history of both Kelly's and Patrick's introductions to the franchise.   We promise you'll have a wonderful time (see what we did) joining us as we journey to where no man, or at least Kelly and Patrick, have gone before.  

Ya know, someone once told us that time was a predator that stalked us all our lives.  Whether you side with Dr. (not Dark Lord) Soren or rather believe that time is a companion who goes with us on the journey and reminds us to cherish every moment because it will never come again, we rather believe that it is high time for our first Movies N Sh*t TV episode commentary.  And what better television episode to begin with than Trek fan favorite, Yesterday's Enterprise.  So get comfy and listen as your favorite podsmiths watch arguably the best of hundreds, maybe thousands, of Star Trek time travel stories. And the only one to feature Shooter McGavin.  As a special bonus, you'll be transported back in time to receive a little history of both Kelly's and Patrick's introductions to the franchise.   We promise you'll have a wonderful time (see what we did) joining us as we journey to where no man, or at least Kelly and Patrick, have gone before.  

The sexiest of all episodes begins with a quick discussion about numbers, a reminder that all of you out there listening have the power to give this podcast a rating, Werner Herzog’s definition of truth, and a little Oscar talk before your regularly scheduled programming of Movies We’ve Seen since last time (17:29), TV Talk (48:11), and Entertainment News/Upcoming Trailers and Stuff (1:04:19).  Then it’s time for brand new installments of What Year Did That Come Out Again? (1:21:40) and Tomato Talk (1:28:12) before a special Bonus Action Movie Trivia Game (1:32:56)!  Finally, your Hidden Gem recommendation is provided at 1:43:40.  Episode highlights include a discussion about the poetry of On the Waterfront, original cinematic approaches that we’ve never seen before,  Patrick’s preference for dogs over cats, how the production of a film can inform the way we view and judge the film itself, Patrick’s aversion to body horror, the problem with having a job, the enduring legacy of SNL, the unseating of Ernst Stav

Episode 68 begins with a little secret, a little Lynch talk, a little fire talk, a little seat talk, and a little move-based musical talk before your regularly scheduled programming of Movies We’ve Seen since last time (at sort of 18:54, but really 20:02), TV Talk (1:21:03), and Entertainment News/Upcoming Trailers and Stuff (1:35:04).  Then it’s time for another installment of What Year Did That Come Out Again? at 1:45:42 and a special David Lynch edition of Tomato Talk at 1:50:56.  Finally, at 1:54:12, podsmith Patrick provides a Hidden Gem recommendation for your viewing pleasure.  Episode highlights include our adoration for Vidiots, a discussion about what makes acting impressive, age inappropriate historical epics, unlikely Christmas movies, covers superior to original songs, what James Mangold does well, asexual male comradery, Kelly's updated Star Wars sequel trilogy rankings and Patrick's impassioned response, AppleTV's unsettling visual aesthetic and the unsettling visual aesthetic of Br

Episode 67 begins with some Nic Cage holiday goodness, unconfirmed James Bond murder trivia, and a little Trek talk before your regularly scheduled programming of Movies We’ve Seen since last time (22:49), TV Talk (1:05:49), and Entertainment News/Upcoming Trailers and Stuff (1:25:42).  Then it’s time for the first ever combination installment of What Year Did That Come Out Again? AND Tomato Talk at 1:37:31 and - SPOILER ALERT - Patrick absolutely crushes it!  Finally, at 1:43:40, both of the podsmiths provide a Hidden Gem recommendation for your holiday viewing pleasure.  Episode highlights include motion capture talk, helpful listener feedback, the magnificence of Wicked, the troubled convenience of Gladiiator, the brilliance of John Williams, the latest Star Wars show, our favorite Mission: Impossible movies, a shout-out to your next Oscar host - Conan O’Brien, and of course, holiday movie talk.  All this in less than 2 hours!  Enjoy, ya filthy animals.

We begin executing episode 66 with a heartfelt Movies N Sh*t tribute to the ultimate cinematic daddy and legend of legends, James Earl Jones.  Then it’s on to a little movie theater talk, followed by a discussion about movie trailer dialogue delivery vs. actual movie dialogue delivery before your regularly scheduled programming of Movies We’ve Seen since last time (21:36), TV Talk (1:39:57), and Entertainment News/Upcoming Trailers and Stuff (2:00:00).  Then it’s time for a double dose of “Not Like This, Christopher Nolan” along with some enlightening listener feedback at 2:16:15 before Patrick’s shameful showing of What Year Did That Come Out Again? at 2:25:28 but impressive performance during Tomato Talk at 2:28:10 to redeem himself before both of the podsmiths provide a Hidden Gem recommendation for your viewing pleasure.  Episode highlights include Kelly and Patrick arguing about transformers, agreeing about the joy of showing someone a movie they end up liking, discussions about the real-time storytellin

Today’s episode opens with a classic clip that also serves as the most in-depth installment of  “Not Like This, Christopher Nolan” ever produced for this podcast.  We chase that with further humorous digression about Top Gun, crab boils, lizards, what we’ve learned from the movies and whether or not that’s a good thing, the Mandela effect, the beginning and end of water cooler pop-culture references, Emmy nominations, the great and powerful Gary Oldman, and non-musical Musical trailers, all before your regularly scheduled programming of Movies We’ve Seen since last time (30:58), TV Talk (1:30:07), and Entertainment News/Upcoming Trailers and Stuff (1:43:05).  Then, Patrick absolutely crushes the latest installment of What Year Did That Come Out Again? at 1:59:48 and Tomato Talk at 2:02:33 before providing another masterful Hidden Gem recommendation to close things out until next time.  Episode highlights include a discussion about Horizons, other westerns and passion projects, Run Fairs, the Death of Stalin,

Do you remember 90s action flicks? Do you remember peak Arnold? Do you remember the first time you got shot out of a cannon? We sure do. And we miss all those things. That’s why we dusted off the last, great Cameron-Schwarzenegger collaboration for your viewing pleasure. So-rry we’re not so-rry. “Da 22nd Movies N Shit Commentary Episode is Oooooouuuutttttt!!!!!!”

Do you remember 90s action flicks? Do you remember peak Arnold? Do you remember the first time you got shot out of a cannon? We sure do. And we miss all those things. That’s why we dusted off the last, great Cameron-Schwarzenegger collaboration for your viewing pleasure. So-rry we’re not so-rry. “Da 22nd Movies N Shit Commentary Episode is Oooooouuuutttttt!!!!!!”

It’s been a while, but we’re back and older than ever! After a brief discussion about podcasts and Speed, you’ll get an extra special dose of Movies We’ve Seen since last time (12:54), TV Talk (1:23:38), and Entertainment News/Upcoming Trailers and Stuff (1:30:51).  Then it’s time for an all-new edition of “Not Like This, Christopher Nolan” at 1:45:05, What Year Did That Come Out Again? at 1:54:26 and Tomato Talk at 1:56:56.  Finally, Patrick provides a masterful Hidden Gem recommendation for your eyeballs (2:05:00).  Episode highlights include a discussion about Apes, a shout-out to Guy Richie, revisiting the classic films of our youth, pretentious/art-house/indie film phases, our favorite Kurt Russell movies, unnecessary Star Trek, and a brief, oral history of Cannon Films’ Masters of the Universe, recently screened at the Los Feliz Theater in LA.     All that, plus Patrick has a mid-life crisis inspired melt-down while Kelly takes a break to pee.  

Movie watchers… Riiiiiiiise! Jesus died for our sins so we could sit around and watch movies in peace, so that’s what we did in preparation for this Holy Easter episode.  Christ provides ever-lasting life and we provide Movies We’ve Seen since last time (12:20), TV Talk (1:10:14), and Entertainment News/Upcoming Trailers and Stuff (1:39:33).  Kelly refuses to acknowledge Patrick’s gifts in another installment of What Year Did That Come Out Again? (1:56:37) before an all knew edition of Tomato Talk, previously known as Guess That Rotten Tomato Score (2:02:47).  Finally, Patrick provides your Hidden Gem recommendation of the week (2:05:40).  Episode highlights include podcast recommendations, a Rocketeer themed Lex Paul memory, Kelly’s Star Trek dreams with Nicolas Cage, strong but polite disagreements about Moonstruck, discussions about spiders in space, good vs. bad on-screen tsunamis, good vs. bad on-screen World War II, and upcoming movies on the horizon.     Big shout-out to the NC State Wolfpack for your

It’s that time of year again! We’re Kenning with all the coverage your ears can handle from the 2024 Oscars. You can’t see John Cena’s naked body, but you CAN listen to us talk about it here.

Just in time for everybody's favorite holiday, it's a patriotic President's Day movie commentary special of the 1997 blockbuster, Air Force One!  Revisit (perhaps) the greatest movie ever made, or at the very least, a movie that will make you feel better about the American Presidency than you've felt in years (we promise).  Harrison Ford's Commander and Chief goes toe-to-toe with Gary Oldman's fanatical Russian terrorist leader, edge-of-your-seat landline negotiations with Glenn Close's VP in her sweat-stained blouse, a fax machine (remember those?!) that's super important to the plot of the movie, double crosses, sacrifices, character development (remember when that was a thing in action movies?!), indirect executive orders, extras giving top-notch background performances, hostages gleefully parachuting into the safety of the Atlantic ocean, crossing wires in the luggage compartment to dump fuel, a presidential flying lesson during a Russian Mig attack that just may have serve

Just in time for everybody's favorite holiday, it's a patriotic President's Day movie commentary special of the 1997 blockbuster, Air Force One!  Revisit (perhaps) the greatest movie ever made, or at the very least, a movie that will make you feel better about the American Presidency than you've felt in years (we promise).  Harrison Ford's Commander and Chief goes toe-to-toe with Gary Oldman's fanatical Russian terrorist leader, edge-of-your-seat landline negotiations with Glenn Close's VP in her sweat-stained blouse, a fax machine (remember those?!) that's super important to the plot of the movie, double crosses, sacrifices, character development (remember when that was a thing in action movies?!), indirect executive orders, extras giving top-notch background performances, hostages gleefully parachuting into the safety of the Atlantic ocean, crossing wires in the luggage compartment to dump fuel, a presidential flying lesson during a Russian Mig attack that just may have serve

They’re back and forever changed! You might be asking yourselves: in a world where Kelly has finally seen and acknowledged the greatness of the Lord of the Rings trilogy, what’s left…what else is there…why even go on?  Well, there will always be more movies to see, and that’s enough for this pair of movie-watching podcasters.  Today’s episode kicks off with a well-deserved tribute to Harrison Ford, a short discussion about racing cars and other sh*t before your regularly scheduled Movies We’ve Seen since last time (12:01), TV Talk (1:15:51), and Entertainment News/Upcoming Trailers and Stuff (1:29:18).  Patrick shines again in the latest installment of What Year Did That Come Out Again? (1:54:40) before a special Most Recent Editions to Kelly’s LaserDisc Collection installment of Guess That Rotten Tomato Score (1:57:13).  And to close the episode out, Kelly and Patrick provide a couple of Hidden Gem recommendations for your viewing pleasure (2:00:00).  Episode highlights include the first-ever installment of

Twenty years ago (TO THE DAY!), Return of the King was released in theaters, completing (arguably) the greatest movie trilogy of all time. For Patrick, going to see a LOTR movie each Christmas season was a 3-year, time honored tradition. For Kelly, wizards are bullshit. But because their fellowship is so unbreakably strong, Kelly made a promise to Patrick (not unlike the promise Sam made to Frodo) to sit down and actually watch the entire 3-volume, Peter Jackson masterpiece as it was meant to be seen… one 9+ hour cinematic epic. And with a little help from some of our favorite, loyal listeners, he has completed the quest. Click play to hear his takes.