Movies N Sh*t

Now listen to us very carefully - This commentary is bad to the bone and it’s in your nature to press play now. Enjoy all the quotes and fun facts as Patrick and Kelly announce to the world that T2 is the greatest action movie of all time. Come with us if you want to laugh.

Well, we saw it. Check out our before and after commentary live-ish from the CityWalk IMAX. Mid episode SPOILER ALERT for our post movie thoughts. And remember, CGI never ever marks the spot.

In this episode’s silliness, the unthinkable happens — Kelly goes on the record with his unbreakable vow to watch the entire LOTR trilogy with Patrick at a time and place of his choosing.  In the words of General Lord Charles Cornwallis, brilliantly portrayed by Tom Wilkinson in the 2000 smash-hit Mel Gibson blockbuster, The Patriot: “Everything will change… everything has changed.”  Less importantly, Movies We’ve Seen since last time begins at 9:30, TV Talk at 1:23:07, and Entertainment News/Upcoming Trailers and Stuff at 1:44:55.  As usual, Patrick shines in the latest installment of What Year Did That Come Out Again? at 1:55:52, before barely getting by in a Disney live-action-ish remake edition of Guess That Rotten Tomato Score at 1:57:39.  And finally, Patrick provides a Hidden Gem recommendation for your viewing pleasure at 2:03:04.  Episode highlights include discussions about how we rank movies, the Fast and the Furious, the number of trailers you have to sit through before your movie starts, whether

It’s time to party down with another episode of your favorite movie podcast.  Movies We’ve Seen since last time begins at 6:23, TV Talk at 52:40, and Entertainment News/Upcoming Trailers and Stuff at 1:25:40.  Patrick gets a little too cocky and pays for it in the latest installment of What Year Did That Come Out Again? at 1:37:26, before participating in a ridiculous Kelly’s collection of Laser Discs edition of Guess That Rotten Tomato Score at 1:40:30.  And finally, we provide a couple of Hidden Gem recommendations for your viewing pleasure at 1:48:46.  Episode highlights include gushing over Star Trek when they get it right, discussions about keeping people going to the theaters, an inability to be objective about Zach Braff, vampire Nicolas Cage, how nice young men can produce terrifying nightmare cinema, the appropriate roles for old Harrison Ford, and baby turtles.  Plus Patrick gives Kelly a passionate lesson about the history of Michael Jordan.  Sit back and fill your ear holes with all that and more!

Let us give you a word of advice — always bet on this podcast.  Roll out the champagne colored carpet cause once again, Movies N Shit is in control with clips from Orange County, Oscar talk, and Moviepass criticism. Movies We’ve Seen since last time begins at 25:12, TV Talk at 1:12:09, and Entertainment News/Upcoming Trailers and Stuff at 1:27:44.  Then it’s time for TWO new Hidden Gem recommendations at 1:39:50.  Episode highlights include discussions about Rocky and Creed, Guy Richie’s strengths and weaknesses, the human instinct to misrepresent, the difference between horrors and thrillers, visiting filming locations, how technology and the wealth divide have changed everything, and Sam Rockwell.  And never fear, regularly scheduled installments of “Not Like This, Christopher Nolan,” What Year Did That Come Out Again?, and Guess That Rotten Tomato Score will resume next time.  (PLEASE NOTE: WE DO NOT DISCUSS THE HIT 1992 FILM PASSENGER 57 IN THIS EPISODE, APOLOGIES TO MR. SNIPES)

Cheers, listeners!  In our 1st episode of 2023 and the 56th episode of meager our lives, Movies We’ve Seen since last time begins at 7:39 (and lasts a whole delightful hour and a half), TV Talk at 1:36:25, and Entertainment News/Upcoming Trailers and Stuff at 1:47:40.  Then it’s time for another edition of “Not Like This, Christopher Nolan” (formerly “What the Hell Did He/She Just Say?) at 2:08:31 before Patrick notches another miraculous, near-perfect score in the latest installment of What Year Did That Come Out Again? at 2:11:49 and Kelly plays us out with an all-new Hidden Gem recommendation at 2:13:25.  Episode highlights include discussions about how the environment in which you see a film, how many times you see the film, and how old you are when you see a film inform how you feel about that film, whether Avatar is amazing or terrible/beautiful or fake-looking, award shows nowadays being a big bummer, the future of DC, old-man Indiana Jones, whether or not Kelly is in fact Mel Brooks, an

You know how time is the fire in which we burn? Well, join us as we spend a couple hours burning in sweet sweet Star Trek cinematic glory as we talk through the only real Star Trek Christmas movie. Papa, thank you for the doll, she's very beautiful.

You know how time is the fire in which we burn? Well, join us as we spend a couple hours burning in sweet sweet Star Trek cinematic glory as we talk through the only real Star Trek Christmas movie. Papa, thank you for the doll, she's very beautiful.

In this week’s edition of the best movie podcast you’ll ever lay your ears on, Movies We’ve Seen since last time kicks off at 5:22, TV Talk at 37:27, and Entertainment News/Upcoming Trailers and Stuff at 56:39.  Then it’s time for another edition of What the Hell Did He/She Just Say (Not Like This)? at 1:15:00 before Patrick notches a near-perfect score in the latest installment of What Year Did That Come Out Again? at 1:20:10 and fumbles his way through a Martin McDonagh edition of Guess That Rotten Tomato Score at 1:23:36.  Hidden Gem recommendations start at 1:29:45 and episode highlights include discussions about death, actors who have always been old, Star Trek courtroom episodes, the greatness of Cate Blanchett, non-risk takers, Ireland on film, the end of Halloween, masculinity through sports, and most importantly - the unusual ways that the Star Wars and Lord of the Rings series evolutions have mirrored one another in the prioritization of scheduling over story and how that has impacted Patr

In this week’s edition of the best movie podcast you’ll ever lay your ears on, Movies We’ve Seen since last time kicks off at 8:22, TV Talk at 51:55, and Entertainment News/Upcoming Trailers and Stuff at 1:18:41.  Then it’s time for Patrick to once again share his self-proclaimed gift in a brand new installment of What Year Did That Come Out Again? at 1:39:50 and a James Cameron edition of Guess That Rotten Tomato Score at 1:42:47 before your latest Hidden Gems recommendation at 1:51:41.  Episode highlights include discussions about licenses to kill, becoming independently wealthy so we can own a movie theater, triple and quadruple features and how Burbank is the best place to experience them, unofficial Star Trek trilogies, whether James Cameron will continue on as the movie-making King of the World, the darkness that you don’t remember from Pinocchio, the darkness that you didn’t know about in Armie Hammer, the storytelling legacy of Kevin Smith, a brand new edition of Patrick’s Pitch, ranking sho

Our latest episode features Armageddon talk, James Bonding talk, a brief discussion about the worst professionally made movie Patrick has seen in recent memory, Star Trek fan-hood, a 5-star review of Disney’s Light & Magic, a shout-out to long-time friend of the podcast Mike Mann, and early thoughts about Amazon’s Rings of Power (no spoilers, recording was completed before the 2-part episode premiere).  Movies We’ve Seen since last time kicks off at 9:47, TV Talk at 41:59, and Entertainment News/Upcoming Stuff at 1:03:06, before another edition of WTF Did They Just Say?/Not Like This at 1:21:30.  Then it’s on to a brand new installment of What Year Did That Come Out Again? (where Patrick “totally redeems himself” from the embarrassment of his episode 52 attempt) at 1:26:22, and a special Wolfgang Peterson edition of Guess That Rotten Tomato Score (1:30:05).  Finally, the fellas wrap things up with a heart-felt tribute to Nichelle Nichols at 1:50:15.

Comin' at ya like a tank through St. Petersburg, it's the first-ever James Bond Movies N Shit commentary of Goldeneye!  If you like 007, the 90s, or movie commentaries about 007 in the 90s, then look no further... Re-experience the flick that brought Bond back to audiences after his longest-ever hiatus, with the added bonus of two dudes talking in the background about fun stuff like whether or not it's possible to assassinate someone by crushing their lungs with your thighs.  Don't miss out on the Bond adventure that provides bungee jumping, internet spiking, double crosses, EMP explanations, fantastic model work, gadgets, gals, several helicopters (some that fly), Tina Turner, Robbie Coltrane, and even Minnie Driver singing in a Russian accent!  This is the Bond movie commentary onatopp of all the rest!

Comin' at ya like a tank through St. Petersburg, it's the first-ever James Bond Movies N Shit commentary of Goldeneye!  If you like 007, the 90s, or movie commentaries about 007 in the 90s, then look no further... Re-experience the flick that brought Bond back to audiences after his longest-ever hiatus, with the added bonus of two dudes talking in the background about fun stuff like whether or not it's possible to assassinate someone by crushing their lungs with your thighs.  Don't miss out on the Bond adventure that provides bungee jumping, internet spiking, double crosses, EMP explanations, fantastic model work, gadgets, gals, several helicopters (some that fly), Tina Turner, Robbie Coltrane, and even Minnie Driver singing in a Russian accent!  This is the Bond movie commentary onatopp of all the rest!

On today’s episode, the boys tip their hats to the late, great James Caan and investigate a lost sequence from Return of the Jedi, available now on youtube, before diving into some treasured Listener Feedback (10:13).  Movies We’ve Seen (17:58) since last time include further discussions about Top Gun: Maverick, another edition of Patrick’s Pitch, Marcel, Minions, Thor, Nope and more!  TV Talk (1:02:07) includes the guys’ collectively gushing over the latest masterwork by Nathan Fielder, The Orville, and other pretty good stuff too.  Entertainment News (1:14:49) includes Los Angeles movie theater updates and Kelly shutting down Patrick’s attempts to talk about movie trailers prematurely.  Then Patrick embarrasses himself in a new installment of What Year Did That Come Out Again? (1:40:00) but “totally redeems himself(!)” in a special Patrick’s 4-star Letterboxd movies edition of Guess That Rotten Tomato Score (1:45:58).  Lastly, your hosts provide you with two fantastic Hidden Gems (1

Last time, we were the bride; this time, we’re just a wife.  But we still have just as much enthusiasm as we did for episode 50.  This time, we cover reactions to the many Movies We’ve Seen (13:51) since last time, from shaming Patrick’s girlfriend Jess for not loving the new Top Gun movie to Patrick’s mom shaming his dad for loving A Fish Called Wanda, and everything, everywhere in between.  TV Talk (1:16:18) includes shows that recently wrapped up like Atlanta and Obi-Wan Kenobi to shows in full stride like Stranger Things, Strange New Worlds, and The Boys.  In Entertainment News (2:03:16) we pay tribute to Ray Liotta and talk upcoming stuff before premiering our first-ever segment of What Year Did That Come Out Again? (2:18:21) and presenting another segment of What The Hell Did They Just Say? (2:23:48), Dogma edition.  Finally, we bring you a Jurassic World edition of Guess That Rotten Tomato Score (2:29:40) and another Hidden Gem (2:34:00) before signing off until next time. &nbs

For our first ever 50th episode, we’ve pulled out all the stops!  This milestone installment of Movies N Shit begins with Patrick administering to Kelly the ultimate movie lovers quiz (6:33) - courtesy of Brett Goldstein, permission pending. Then Kelly covers the Movies We’ve Seen (1:31:39) since last time with the exception of a single Star Wars movie marathon that Patrick recently undertook and discusses.  TV Talk (2:05:46) includes positive watch experiences like The OC and Friday Night Lights, as well as painful watch experiences like Picard and everything else in between.  In Entertainment News (2:21:41) we pay tribute to the hilarious Gilbert Gottfried and the incomparable Bruce Willis before covering some fun new games for movie fans and teasing a potential future segment where Kelly tries to stump Patrick on movie release years.  A Rocky II edition of What’s That Movie Line? (2:35:49) leaves us delightfully confused and a Michael Bay edition of Guess That Rotten Tomato Score (2:39:

Welcome to (the Movies N Shit special commentary episode of the classic action spectacle) The Rock!  Join us for Kelly’s favorite — time travel — as we journey back to 1996: a simpler time when big, tent-pole action flicks had (almost) no CGI.  Seem crazy?  Not as crazy as an incursion under water to retake an impregnable fortress held by an elite team of US Marines in possession of 81 hostages and 15 guided rockets armed with VX poison gas.  All that plus Sean Connery, Nicolas Cage and Ed Harris each delivering a performance worthy of getting to go home and f*ck the prom queen.  This is how action movies were meant to be made.  And this is how The Rock was meant to be seen — with Patrick and Kelly talking over it.

Welcome to (the Movies N Shit special commentary episode of the classic action spectacle) The Rock!  Join us for Kelly’s favorite — time travel — as we journey back to 1996: a simpler time when big, tent-pole action flicks had (almost) no CGI.  Seem crazy?  Not as crazy as an incursion under water to retake an impregnable fortress held by an elite team of US Marines in possession of 81 hostages and 15 guided rockets armed with VX poison gas.  All that plus Sean Connery, Nicolas Cage and Ed Harris each delivering a performance worthy of getting to go home and f*ck the prom queen.  This is how action movies were meant to be made.  And this is how The Rock was meant to be seen — with Patrick and Kelly talking over it.

We don't talk about the Golden Globes... no, no, no.  But we do talk about the Oscars, and this year's Oscars was lengthy and full of surprises.  Some wonderful surprise wins, and then one or two surprises that weren't so wonderful but will definitely be discussed for a long, long time to come.  Get your Oscar fix right here, right now.

Welcome back for another edition of Movies N Shit!  We launch today’s episode with some listener feedback regarding our Lethal Weapon Christmas commentary episode (2:50).  A thorough discussion about The Batman highlights the latest installment of Movies We’ve Seen (5:55) since last time, then TV Talk (44:34) includes discussions about Picard, Winning Time, and more!  In Entertainment News (1:03:18) we pay tribute to the man who brought us Six Days Seven Nights, present the definitive take on the Mandela effect as it correlates to 2008’s The Bucket List, and provide some documentary recommendations on how you can educate yourself on the stock market, which is important for movie watchers and non-movie watchers alike.  A brand new Jack Nicholson’s Joker edition of What’s That Movie Line? (1:34:29) precedes this week’s Ivan Reitman edition of Guess That Rotten Tomato Score (1:41:30) before your regularly scheduled Hidden Gem (1:48:49) to wrap things up until next time. Special shout out to l