Bits Per Second

In our look back at 2023, Jim, JT, and Amy reflect on an awesome year in bitstory, Amy recounts her improv intensive in the UK in which she workshopped with (swoon) JOSIE LAWRENCE, and the three discuss Christmas songs that deserve to be added to the canon. JT's choice: Sabrina Carpenter, "Santa Doesn't Know You Like I Do" https://youtu.be/ZWzpFdr-KDw?si=ucTAPfLAzVmkXQGe Amy's choice: Jo Anne Worley, "The Gift of Maggie" from The Mad Show https://youtu.be/ExhL8yzG2qc?si=z9kTzgrNo90pXxD8 Jim's choice: Ariana Grande, "Santa Tell Me" https://youtu.be/nlR0MkrRklg?si=aZKymRghjTFMbrBL Opening and closing music is "Frosty the Snowman (in the style of the Jack Frost Band)" by The Bit Players featuring Frank on vocals, Devon on keys, Chase on sax, and Jim on drum machine Some incidental music by Damien Baby The Bit Players perform every Friday and Saturday at 8pm at the Firehouse Theater in Newport, RI. Tickets are available at www.bitplayers.net Bring the fam to see our Family Friendly Funnies show on Wednesday 12

Jim, Karl, JT, and departing musician Drew try to count the number of Bruins jerseys Karl has bought and discuss other purchases we've regretted over the years. We also wrap up the summer season and talk about weird shows we'd like to produce soon, our first theater experiences, our first R-rated movies, Weird Al, Andy Dick's football comedy, and very current celebrities such as Chris Hansen and Sarah Palin. Come see Drew perform his last two shows this weekend! Friday 8/25 and Saturday 8/26 at 8pm. Will he go to Connecticut to retrieve his talkbox? Bits Per Second is the official podcast of The Bit Players, who perform improv every Friday and Saturday night at 8pm at the Firehouse Theater in Newport, RI. Come see our Family Friendly Funnies show on Wed. 8/30 at 7pm! TICKETS! www.bitplayers.net Opening and closing music is "Apathy" by Dorisduke, the band that is 3/4 current and former Bit Players. Buy their music here: dorisduke.bandcamp.com

On a long-delayed episode of the Bit Players Movie Club, Jim, Chase, and Kenney talk EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE ALL AT ONCE, which swept the Oscars shortly after we recorded this. Then Jim quizzes the others on Best Picture winners that have lost their relevance. Apologies for the inconsistent audio quality. We're returning soon with new episodes and a new microphone. Stay tuned! Find out where to watch EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE ALL AT ONCE here: https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/everything-everywhere-all-at-once The Bit Players Movie Club is a part of THE BIT PLAYERS PODCAST NETWORK. Continue to check this feed for weekly content that will leave you contented. The Bit Players perform improv comedy every Friday and Saturday at 8pm at the Firehouse Theater in Newport, RI. Tickets available at www.bitplayers.net. Theme music is Chase Ceglie's "Losing My Mind." Chase's music can be found here: chaseceglie.bandcamp.com

Today on the season finale of DISCOVERING AMERICA, Vlad tells of the change in status that happens when a Russian immigrant comes to the U.S. Vlad performs improv comedy most Friday and Saturday nights with The Bit Players at the Firehouse Theater in Newport, RI. Tickets available at www.bitplayers.net Theme music is by Damien Baby, featuring Bit musicians Devon and Chase: damienbaby.bandcamp.com/

Today on DISCOVERING AMERICA, Vlad starts with a rundown of all the Soviet holidays, then segues into some stories about his childhood home. Featuring a brief special guest appearance by Karl, of the I CAN TEACH HISTORY podcast! Vlad performs improv comedy most Friday and Saturday nights with The Bit Players at the Firehouse Theater in Newport, RI. Tickets available at www.bitplayers.net Theme music is by Damien Baby, featuring Bit musicians Devon and Chase: damienbaby.bandcamp.com/

On this week's DISCOVERING AMERICA, Vlad discusses employment in the Soviet Union and how it differed from that in the U.S., with a brief detour into the mashed potato experience in both countries. Vlad performs improv comedy most Friday and Saturday nights with The Bit Players at the Firehouse Theater in Newport, RI. Tickets available at www.bitplayers.net Theme music is by Damien Baby, featuring Bit musicians Devon and Chase: damienbaby.bandcamp.com/

In honor of Marcel Marceau's 100th birthday, we're reposting Vlad's excellent talk about the history of the great mime, as well as Vlad's training with him.

In this week's DISCOVERING AMERICA, Vlad talks about how he learned the language and how it was connected to every part of his American experience. And why he can't ask for a fork or a sheet, or go to the beach. Vlad performs improv comedy most Friday and Saturday nights with The Bit Players at the Firehouse Theater in Newport, RI. Tickets available at www.bitplayers.net Theme music is by Damien Baby, featuring Bit musicians Devon and Chase: https://damienbaby.bandcamp.com/

Today Jim talks to all his fellow performers in the COMEDY CORNER STANDUP NIGHT: Andy Syron, Karl Magner, Vlad Tenenbaum, Devon Mello, and Kim Tingle. We all discuss our influences as well as the most unanswerable question: why would anyone want to do standup? See us all do standup this Thursday, March 16, at 8pm at The Firehouse Theater in Newport, RI. Suggested admission $10 at the door. The Bit Players perform every Friday and Saturday night at 8pm at the Firehouse Theater in Newport, RI. Tickets available here: www.bitplayers.net Opening and closing music by Dorisduke, the band that is 75% current and former Bit Players. Find their music here: dorisduke.bandcamp.com

Welcome to DISCOVERING AMERICA, where the Bit Players' resident Russian mime Vlad tells Jim about his experiences adjusting to American life after growing up in the Soviet Union. Today he talks about his first impressions of the country and why the airport represented his first taste of freedom rather than the hellscape of bureaucracy it represents to us. Vlad performs improv comedy most Friday and Saturday nights with The Bit Players at the Firehouse Theater in Newport, RI. Tickets available at www.bitplayers.net Theme music is by Damien Baby, featuring Bit Player musicians Devon and Chase. Buy their music here: damienbaby.bandcamp.com

This week we watched Jim's suggestion, 2007's crime thriller THE LOOKOUT, starring Joseph Gordon-Levitt. Then Jim leads the group in a game based on the seven other movies in the 8-movie DVD set on which THE LOOKOUT appears (it's also available here: https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/the-lookout). The Bit Players Movie Club is a part of THE BIT PLAYERS PODCAST NETWORK. Continue to check this feed for weekly content that will leave you contented. The Bit Players perform improv comedy every Friday and Saturday at 8pm at the Firehouse Theater in Newport, RI. Tickets available at www.bitplayers.net. Theme music is Chase Ceglie's "Losing My Mind." Chase's music can be found here: chaseceglie.bandcamp.com

Today the Movie Club discusses SUMMER WARS, a 2009 Japanese animated film suggested by Kenney which we all liked very much. SUMMER WARS is available to watch here: https://www.bilibili.tv/en/video/2006716773 Kenney's genealogy for the family in the movie, as well as the hideous image Karl references at ~27:00 can be found here: https://imgur.com/a/0Q0IHKV The Bit Players Movie Club is a part of THE BIT PLAYERS PODCAST NETWORK. Continue to check this feed for weekly content that will leave you contented. The Bit Players perform improv comedy every Friday and Saturday at 8pm at the Firehouse Theater in Newport, RI. Tickets available at www.bitplayers.net. Theme music is Chase Ceglie's "Losing My Mind." Chase's music can be found here: chaseceglie.bandcamp.com

Today on I CAN TEACH HISTORY, History teacher Liz teaches her comedian husband Karl about the Progressive Era, Teddy Roosevelt, ketchup, and Ida Tarbell, as well as muckrakers, who were in many ways the paparazzi of their day. Meanwhile, Karl teaches Liz about the movie with the cars. Karl's I Can Teach History videos are visible on his TikTok @kahlmagnah91. I CAN TEACH HISTORY is a member of the BIT PLAYERS PODCAST NETWORK. The Bit Players perform improv comedy every Friday and Saturday night in Newport, RI. Tickets available at www.bitplayers.net. Theme music is "Tantalus" by Dorisduke. Their music can be found here: dorisduke.bandcamp.com

Hi Bits Per Second subscribers! Although we've changed our title to THE BIT PLAYERS PODCAST NETWORK, this is still your home for BITS PER SECOND and all Quittin' of Bitsin'. Now when you search for "Bit Players" on your podcast app, the first thing you see is us instead of someone like Scoot McNairy or Efrem Zimbalist, Jr. Check back for more podcast silliness, and come see The Bit Players at the Firehouse Theater in Newport, RI, every Friday and Saturday night! Tickets available at www.bitplayers.net. Theme music by DorisDuke. Buy their stuff at dorisduke.bandcamp.com.

Today the Movie Club discusses Chase's pick, 1969's PUTNEY SWOPE, directed by Robert Downey, Sr. For a meal like the one Karl is eating throughout the episode, visit your local Cumberland Farms store. PUTNEY SWOPE is available to watch here: https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/putney-swope The Bit Players Movie Club is a part of THE BIT PLAYERS PODCAST NETWORK. Continue to check this feed for weekly content that will leave you contented. The Bit Players perform improv comedy every Friday and Saturday at 8pm at the Firehouse Theater in Newport, RI. Theme music is Chase Ceglie's "Losing My Mind." Chase's music can be found here: chaseceglie.bandcamp.com

Jim and Danny discuss the recent departure of the Bit Players' Artistic Director and champion, Frank, and delve into some Bit Players history. And also why Pierce Brosnan is really the best James Bond and why Tommy K's is an incredible video store that outlasted expectations. Be forewarned: this episode is sincere and dangerously lacking in the sort of ironic detachment usually guaranteed herein. Listener discretion advised. The Bit Players perform every Friday and Saturday night at 8pm at the Firehouse Theater in Newport, RI. Tickets available here: www.bitplayers.net Opening and closing music by Dorisduke, the band that is 75% current and former Bit Players. Find their music here: dorisduke.bandcamp.com

Karl's pick this week for Jim, Kenney, and Chase to watch is SUPER (2010), directed by James Gunn and starring Rainn Wilson and Elliot Page. Find out what Karl's fondness for this movie truly reveals about him as a person. Spoilers abound. Here's where to watch: https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/super The Bit Players Movie Club is a part of THE BIT PLAYERS PODCAST NETWORK. Continue to check this feed for weekly content that will leave you contented. Theme music is Chase Ceglie's "Losing My Mind." Chase's music can be found here: chaseceglie.bandcamp.com The Bit Players perform improv comedy every Friday and Saturday at 8pm at the Firehouse Theater in Newport, RI.

Welcome to I CAN TEACH HISTORY, where Liz (an actual US History teacher) and Karl (her husband, an improvisor and comedian, and not a very good History student) discuss a real historical topic on which Karl is the worst student ever. On this prémiéré épisode, Liz and Karl discuss the founding of the Jamestown colony, which Karl learns is not in Rhode Island. Karl's I Can Teach History videos are visible on his TikTok @kahlmagnah91. I CAN TEACH HISTORY is a member of the BIT PLAYERS PODCAST NETWORK. Keep checking this feed for more fun! Theme music is "Tantalus" by Dorisduke. Their music can be found here: dorisduke.bandcamp.com

Jim and Karl decide to revisit SERENITY (2019), already discussed in the Bits Per Second episode #FishMatrix, and they take Chase and Kenney along for the ride. Surprisingly, there's a lot more to unpack, as Karl offers a theory about the villain that he is completely unable to back up and immediately has to rescind, and Kenney chastises the filmmakers for being uninformed on video games. Then Jim leads the gang in a quiz about the real but nonexistent movies that appear in trailers on the DVD. Theme music is Chase Ceglie's "Losing My Mind." Chase's music can be found here: https://chaseceglie.bandcamp.com/ The Bit Players perform every Friday and Saturday at 8pm at the Firehouse Theater in Newport, RI. Tickets are still available for the Bits' NEW YEARS EVE shows(this Saturday 12/31, for those still on the Julian calendar) at 7pm and 11pm, so come laugh in the New Year! Tickets available at www.bitplayers.net

The BIT PLAYERS PODCAST NETWORK will be live soon! Also, join the Bit Players for NEW YEARS EVE HI-JINKS on December 31 at 7pm, 9pm, and 11pm. The Bit Players perform every Friday and Saturday night at 8pm. Our theme music is by Dorisduke (dorisduke.bandcamp.com) Be sure to check out our Bit musicians here! today-is-tomorrow.bandcamp.com chaseceglie.bandcamp.com damienbaby.bandcamp.com