Who Cares? …about Ross & Patrick

We recorded another hot one in the office space. We went as long as we could before our tits melted off. Listen in as we kvetch about traveling with the child, Patrick's upcoming vasectomy, and "Aunt Book." Send along any terrible memes you want us to tear apart next week. Love u!!

Ross and Patrick care about the well being of the neighborhood and the world so please listen to this important episode as they embark on a new entrepreneurial endeavor that will create global healing

On today’s episode, Ross and Patrick discuss vasectomies, doctors who reinforce traumatic patriarchal values, and then seamlessly segue into life’s minutia. Serving you classic Who Cares nonsense. Did I mention they’re tired all the time? Rate, review, and subscribe if you haven’t already. Ross and Patrick need sleep and reviews.

On today’s show, Ross and Patrick delve into life as parents and how different they feel about their own individual bodies- You know... Sexually. Pretty cool, right? Their lives have significantly changed and so have their libidos. Is it going to be a slutty summer for the new Mom and Dad? Tune in to find out how they're handling it all on this new episode of Who Cares!

We hired a sitter to get this one done so dear god please listen. Thanks for keeping us in your subscription queue!! We plan to be back weekly from now on. But we'll let you know next week.

Our 101st episode!! We talk all about the junk we've geared up with to keep a baby alive for nearly 8 months. We complain about internet marketing and the parental industrial complex but we also come through with a big recommendation: If you have a new child who won't sleep, you need to get a mechanical bull.

Can you believe it?!?! They made it to episode 100! It only took 3 years, recording inconsistently, and some major life upheavals but they did it. Ross and Patrick take a walk down memory lane but not without discussing politics and The Bachelor. It wouldn’t be 100 episodes of Who Cares if they didn’t bounce around from topic to topic like they forgot to take their adderall. Viewer, thank you for coming on this journey with Ross and Patrick and here’s to a 100 more! Love you!

We recorded this episode on the morning of January 20, 2021 in the hours before Joe Biden was inaugurated. Patrick is thinking about joining a far right extremist group and he tells Ross all about the cool options out there

Content content content!!! The Bachelorette, Dolly Parton, and MURDER. Here's what we're watching this holiday season. Well, throughout 2020 I guess.

Ross and Patrick have been completely preoccupied by new parenthood and haven’t found a moment to record... until now! They missed you so. Hopefully you don’t mind that “who cares” has become less sexy, and more sleep deprived and child obsessed. They warned you when Ross got pregnant, all bets are off and so are the sex parties, at least for a little while. Join Ross and Patrick on their tour of sleep training a 5 month old baby and what it does to the adult brain. Enjoy!

Uncle Dave AKA Uncle Bubz is back and is here to charm your baby. What is not to love about this man??

The Holbertineaus check in about Patrick's adventures in child rearing by himself

Patrick and Ross get together to talk through childhood anxieties and the current cricks in their necks

They’re at it again! Talking babies, family gatherings in the time of covid, and anniversaries. What kind of anniversaries? You’ll have to listen to find out. They unpack the minutia of daily life with a baby and a dog, while wondering will they be sluts again? They reminisce about past dalliances all the while wondering, “Is Frances hearing this?” Tune in to hear your favorite new parents continue on their journey of oversharing.

Just a couple of new parents trying to think and speak clearly through the fog of sleep deprivation! Come along for a catch up episode as we discuss what it's like being back on our own in Brooklyn. No shade, but if you got to raise your kid in a non-pandemic situation with help from multiple friends and family members.... Good for you!! Wow that must be amazing. Ok never mind, we love u all

Hello Everyone! Sorry for the delay. But we're back with an audio odyssey catching up on where we've been and what's going on. Our daughter was born on June 15th! Pretty crazy to be bringing a life into this world at this particular moment. We are doing the best we can and enjoying it overall. We hope you are all safe and sound and able to find peace and justice in your own life and in your communities. We will do our best to post episodes regularly, but it's proving challenging to multi task with a 6 week old!

Thanks for listening!! We hope you're all doing well during these nutty times. We're hanging in there by listening to En Vogue and Janet Jackson.

Hello gang, we missed you! But we are back to check in. Ross is very pregnant. On this episode, for the entire 54 minutes, we discuss various perineal massage techniques that Patrick is reading about in the Penny Simkin classic, The Birth Partner. Follow us on instagram for video demonstrations!! @who.cares.podcast