Shade-luma Reviews...

Jum and Dum review the new spooky sensation A Quiet Place. They get a confident buzz on for the imminent shooting of their short film We Progress, get angry at silly men like Morrissey and introduce a new podcast section The Watchlist. Also reviewed are the indie revenge flick Blue Ruin and the comedy satire The Death of Stalin. Spoiler. Every film reviewed is an absolute banger!

A remarkably hungover James and David review the newest Wes Anderson movie, Isle of dogs. TJ Miller is an arsehole, obvs and there is much bemusement at minor character actor Ron Eldards hair. Also reviewed are Mississipi Burning and, House of Sand and Fog. As Spielberg famously says during the final shot of every film. 'I hate every fucking child I can see'.

Coming live from David's front room and starring Benny the needy dog, James and David Review Steven Spielberg's latest big hitter "Ready Player One". Both discuss Hollywood's new wankfestival all about the 80's, briefly discuss time travel, talk about finding beauty in the ugly and Dave reveals potentially the worst unsung hero in known history. James Corden's dad and Liam Sheville also feature. As the great Bobby Kennedy once said "Jesus Christ, where are my pants?" Enjoy

Davey G and Jimmy M review the new thriller, You Were Never Really Here. We update listeners on our short films progress leading up to shooting it whilst buzzing on our new Canadian best friend. Ethan Hawkes is an underrated actor and Michael Gove looks like a wet ham sandwich. We review the Netflix documentary Meru and the 2011 drama Martha Marcy May Marlene. Give us a listen because eyeballs are overrated.

Do not begin a podcast when you are stressed and angry. Have your coffee first. James and David review the new wannabe blockbuster Tomb Raider. Buzz on The Nice Guys. Cry at Fruitvale Station. And hate on Ed Sheeran. Standard.

Davide and Jums review the new netflix sci-fi fantastico, Alex Garland's Annihilation. James promises not to rant too much, and rants on everything from interviewers through cruel filmmakers to finally the general viewing public. David remarks on how empathic Guy Pearce's face is. Also reviewed are Black Panther and Memento.

James and David are back into the normal swing of things after 7 weeks of Oscar binging with a spooky special. Reviewed are Netflix's newest horror sensation Veronica, the modern spooky classic It Follows and the dense Upstream Colour. Also involved is the usual anger at casual racism, anger at gender pay disparages and James' mostly sexual feelings towards the Steadicam. As Hitchcock famously said about horror movies..."If it screams, you can eat it".

Oscars Special! David and James drink loads of beer and talk for absolutely ages about film. We review the excellent Lady Bird, hate on the absolutely awful Greatest Showman and give our Oscar predictions. Also reviewed are A Fantastic Woman, Victoria and Abdul, The Breadwinner and the boring Faces Places. We also go through and review every Oscar nominated Short film, short doc and short animation. All done on Davids birthday too, the big Wookie.

James and David take the plunge into Del Toro's new rom-com The Shape of Water. There is the usual chat John Cena, conscientious objection and making love to a squid. Adam Levine has a great character arc throughout, Russia is a bleak and Sly Stallone is a spoiler turd. Also reviewed are Loveless, Guardians of the Galaxy: Vol 2, Ferdinand, Wonder and Marshall.

RIP Johann Johannson. Dave and Jim review Phantom Thread, Kong: Skull Island, Logan, The Square, Roman J Israel Esq. and I, Tonya. Also generally buzz about life imitating art, hating on trump (standard) and an unsung hero who has dedicated his life into being a monkey.

David and James review the new Pixar animation Coco, with varying emotional responses. They delve into the details of their new short film, We Progress, shout a lot and agree that James Corden is an unfunny piglet. Also reviewed are the documentaries Abacus: Small enough to Jail and Last Men in Alleppo, as well as the "movies" Beauty and the Beast, Boss Baby and On Body and Soul. As Shakespeare was often quoted "Listen to this podcast because these flabby cow men are funny!"

The two grown men review Spielbergs newest offering The Post, share their respect over that guy from Stranger Things' hair and shout at passing dogs. Also reviewed are Loving Vincent, The Florida Project, Strong Island, The Big Sick and Molly's Game. James also explains how ultimately Spiderman is a complete twat.  We pod hard so you don't have to.

Oscars season is here and the boys discuss, Darkest Hour, Get Out, War for the Planet of the Apes, DUNKIRK, Icarus and Baby Driver. James' can't ignore Kevin Spacey and gets emotional about his film of the year whilst David questions his morality for rubbing a black co workers afro. As Paul Simon said "These are the days of miracles and wonder"

In this weeks pod David & James talk Martin McDonagh's Three Billboards, James rekindles his love of Japanimation and David reveals traumatic events of his past. With the usual attack on Hollywood's nasty boys as well as an Unnamed Actor and a Iranian-British property mogul. A happy pod full of hope and cheer for all.

Another informative/angry podcast from James and David. They review Ridley Scott's new movie 'All the Money in the World' amidst all its controversy during production and post release as well as generally ripping apart the Hollywood patriarchy, again.

David & James talk 'for the love of Gyllenhaal', James Franco's Disaster Artist, lay into a horrible little narcissist as well as touch on Norwegian Black Metal, murder and discuss why the Western is the evolving dinosaur genre of film. All in a pods work.

James and David review the divisive new Star Wars movie, The Last Jedi. James gets angry at everything and everybody including David. They discuss Eddie Redmaynes face, their favourite non-human film characters and a young girl eating her sisters finger.

Episode 4\. Reykjavik Special. James and David review the new Yorgos Lanthimos move 'The Killing of a Sacred Deer, share their love for this years Wonder Woman, their irrational fear of Peter Sarsgaard and the most important parts of a movie they've missed when needing the toilet. All the while nursing hangovers larger than Iceland itself.

Episode 3\. James and David review the Netflix original Mudbound, give their separate thoughts on The Fountain and The Gift, lay into Josh Homme, Bryan Singer etc, Golden Globes, Oscar buzz, Pre-production on their newest short and share their mutual admiration of the one and only Nicholas Cage.

Episode 2: James and David have a chat about all things film, review the new movie 'Call me by your name', agree on a muscle-clad Arsehole of the week, review their first time viewings of two great indie movies and answer a few weird questions. And talk about Bryan Singer. Again.