Shade-luma Reviews...

Hello our big sexy film fanatics. This week we review Jordan Peele's new spooky number, Us. We talk about all the good stuff like Brexit, the Disney/Fox merger and of course Lorraine Kelly. Also reviewed are Spring and Headhunters. Shit description this. Good podcast though.

Hello Michael Jackson fans! This week we review Marvels latest juggernaut Captain Marvel, with a surprising differing view on the film. We count down the actors with the most on screen deaths, have a very big anti-James Cameron section and get freaked out by the amount of Michael Jackson innocent buses flying past live. Also reviewed is Resolution and Attack the Block. So, as all of those MJ kid's mothers would say 'if you fancy a go, sure, dig in'.

Good day everybody. We'd say the front cover picture makes more sense if you listen to the podcast. But it doesn't. This week we review the lovely Fighting with my Family. Michael Jackson pops his beautiful head up, Sonic the Hedgehog is spoken of too much and James reveals a deep, dark secret. Also reviewed are (finally) How to train your Dragon: The hidden World and Searching. As R-Kelly always said "Pass me the sugar........child".

Hello 24 hour party people. Back to normal business now as we review the turd sandwich that is Alita: Battle Angel. We have a brief shout about the momo meme, a bizarre male sex guru and sing our definitive version of the Oscar winning tune Shallow. Also reviewed are Blockers and for some reason Lawnmower Man. For fucks sake.

Helloooooooooooo. Super cool Oscars special. We have a good old musical rage at the songs of Mary Poppins Returns, give the Oscars ceremony organisation the usual amount of shit and give our predictions for all categories in this years Oscars. Reviewed is Free Solo, Mary Queen of Scots and Mary Poppins Returns. Also reviewed are all short animations, short live actions and short documentaries. We hope you enjoy the length of this episode. As James Cameron famously quoted on the set of Titanic, "If you don't get your kit off and let him draw you i'm going to make another 4 Avatar films". He lied.

Hello best mates! Very special episode this as we massively disagree on almost all the movies we're reviewing. We lay into many easy targets such as The Academy, racists and Will Smith being a big blue idiot. Whilst reviewing Of Fathers and Sons, Mirai, Spiderman: Into the Spider-verse, At Eternitys Gate, Hale County This Morning, This Evening and Border.  Ps. Episode features trolls, not goblins.

Well hello you big bunch of film loving fools. This week we review the excellent If Beale Street could talk. We are able to find the downright weirdest film that Gary Oldman has ever been a part of, offer our views on the controversy surrounding Liam Neeson and basically laugh at how Alita: Battle Angel is going to be the worst film of all time. Also reviewed are Can you Ever Forgive Me?, Capernaum, RBG, Incredibles 2 and Christopher Robin. What are you waiting for? Fucking listen to this!

Good day film fanatics. The week we review the Oscar favourite Green Book. We get rowdy over shoddy journalism, get excited over Japanese cartoons and ironically hate over the academy. Also reviewed are loads of Oscar nommed movies, Minding the Gap, Ralph Breaks the Internet, The Wife, The Ballad of Buster Scruggs and Bohemian Rhapsody.

Hello family of film heads. Today we review the new Christian Bale fat lad epic Vice. We discuss all the Oscar nominations, Razzie nominations and Goblin nominations whilst chilling in our South London beer garden. We're joined by a clutter of random friends, talk about the joys of Red Dead Redemption 2 and toast a wee dram of whiskey for Burns night. Also reviewed are The Hunchback of Notre Dame and All About Eve courtesy of Anna Fordham. As the late George Bush senior once said "I'd rather marry my horse than a man".

Hello fans of all things film. This week we have a special guesty guest, actress Anna Fordham just join us in loving film and hating people. Love all over the lovely Stan and Ollie and hate all over The Rock, The Sun, R-Kelly, the internet, goblins etc. Also reviewed is  (deep breath) The assassination of Jesse James by the coward Robert Ford and Tyrannosaur.

Hello fellow fools of January. The idiots review the new Netflix sensation Bird Box whilst shivering in an empty beer garden. We mull over all things Bafta and Golden Globe, Piers Morgan pops up for the 400th time and everyone drops a nut over the cast announcements for Dune. Also reviewed are About Time and Prince Avalanche.

Welcome to Episode 50, smashing it's way through 2019 with the usual pointless observations, unhinged anger and film reviews. This week is Yorgos Lanthimos' The Favourite. There is a lengthy discussion on goblins, a chatter about naked old men and somehow Kevin Spacey slithers back in with some absolute weirdness. Also reviewed is Rare Exports and The Fundamentals of Caring. Goblin-kun

Tis the bloody season! Welcome to a super cool xmas special as James and David reminisce over the years top films, as well as the absolute shitters that graced the big screen. They join the ranks of the 8 people in the world the actually went to see the big flop Mortal Engines, and review it. They share their secret santa gifts to each other live, rundown their top 10 best of the year and top 5 worst, all the while necking beer and whiskey. Also reviewed are 21 Grams and Macbeth. Have a great xmas folks and see you in the new year.

Hello people who like films. A wet, windy and half-hungover episode hailing from deepest South London where Jim and Dim review the stunning Roma. Dogs, fat Llamas, James Corden and the most awful on-screen death feature briefly. Also reviewed is the long Bone Tomahawk and the miserable doggy movie, Amos Perros. Remember, as Katy Perry always said, "Yeah that Russell Brand lad was a knobhead."

Hello friends of film. A super special one year anniversary episode (absolutely nothing special happens) of your favourite film based nonsense. Reviewed this week is the sweet and beautiful Shoplifters. The 2019 golden globe nominations are in, a sociopathic cat is endured and Kevin Hart gets a hell of a character arc. Also reviewed are Detroit and Submarine. In the famous words of the loveable Kevin Hart…..'I love absolutely everyone except a certain minority of which I hate with all my heart. Hire me'.

On a very boozy Sunday afternoon the boys recorded a podcast before a fantastic north London derby. They reviewed many things including life, american corporatism, racism, pacifism, Sorry to Bother You, Star Wars pod racer, A testament of youth, The King of Comedy, chips and many more things that did and did not need reviewing. As David Gregory once said "I am nothing if not honest, and I'm not honest...ever"

David and his James review the Steve McQueen thriller Widows whilst freezing their moobs off in a beer garden. James is on particularly spiteful form, David plays a spooky computer game and everyone agrees 45 day invoices are fucking stupid. Also reviewed are Gone Home (the computer game) and They shall not grow Old.

RIP Stan Lee Back on hallowed ground (The Bull pub) as Dave and James review the new Netflix banger The Outlaw king. Armie Hammer goes mad, Aaron Taylor-Johnson is off his nut and Withnail is on another planet. Also the Dumbo trailer looks fucking shit. Also reviewed is Collossal and Withnail and I. As Tim Burton says every time he makes a film....'I want that fucking stupid lass in my film, my wife, Helena Bonham Carter.

Super special train based episode. James and Dave, on a Leeds to London super off peak Virgin pendolino, review the greatest film of all time Mandy. Chris Martin gets some shit for being a flannel, random train passengers are accosted and.......Cheddar Goblin. Also reviewed are Take Shelter and Kodachrome. Cheddar Goblin has 60% more cheddar......Beautiful.

It's our spooky special! The scariest episode yet whilst at the same time being completely the same as all the others. Our main review is obviously the reboot-sequel-prequel Halloween. We go into detail why Making a Murderers' Ken Kratz is the worst man on the planet whilst a case is made for James Corden being the worst man on the planet and Michael Shannon is praised as the demi-god that he is. Steven Avery said it best when he said 'I murdered her and would do it again in a heartbeat'.