Hellovision!

The exciting results of last episode's new TV show Challenge where Casey dishes on How To Make It In America, Shiggins deals with accepting LOST into his life, and Chris is forced to watch the sci-fi classic Battlestar Galactica! In the second half, we welcome host of the Walk It Off podcast, Pat Sievert. He joins us to discuss and pass judment on all the new fall premieres, the magic of Passions, and his personal guilty pleasure TV show! You can find more of Pat at walkitoffpodcast.podbean.com. Music this week: Wild Flag - Romance

Welcome back to another exciting edition of Hellovision! Energy is low and blood alcohol is high as we discuss the MTV VMAs, Jesse Camp's Twitter feed, Chris's looming vacation, Shiggins is borderline drunk, Chris refuses to find out who an actor played on Breaking Bad, Maria Menounos may have a new job, the triumphant return of Shootin the Shiz with Shiggz and Griz, and an exciting challenge more tittilating than that of the GoBots!

On this episode of Hellovision, the boys discuss news, a LOT of "Welcome Back, Kotter" talk, discuss the bullshit that AMC is putting it's shows through, play some local horror surf rock, and forget to record their second half! It's a rough one! 

On this, a very special episode, Hellovision is joined by returning guests Russ Seyfert, Ben Emery and Shawn Callan to send off the what some deem the best show ever, Friday Night Lights.  Join us as we discuss our favorite moments, how we got into it, why more people need to watch it, the craziness of season 2, the music, Gracie Bell, Crucifictorious, the awesomeness of Connie Britton and Kyle Chandler, and more! Bed music this week is all Explosions by the Sky.

On this exciting episode of Hellovision!: Talk of booze! Casey has sensitive lips! Talk of Wings (yay!) and Gilligan's Island (Boo!) Chris doesn't care about Jersey Shore! Netflix causes controversy, and so does Chris' Air Conditioner! Wilfred is like Calvin & Hobbes for adults, and Louie is still hilarious! The Big C is still nice and we're all pumped for the return of Breaking Bad! Chris has technical difficulties that make him sound like he's playing Excitebike, and Casey isn't good at motorcycle impressions!

This week on the show, the gang goes to New York City and record on the way down! Veering off into topics other than television for the trip, Casey remembers Boku, Charlie Sheen is old news, famous people hate being famous, and we try to list as many potential sponsors as possible! Later, Casey complains about more stuff, Shiggins complains about iCloud, the new Nintendo Wii U controller is nutty, and Chris wants to go dancing! Note: The audio for this episode is extremely rough, so please bear with it. This was an experiment and obviously we should have prepped a bit better for it. Live and learn, then get Luvs. Music this week: Go Outside by Cults

Hello? Still with us? Oh hey! We're back by propular demand after a 3 month hiatus! Exciting right?! Casey, Shiggins, and Chris are back with news, booze, and views on television! Casey sticks up for kids, Chris proposes a new objective for us for the year, and Shiggins still likes Wings! Later, Casey has beef with Time Warner Cable, we go over what we've been up to, and what we've enjoyed watching since March! Music this week: Hold My Breath by Holy Ghost!

This week the boys celebrate a year of podcrasting (but you'd be hard pressed to guess that considering how rough we sound this week)! This one has so much jammed in it I'm reverting to bullet points!   -Chris Reveals what the REAL "Real L Word" Is! -Shootin' The Shiz With Shiggz & Griz Returns! -Casey is creeped out by Kirk Douglas! -The Cape is releated to the depths of the Interweb! -Council of Dads sounds like the next big hit! -Jimmy Fallon Gets an Ice Cream and we get the shaft! -We STILL love Dave Franco -Chris follows up on some news he last reported on about a year ago! -The Whitest Kids U' Know aren't very memorable! -Casey is excited for more comic book TV shows and Chris can't pronounce Charlie Sheen's name! -Music by Bibio! -And the return of Build a TV Show! (Robots! Doctors! Beyonce! Chris making awful suggestions! and we decide on a name that shows just how uncreative we can be!)

This week the boys are back after a brief hiatus due to the flu, babies being born, and vacation with the stars! The battle lines are drawn between Shiggins and Seth MacFarlane, talk of the end of the world, Shiggins is employed, Casey goes to Hollywood and solves the case of the new Wonder Woman, Gris Brook is the inspiration for Eddie Nero, Amazon goes toe to toe with NetFlix, Chris has punk cred and Casey is a cowardly FOT. In the second half, Shiggins comes up with a new movie idea for Shaq, Casey and Chris go through TV therapy, Casey states that TV has simultaneously never been better or worse, Chris has to trim the fat in more ways than one and discusses his big summer plans! This one's great if we do say so ourselves!

p.p1 {margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 13.0px 'Lucida Grande'} A laundry list of television discussion on a slightly longer-than-usual episode of your very favorite television podcast: every show ever made has been renewed, new NBC exec's name sounds like the sound a frog would make, Skins and Episodes are getting better, and Dave Navarro throws some condom balloons at a bunch of girls on a show whose name is obscured by technical difficulties. See if you can guess which one!   On the second half the charming Brian Dutremble stops by to talk remakes, Battlestar Galactica, Highlights Magazine, and the gritty social commentary of Dinosaurs, Pacific Blue, and Punky Brewster. 

Extry, Extry, hear all about: Skins! The end of Rescue Me! 12-year-old people! Being Human! The Comcast/NBC merger! Regis' dwindling days on TV! Developments on the Office! Larry Sanders! And much more! ...like The Cape! A song by Cut Copy! A second half dedicated to The Golden Globes! A very special tribute to America. (One of these things is made up).  

On a super extra special episode, the boys discuss television--Terra Nova, that Island Hospital Show starring Matt Saracen, The Kennedys--and catch a bit of Bieber Fever. In the second half, they mull over new and returning Showtime shows like Episodes, Shameless, and Californication, one of which no one is impressed with (can you guess which one?). Bob's Burgers gets the Hellovision! seal of approval and we all hope that Lights Out won't get canceled.  

It's a new year with new catchphrases! The boys ring in the new year with some news, Casey is sick of shit, Shiggins and Chris regale about their misadventures in New York, and Pepsi is worse than Coke, while both lose out to Dr. Pepper. Also, Roku boxes are neato. Then another installment of "What Are You Watching?" where everybody is catching up on stuff through various forms of media, Chris doesn't get Katey Sagal, Shiggins watched a lot of Party Down instead of sleeping, and Casey likes Baseball, and kinda likes Smallville.

p.p1 {margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 13.0px 'Lucida Grande'} A special minisode to replace the lack of a new episode! Casey thanks friends, family, cohosts and rivals while wishing in 2011 and saying goodbye to 2010!

This week we present Hellovision: RAW and UNCUT! No editing, no cleaning up of awkward silences, no breaks (excpet for music!). It's just us and the microphones and your ears and ear listening devices! We discuss the news, some awkward Dexter news, Golden Globe nominations and predictions, FOX is still dumb and shouldn't have canceled 24, Shiggins laments Lone Star's demise (again) and more! In the second portion, we hand pick the honor roll when it comes to the mid season report cards and figure out what shows so far have had great seasons, and what shows we're excited to have come back in the first half of 2011! To the Cloud!

On a very, super special episode, the boys gather together with returning guest host Chris Sampson to go over some news, what they've missed over the past few weeks, Shoot the Shiz, and discover they like The Good Wife?! THEN! The return of the theme song showdown! Each host picks their favorite tv themes. 12 songs enter, one will win with shocking results! In a twist, they also choose a nominee for worst song and the winner may shock you! Plus, the boys are floored by the discovery that Jenna Van Oy is still kicking, California Dreams is just an affront to people, and a contest to win a video game! 

On yet another very special episode of Hellovision! the boys are joined by friend of the show Russell Seyfert, who drops by to chat cable movies, Nona F. Mecklenberg, and Saw. He also asks a question that has befuddled the world's greatest minds for centuries: what is exactly is an Ashley Tisdale? While discussing Conan's first guests we all learn that Casey harbors a secret love for Jack Nicholas and the cast of the Fat Albert: The Movie. Patton Oswalt's new show comes up for discussion and the prognosis is not good. In the second half they discuss, argue, and ridicule an absurd and misguided list of 100 favorite TV moments printed by EGG magazine in the halcyon days of 1991. Deciding that the list is incomplete, they add some moments of their own including the first moonlanding, snookie getting punched, and the premiere of Arli$$.

This week on Baby Animal Jamborie...oh wait, I mean Hellovision, the boys discuss the passing of beloved TV dad Tom Bosley, What the hell is "Bob's Burgers?", Casey isn't a fan of Mythbusters nor our President blowing stuff up, a mini "Cranky Old Casey" segment, Twitter based TV shows are out of control, Napoleon Dynamite returns when the country needs him most, and the boys vow to create the next big tv show, starting with a pitch for The Family Circus. In the second half, the boys debate whether filming TV with a live audience is better or worse than flming it beforehand, reveal how awkward a laugh track can be when it is added or removed from a show, and discuss whether 30 Rock pulled off a solid "live" episode last week, and are shocked that the west coast apparently doesn't care about Matt Damon. Also, a request for the listeners!

On this week's thrilling episode, returning guest and Friend of the Show Shawn Callan stops by, Glee is bigger than the Beatles thus bigger than Jesus, Casey confuses Ryan Seacrest and Ryan Stiles, what if Justin Bieber is a horrible prankster, and the premiere of "Shows We Don't Watch with Shawn Callan." Later on, we have another edition of "Shootin' The Shiz" where Shiggz and Griz debate baby pandas vs. baby otters while Casey loses it for the second week in a row. Then we tackle the hot topic of whether or not spoilers we care about spoilers and figure out how long is long enough before you can talk about spoilers on shows. THIS IS A GOOD ONE PEOPLE!

The boys are back albeit a bit rusty! The return of the news, our DVRs are bursting at the seams, RIP NBC Head Douche Jeff Zucker, Casey discovers some changes on IMDB, Lone Star ratings woes, and the boys discuss what their favorite new pilots were their favorite. In the second half, to celebrate the 36th season premiere of Saturday Night Live, the guys pick their choices for the SNL Dream Cast Fantasy Draft! Meanwhile, Casey loses it thanks to Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer, Jon Hamm is handsome, and we have our first contest!