Unspoiled! The Constant: Lost

A weird film and literal button pushing abound in this episode! We also learn who Helen really is, and we loooooove her! We might love her more than Locke, because we would NEVER choose that douchestick kidney thief over her. Desmond also sort of explains what the Swan Station is, and then vamooses out of there, followed by Jack and bringing us the biggest cry yet from our intrepid doctor. Oh, and the rafties are thrown into a hole in the ground and tricked by Ana-Lucia, losing their gun in the process.