Those Damn Ross Kids

Kris and Kole talk about policy, compromise, and attention spans. Suggested Talking Points: Party groping. The Ferris Bueller Theory. Five Guys, alone. You should be ashamed of being sick. Good luck getting Clarence Thomas to speak. No-murder week. Be sad, get pizza. Oprah's foreskin controversy. Cataclysmic cosmic events. Ancient scotch. Toilet paper lotto. Media and attention spans.