Nugatory Quest

I've been ridin' these plains so longSingin' the same old songI know every town on the dirty side of Mississippi Where hustle's the name of the gameAnd nice guys get washed away like the snow and the rainThere's been a load of compromisin'On the road to my horizonBut I'm gonna be where the gold is shinin' on meLike a Fool's Gold CowboyRiding away on a horse from a botched bank jobLike a Fool's Gold CowboyGetting writs and letters from people I don't even knowAnd offers comin' over the wind COURSE MATERIALS: 1. Fridgetiquette 2. Denim-Spangly Shirt 3. Two Roosevelts 4. Fruit Wars 5. Mr Hockey (TM)6. Lizzie's Twist