Let's Ruin Our Childhood

Remember how cute and hilarious Johnny Five, the sentient robot was in 1986's "Short Circuit? Are you sure about that?  Why are Steve Guttenberg and the mean Sergent from Police Academy in so many movies together? Is Ally Sheedy going to have sex with that robot? A white guy in brownface playing an Indian guy? So many questions. Most importantly, is their childhood ruined????