News Roundup

I started this week with the extra-long opening music tribute to Aretha Franklin, and then got into that disgusting Catholic church abuse report. I covered my scoop of the USAF PJ awarded the purple heart for getting hit by an RPG in Ghazni. Then it was time to get to the John Brennan controversy, and an SF operator caught smuggling cocaine on a military plane. Also a guy decided to slip his semen into his boss's coffee, and a kid broke his dad's viagra-engorged dick on accident when he jumped onto his bed. Music: Aretha Franklin/"Respect/Think"