Ro-mansplaining

We reveal the truth about Sadie Hawkins and it's worse than we thought, the movie really starts to diverge from the book, Mike Newton is full of fiber, we learn more about Adam's Footloose high school and his sad senior banquet, sometimes non-regional dialects are in the eye of the beholder, Adam is giving free advertising, Adam protected Leslie from the worst part of Fishey's death, Leslie gets a new biological noise, we give Keanu a Sophie's choice, Edward summons his inner Fonz, and  Eddie Mecca is our Kevin Bacon.