News Roundup

Back from a week off... got started with an Olympic athlete in Kenya getting burnt to death by boyfriend, and a Swiss model was dismembered and "pureed" by her boyfriend. Plus an Israeli ground raid in Syria, Ohio Haitian controversy, Ukraine seeks to launch missiles into Russia, Alabama women kills boyfriend with chainsaw, and a guy in DC was caught on camera rectally pleasuring himself with a cucumber. Music: Bloodhound Gang/"Boom"