Are We Okay?

United States mascot Uncle Sam stops by the podcast to talk about his cat, Jinkies, being conceived underneath the Liberty Bell, growing up in Everytown, his impotence, the 1980s, his divorce, his archnemesis, Undertiny Samuels, dating, the period where he only painted in brown, collecting taxes, not eating right, the state of the Union, why he's never chosen a woman to run the country, his favorite thing about each president, his ex-stepson, being bullied by Thomas Jefferson, Forever 21, his Independence Day block party, illegal fireworks, and calling things 'macaroni'. Review your local fireworks laws at: http://www.americanpyro.com/state-law-directory