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How much does a sex mask cost, anyway?With Gourley And Rust bonus content on PATREON and merchandise on REDBUBBLE.With Gourley and Rust theme song by Matt's band, TOWNLAND.And also check out Paul's band, DON'T STOP OR WE'LL DIE.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

The Lawrence of Arabia of Christmas Horror?With Gourley And Rust bonus content on PATREON and merchandise on REDBUBBLE.With Gourley and Rust theme song by Matt's band, TOWNLAND.And also check out Paul's band, DON'T STOP OR WE'LL DIE.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Congratulations Jack Frost, you've given us a run for our money on the worst film we've ever covered!• Also, a warning for sensitive subject matter: this movie includes rape and assault. And as you might imagine, does not handle it deftly.With Gourley And Rust bonus content on PATREON and merchandise on REDBUBBLE.With Gourley and Rust theme song by Matt's band, TOWNLAND.And also check out Paul's band, DON'T STOP OR WE'LL DIE.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

'Tis the season, the mini-season that is... of Christmas horror classics. Let's begin.With Gourley And Rust bonus content on PATREON and merchandise on REDBUBBLE.With Gourley and Rust theme song by Matt's band, TOWNLAND.And also check out Paul's band, DON'T STOP OR WE'LL DIE.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

It's a cruel, cruel summer.With Gourley And Rust bonus content on PATREON and Merchandise on REDBUBBLE.With Gourley and Rust theme song by Matt's band, TOWNLAND.And also check out Paul's band, DON'T STOP OR WE'LL DIE.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Open a lot of tabs, we're divin' in.With Gourley And Rust bonus content on PATREON and Merchandise on REDBUBBLE.With Gourley and Rust theme song by Matt's band, TOWNLAND.And also check out Paul's band, DON'T STOP OR WE'LL DIE.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

The Moby Dick of the sea?With Gourley And Rust bonus content on PATREON and Merchandise on REDBUBBLE.With Gourley and Rust theme song by Matt's band, TOWNLAND.And also check out Paul's band, DON'T STOP OR WE'LL DIE.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

A Jon Turtletaub film.With Gourley And Rust bonus content on PATREON and Merchandise on REDBUBBLE.With Gourley and Rust theme song by Matt's band, TOWNLAND.And also check out Paul's band, DON'T STOP OR WE'LL DIE.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Get stranded with Gourley and Rust.With Gourley And Rust bonus content on PATREON and Merchandise on REDBUBBLE.With Gourley and Rust theme song by Matt's band, TOWNLAND.And also check out Paul's band, DON'T STOP OR WE'LL DIE.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Starring Ronny Cox.With Gourley And Rust bonus content on PATREON and Merchandise on REDBUBBLE.With Gourley and Rust Theme song by Townland.And also check out Paul's band, Don't Stop Or We'll Die.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Jaws married Jaws 2 and had a kid named Jaws: The Revenge. Jaws also had a mistress named Jaws 3-D and they had a kid named Li'l Jaws 3-D. That clears that up.With Gourley And Rust bonus content on PATREON and Merchandise on REDBUBBLE.With Gourley and Rust Theme song by Townland.And also check out Paul's band, Don't Stop Or We'll Die.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

The genealogy of Jaws continues. Jaws: THE BLOODLINE.With Gourley And Rust bonus content on PATREON and Merchandise on REDBUBBLE.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Jaws 2: Wife of Jaws.With Gourley And Rust bonus content on PATREON and Merchandise on REDBUBBLE.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

It's summer and Matt and Paul are diving head first into the splasher that started it all.With Gourley And Rust bonus content on PATREON and Merchandise on REDBUBBLE.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Scanners, or, The Further Adventures Of Neck Giblets.With Gourley And Rust bonus content on PATREON and Merchandise on REDBUBBLE.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Welcome to our longest episode to date, the prequel to Return of the Jedi where a guy gets mangled into Bib Fortuna by a werewolf.With Gourley And Rust bonus content on PATREON and Merchandise on REDBUBBLE.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Thanos, Hugo Drax, Farmer Vincent.With Gourley And Rust bonus content on PATREON and Merchandise on REDBUBBLE.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Here you go, part II of our discussion of the 1983 classic(?). Regardless, we're doing it 'In fond memory of Mom, a doer.'With Gourley And Rust bonus content on PATREON and Merchandise on REDBUBBLE.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Well, we did it. We went so long we had to split it into two parts.With Gourley And Rust bonus content on PATREON and Merchandise on REDBUBBLE.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Grab your hooded onesie and a meat tenderizer because we're going all in on Psychoplasmics™.With Gourley And Rust bonus content on PATREON and Merchandise on REDBUBBLE.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.