Roz & Mocha

Imagine this, you've been accepted into a prestigious school, only you don't know it because your partner DELETES your acceptance letter! WHO WOULD DO THIS? We talk to the guy this happened to and the story is nuts. Two gay swans were arrested in Austria, yes, swans. Does Damnit Maurie have any idea what a "placebo" is? (Take a wild guess). We play another round of Mouth Charades and the ultimate joke battle goes down between Roxy and Damnit Maurie!

A woman killed a bobcat with her bare hands and we think she's definitely marriage material. We debate whether chest hair is sexy or not. Roz & Mocha get your help to decipher strange voicemails they've been receiving. Maurie plays 'Back Pictionary' with Shawn Mendes - and not surprisingly, things get weird. Plus, we reveal the Most Re-Watched Movies of All Time, the top 10 signs you might be an Adult-Child and The Wiggles stop by!

Damnit Maurie and his husband Damnit Matthew aka "The Damnits" are fan favourites on the Roz and Mocha Show! Their relationship is interesting. They love each other and have a funny way of showing it. There's yelling, anger, frustration, confusion and LOTS of laughing. Reading in bed together, cooking Thanksgiving turkey, putting up the Christmas tree, talking finances, reading Wedding vows, the time Damnit Maurie bought human teeth on EBay...we've got EVERY SINGLE interaction between The Damnits for ya! Hit the washroom before hitting play...trust us

Is it cool if a parents make their kids fly coach while they fly first class? We try to break the world record for Most Oysters Eaten - spoiler alert - Maurie fails drastically. Howie Mandel, and Antoni from Queer Eye join us. Would you take a promotion without a pay raise? What are the keys to a successful marriage? Have you ever regretted dumping someone? Damnit Maurie is turning 40! Damnit Maurie cries because he's turning 40. A teacher is suspended for telling a student to 'lick me where I fart', and Walter The Opera Singing Dog.

GQ proclaimed 'Kissing Is Overrated' and we go on the hunt for people who actually hate kissing - spoiler alert, we found tons! What's the weirdest thing your family did that you thought was normal your whole life? If your neighbour has a horrid lawn, can you tell them to mow it? Apparently Roz's closet is half the list of The Most Hated Articles of Clothing. Rolling Stone released the most whack list of the Best Star Wars characters of all time, plus Mouth Charades, The Damnits rock the vote, and Ask Roz & Mocha.

You think you have a lot of rules in your house? Now that Meghan Markle is a royal no selfies, no autographs, no dark nails, no mini skirts, dinner is at 8:30pm and you can't go to bed until the queen does. We attempt to crush the world record for walking on LEGO barefoot. Roz got caught leaving a measly 10 cent tip for a cab driver. Is it bad etiquette to take an elevator to the 3rd floor? Kathy Griffin joins us and dishes on that bloody Trump head photo. We play "5In7" and another Ask Roz & Mocha!

Someone invented underwear you can wear for a week without washing them - you interested? Mocha deep-dives into the emotional side of being a new dad, and how he and his wife struggle with finding the perfect work/life balance. We talk to the New Yorker who found buried treasure in his back yard. Plus, the Cash Me Outside girl joins us, hero dogs, and we talk to The Queen ahead of the Royal Wedding.

Do you shower in the morning or at night? Dermatologists have a recommendation and it totally makes sense. We talk to a man from Wisconsin who LOVES Big Macs, like REALLY loves Big Macs. He just set a world record after eating his 30,000th Big Mac! Do you have a juicy secret you've been keeping to yourself that your own Mother doesn't even know? The Roz & Mocha Confessional is open for Mother's Day and a lot of people had to fess up to Mom! Weird Star Wars jokes with "Solo" star Paul Bettany. Would you go on a cruise that lasted 245 days? A Roz & Mocha original game "Mouth Charades" gets played and 'Ask Roz & Mocha'! You had some great questions this week!

According new a new poll 27% of people say they never lie - which is, of course, one big giant lie. A guy was arrested for playing Despasito, on an accordion, non-stop while on the subway. The Yodeling Kid releases a new song, we talk to one of Bill Cosby's accusers following his conviction, and would you still be friends with someone who picked their nose and wiped the boogers on their Underpants? Plus Ask Roz & Mocha and at what age are you too old to handle a roller coaster?

Roz & Mocha talk to the two, old school California stoners, who created 4/20. Drake stole one of Mocha's Instagram photos and STILL hasn't apologized. Have you ever got revenge on a co-worker? The 100 Greatest Boy Band Songs of all time, Manjections, and another epic round of 5IN7. We talk to the dad who who's wife just gave birth to their 14th son, Bill Nye scientifically breaks down how you actually lose weight when you fart, and the biggest star on television calls in, Roseanne!

How many people did you kiss before you found 'the one'? What's your number? Do you swear in front of your parents? Damnit Maurie and his dad never swear around each other - so they give it a go, with THE vilest list of profanity ever. We talk to Megan Markle's cousin who's named a strain of weed after her called Markle's Sparkle, then we interview the woman who went broke from attending 20 friend's weddings in two years. How to give the perfect high five, Mouth Charades, and of course Ask Roz & Mocha.

Is Deep Dish Pizza actually pizza? A shocking number of people wear their underpants more than once before washing them. The famous UK Chip Butty (French Fries on White Bread) has made it's way to North America. We'll play a legendary round of 5IN7, we celebrate Mocha's birthday, and Jian Yang from Silicon Valley joins us.

A shocking number of people have cried at work, like a staggering number! The return of Mouth Charades! What was the best year of your life? And why you may have peaked at age nine and didn't even know it. Would you rather be fired over text or in person? Is Mac N Cheese pasta? And the mom who used a Taser to wake up her 16-year-old son to go to Church. Plus Damnit Maurie recreates a baby photo with his dad and it's awkward AF. Plus Ask Roz & Mocha.

Orange Tic Tacs, Forrest Gump and Field Of Dreams - Some of the most fascinating examples of The Mandela Effect. We talk to Ninja, the Twitch legend who make over $500,000 a month playing Fortnite. Craigslist is shutting down it's Personals Section. Why 30% of couples are now getting "Bed Divorced", plus Pinched! And HGTV's Scott McGillivray.

Doritos and Mountain Dew? We dip back into the list of The Grossest Food Combinations that you've actually seen a person eat. We will proudly get The Duck Song stuck in your head for an entire day. The author of Bachelor Nation on how dirty that franchise actually is. We talk to Office star John Krasinski, and do we really need to worry about essential oils giving men breasts? What about LARGE breasts? Because that's what the science says.

Apparently Supermarkets are the new Singles Bars. Serving meat to a vegetarian, giving phony jewels as a wedding gift, and faking a seizure to get out of math class - We open the Roz & Mocha Confessional. Reusable toilet paper is now a thing. Stress is contagious. And Mouth Charades. Why the escalator is the greatest invention ever, we celebrate the life of Craig Mack and the single worst Mac N Cheese recipe you'll ever eat.

The Oscars Bet To End All Oscars Bet! What kind of person eats Microwave French Fries? The psychology of paying off your debt. Mouth Charades, 5IN7 and why Millennials are getting ripped off more than old people. Plus, what would you do in a toilet paper shortage? And the messed up things we pass on to our kids.

Why people lie about how often they make their bed. Was the 'Leather Jacket and no shirt' look ever cool? Say Toy Boat three times fast. Who has the best KFC? Who knew different countries had different KFC? Another round of PINCHED! And we honor The Fresh Prince, Madonna and Wham! Plus Ask Roz & Mocha and what it means to be a 'Modern Man'.

Koenigsegg, The 3 Million Dollar Car nobody can pronounce. What are the sexiest accents in the world? Is it really possible to give 110%? That moment you realize that the Spin Class you joined may actually be a cult. Can spandex please make a comeback? Peeing in the shower, Scott and Tessa join us after their Gold Medal run, and The Top 10 skills every dad needs.

When did Grade Two spelling tests get so hard? Hot Dogs and Peanut Butter are now a thing. What do you do when your perfect, romantic and seductive Valentine's Day gift gets shut down? Is 'Kate" the most boring name ever? A high school suggested all students wear Do-Rags to honor Black History Month. Plus Robbie Amell may or may not be shirtless on the show.