Roz & Mocha

ONLY Roz & Mocha talk to the kid behind the “Drake Wedding” Instagram post claiming he was getting married and spoke to Drake on DM where Drake agreed to perform at his wedding if he gets a million likes. It was a prank and we got the exclusive apology. We chat with ex Raptor Danny Green about what he does with all his jerseys when he switches teams. A survey asking people which foods they will and won't eat after they drop them on the floor. 95% will eat a cookie, 49% will eat a piece of pizza & 6% will eat spaghetti. A new survey asked people how old they were when they hit different milestones most people had their first kiss AND their first job between 14 and 17. Scientists have developed blood tests that can determine if you will die in 10 years. Do you take a lot of selfies? A study says people who post a lot of selfies are perceived as less likeable, less successful, more insecure and less open to new experiences. Yikes.

Fans of The Roz And Mocha show know that Damnit Maurie has tried for years to break world records on the show! In this podcast of classic moments we'll revisit ALL those attempts! including the world records for: finger snaps, nose shorts, kicking ones own butt, humming, most stars in your mouth, Fastest playing of a single piano key, most hugs and talking fast!

Many of you have requested this for a while now, well your wish has come true! Here is a podcast dedicated to our favorite couple: The Damnits! A podcast full of Roz And Mocha classic moments with Matthew & Maurie from decorating the Christmas tree, to getting into their Halloween costumes, going to goat yoga and so much more!

Not all guests on The Roz And Mocha Show are movie or tv stars, sometimes they are everyday people with a fun or crazy story! In this podcast of classic moments we revisit the fun, wacky and sometimes bizarre interviews we've done! Including a chat with the creator of No More Woof, a device that reads your doggy's brainwaves to tell you what they are thinking! Plus we talk to the couple the got married everyday for a year. Plus the people behind the Kickstarter for "Farts In A Jar" and the those behind the church of Yeezus and the Damn Daniel guys! Also we'll chat with the dude who wanted to marry a burrito! And we'll chat with Bryan Bendermack the worlds fastest clapper! This and so much more!!

From "5 In 7" to "Pinched" even "Mouth Charades" you've loved them all and requested them all! Many of you have asked for another special games edition of the podcast. Well, your wish has come true!

Have you heard the term "CAT-chelors" yet? It means bachelors who get a cat, because they think it takes pressure off them having to find a girlfriend. One in in four single guys with cats think it makes them come across as a more loving person. And one in six claim their cat has actually helped them land more dates. We’ll introduce you to a parrot that cries like a human baby! The website Thrillist just ranked 12 different burger toppings from best to worst. They say cheese is the best . . . and mushrooms are the worst. A new survey found that on weekdays, we're at our happiest between 6:00 and 9:00 P.M. And on weekends, we start feeling good around 11:00 A.M.

Tickling the ear with a small electrical current could slow down the ageing process for over-55s by re-balancing the nervous system; Mocha and Maurie put this to the test by tickling each others arms! Someone posted a video of a door the sounds like the Jaws theme when its being closed. We celebrate Friendship day with a test to see how well we know each other. Where are the worst drivers in Ontario? The results might shock you.

The worlds shortest IQ test is only 3 questions, we’ll try and pass the test. We’ll play a round of Mouth Charades! Kim’s Convenience star Simu Liu has joined the Marvel Universe as Chang Chi… he’ll give us a call to talk about the dream come true role for himself. According to a new study out of Australia, CRYING can be good for your health. The researchers found that people who let their tears just flow on out had lower stress levels, more controlled breathing, and lower heart rates than people who didn't cry.

A very uplifting podcast as we celebrate is National Talk in an Elevator Day… But riding an elevator and talking in it. A new study found that a laugh track really does make bad jokes seem funnier. The researchers tested "dad jokes" with and without a laugh track, and people found them funnier when they heard them with the fake laughs. Amanda Liberty who ‘had a long-distance relationship with the Statue of Liberty’ is now engaged to a chandelier and tells us all about her new love. Lil Nas X’s ‘Old Town Road’ takes down Mariah Carey’s Billboard record for the longest running #1 song and The Damnits are pissed!

Jaleel White joins us to chat about bringing back Urkel for a Scooby Doo episode! We take you through Naomi Campbell’s flying routine that involves gloves, wipes and several masks. We find out Katy Perry’s favorite order at Taco Bell. Plus, the Golden Girls theme like you’ve never heard it before! And we’ll help you beat the heat, but if you take one of our suggestions… urine trouble.

To dad bod or not to dad bod, that is the question being ask about Jason Momoa a photo of him went viral after people said his massive ripped body was a dad bod. Are you ready to storm area 51? Over a million people are and Maurie calls Tom Roberts of the Nevada legislature to see if the are ready. Toronto mayor John Tory Believes People with Loud Vehicles Are Trying to Compensate For Something. Plus, It’s one of your favorite Roz & Mocha original games and it’s back baby! We play a round of 5 In 7!

What was the reason someone used to reject you? some of the texts we got from you were: "I dumped a guy because he ate meals after 11pm." "We can't date because you live in Vaughan and I live in Etobicoke and that's a long distance. And I don't do long distance" We chat with Dacre Montgomery who plays Billy on Stranger Things. Plus, Jason Priestley joins us to chat BH90210!

While it may be true that money can't buy happiness -- a new study finds higher earning Canadians are happier. the happiness index compiled by leger finds -- only 44 per cent of those making 40-thousand dollars a year or less reported a high level of happiness. We’ll celebrate the 15th anniversary of THE NOTEBOOK by opening up the Johnny Depp School of acting! A full week of The Damnits! On their week off they did little fun adventures, like canoeing, The CN Tower Edge Walk, Horror VR and more! Billy Eichner chats Lion King! The Summer of 1999 was 20 years ago, some of the things turning 20 this summer will shock you! What is the most interesting Domino Effect in history? Would you believe, poor writing on Star Trek may have caused both Obama and Trump becoming president?!

Happy Birthday Damnit Maurie! Maurie was so convinced Roz & Mocha would forget that he wrote birthday cards for them to read to him! Question on his family’s plastic use leaves Justin Trudeau tongue tied! When asked by a reporter what he and his family does to cut back on plastics, Justin Trudeau’s answer was all over the place! “We, uh, have, uh, recently switched to drinking, uh, water bottles out of...water out of, uh…” was just a part of it! We’ll open up the Johnny Depp School of Acting to celebrate the 26th anniversary of the movie Jurassic Park! Maurie partnered with “Men’s Health Week” and posted a photo on IG, for every like he got he said he would drink 1 ml of gravy… It got over 1700 likes!! Plus, to calm us with all the Raptors stress Angelina joins us to do some ASMR. And, VEEP star Tony Hale was here to chat about his role as Forky in Toy Story 4!

This is toe-tally toe-riffic! A new world champion was crowned in toe wrestling! It was Mocha V. Damnit Maurie and one was deFEETed! President Donald Trump was in England hanging out with the queen, so we called her to see how it went, naturally she was all jokes. Since it’s grad season, we had the Roz & Mocha graduation with our own valedictorian Damnit Maurie give us a grad speech. We have been with all the Raptors fans down at Jurassic Park and bring you all their reaction from each game. Plus we chat with Lilly Singh about her new talk show.

Things are about to get awkward! The game is called “Awkward Hugs” Mocha and Damnit Maurie are literally locked together and hugging as they’re asked trivia questions – If their answers don’t match up, they have to do a consequence – like butterfly kisses or squats! Amanda Sparrow is back on the Roz & Mocha show.. last time we talked to her, she was getting married to her 300 year old Haitian pirate! She’s joining us again to talk about exorcism she had to get after the divorce as Jack won’t leave her body! Plus, Raptors Superfan Nav joins us to talk about the NBA Finals making history in Canada.

This interview is Shining, shimmering splendid! Aladdin star Mena Massoud joins us to talk about living in a closet when moving to LA, the new movie and more! Are you single? Maybe it’s what you do for work that’s to blame? A new survey by eHarmony asked single people what jobs make a person relationship material. And the top five are: Doctor or nurse . . . teacher or professor . . . veterinarian . . . firefighter or police officer . . . and engineer or architect. The job that's the biggest turn-off is . . . politician. Remember New Coke? Most people would prefer not to. The not-so-original recipe flopped hard back in 1985, but now it's coming back--thanks to the Netflix hit, Stranger Things. Of course we tried the new Snapchat girl filter. We’ve got The Damnits reaction to the Game Of Thrones finale! #KawhiYouShouldStay was the trending hashtag, we’ll run down some of the best responses like; Canada will bring back the $2 bill with Kawhi’s face on it is #KawhiYouShouldStay.

Two can play at this game! A KISS FM in Milwaukee has decided to ban Drake on their radio station during the Buck’s series against the Raptors – We’ve responded and it’s made headlines! We’ll no longer play Milwaukee’s very own Steve Miller Band! Earlier this week Kacey Musgrave was in Australia and refused to do the traditional SHOEY – where you drink booze from a shoe.. so we did it for her! A Twitter poll blew our minds this week when we found out 20% of us don’t wash our legs! Plus we celebrate Chicken Dance Day and you’re all loving Damnit Maurie’s Game of Thrones recaps-- we have his recap of episode 5.

There's a dating site called BeautifulPeople.com that only lets you join if you're good looking enough. And they just asked 3,000 members to name the UGLIEST features someone can have. So prepare to feel judged. How do you think Game of Thrones will end? Steven King has his ideas! When you get hacked the two things you always want to know are WHY and HOW.. this week Roz’s twitter got hacked and we actually got the answers to those questions when Roz’s hacker himself called into the show! Plus, how gross are you? 4.4% wear the pair of underwear for 4 days or more! And We saw the new royal baby and learned his name this week, but how does the queen feel about Archie? We called her!

Taylor Swift will be calling into the show and we’ll chat with her about working with Brendon Urie from Panic at the Disco on her new single, ‘ME’! Plus, could she be doing next years SuperBowl Halftime show? A new survey found 53% of us have cried in our car before, and it's the spot where you're most likely to break down in tears. The legendary Dr. Ruth chats with Damnit Maurie and answers the question, Should we be telling people we date about our past? A travel website just put out a ranking of the sexiest accents in the world, sadly Canada came in 13th. How does Ketchup and ice cream sound? We’ll try some gross food combinations. Plus, Tommy Hilfiger joins us and explains the little pocket inside of our big pockets.