Full Court Mess

The Full Court Mess crew to discuss the recent news out of Miami that shows us how too many edibles can make an NBA player someone to relate to. Other topics include Jimmy Butler's idea that no one thought he was good, Patrick Beverley and James Harden being the same person, the "fight" in Philly, and more!  (NOTE: Our editing software has betrayed us this week, so blame any issues on that, we're working on it!) Have any hot takes that you've seen, or a take of your own that you'd like us to discuss? Tweet us @FullCourtMess_! Music: Cullah - "JazzBass" on "Killah Cullah" (http://www.cullah.com) Under CC BY SA license http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0/

This week @trentistweeing returns to join the Full Court Mess crew and give the NBA a vibe check while locking in his Warriors record prediction now that the first week of the season has passed. Other topics include fans quickly turning against new players and coaches, NBA Live 20's cancellation, promo parodies, an unlikely connection to the fall of Rome, and much more!  Have any hot takes that you've seen, or a take of your own that you'd like us to discuss? Tweet us @FullCourtMess_! And check out Trent on Twitter @trentistweeting! Music: Cullah - "JazzBass" on "Killah Cullah" (http://www.cullah.com) Under CC BY SA license http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0/

A new season of NBA basketball means a new season of Full Court Mess as the crew returns with guest @AdamDavis to discuss our thoughts and predictions of the upcoming season. Topics also include hatred of a new Warrior, impressive preseason performances, unimpressive warnings to the league, Gordon Hayward's wife yells at him, and much more! Have any hot takes that you've seen, or a take of your own that you'd like us to discuss? Tweet us @FullCourtMess_! And check out Adam on Twitter @AdamDavis! Music: Cullah - "JazzBass" on "Killah Cullah" (http://www.cullah.com) Under CC BY SA license http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0/

It's the middle of August, which of course means that a lack of news leads the Full Court Mess crew to explore the possibility of Lebron using the D.E.N.N.I.S. system on the Cavs. Other topics for this episode include another "no way to fail" post, Magic Johnson's "top favorites" lists, Wizards fans being oddly optimistic, the true ghost of Oracle Arena, and much more! Have any hot takes that you've seen, or a take of your own that you'd like us to discuss? Tweet us @FullCourtMess_! Music: Cullah - "JazzBass" on "Killah Cullah" (http://www.cullah.com) Under CC BY SA license http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0/

As we work our way through the off-season moves of the western conference @TheElZilcho returns to judge the west from his championship kingdom of Canada which now must move forward without King Kawhi. Other topics include treatment of dorks in the NBA, 30 for 30 ideas, poorly aged Kawhi comparisons, team-fan polygamy, and much more!  Have any hot takes that you've seen, or a take of your own that you'd like us to discuss? Tweet us @FullCourtMess_! And check out Eric A.K.A. Zilch on Twitter @TheElZilcho! Music: Cullah - "JazzBass" on "Killah Cullah" (http://www.cullah.com) Under CC BY SA license http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0/

As we take in all these off-season signings and trades, we brought back Boston's own @AdamDavis for his hot takes on the Celtics' latest moves, along with his thoughts on the rest of the east. Other topics include the newly added coach's challenges, the strange feeling of different teams working together, the best Instagram follow of the off-season, the next Celtics big 5, and much more! Western Edition coming next episode! Have any hot takes that you've seen, or a take of your own that you'd like us to discuss? Tweet us @FullCourtMess_! And check out Adam on Twitter @AdamDavis! Music: Cullah - "JazzBass" on "Killah Cullah" (http://www.cullah.com) Under CC BY SA license http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0/ 

With NBA free agency about to start, the Full Court Mess crew gathers 'round to make predictions on the destinations where some of the top free agents could end up. Other topics include NBA Awards winners, an easy league conference realignment, Joe's addictions to weddings, and much more!  Have any hot takes that you've seen, or a take of your own that you'd like us to discuss? Tweet us @FullCourtMess_! Music: Cullah - "JazzBass" on "Killah Cullah" (http://www.cullah.com) Under CC BY SA license http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0/

With Joe out for the week, the Full Court Mess crew had to call in some support from a few friends of the show to join us as we record while watching the draft! Note that this is a bit of a different one for us, we'll be back with a ~normal~ episode soon to summarize all of the craziness from draft week. Check out our guests on twitter! @AdamDavis @Brentisbackbaby @DCYSJ20 @Trentistweeting Have any hot takes that you've seen, or a take of your own that you'd like us to discuss? Tweet us @FullCourtMess_!

As the Finals near their end, the Full Court Mess boys must work through their sadness over KD's injury to discuss some of the series. Other topics include unlikely hero scenarios for Golden State, risky contract rental trades, the blame game, bad Celtics takes, and more!  Have any hot takes that you've seen, or a take of your own that you'd like us to discuss? Tweet us @FullCourtMess_! Music: Cullah - "JazzBass" on "Killah Cullah" (http://www.cullah.com) Under CC BY SA license http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0/

With the 2019 NBA Finals about to start, the Full Court Mess crew looks into how the Raptors were able to break Joe's heart by beating the Bucks. Other topics include a throwback to the other names that were almost voted in as Toronto's team name, Rob Pelinka's wild storytelling, worthless news updates, and more!  Have any hot takes that you've seen, or a take of your own that you'd like us to discuss? Tweet us @FullCourtMess_! Music: Cullah - "JazzBass" on "Killah Cullah" (http://www.cullah.com) Under CC BY SA license http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0/

As we recover from last week's NBA Draft Lottery surprise, resident Knicks expert @sattmasso joins Full Court Mess to explain how New York moves forward after missing out on the #1 draft pick. Other topics include thoughts on semifinals, denying a "Bang!" to Meyers Leonard, backstabbing in LA, Houston's Twitter disappearance, bad sports journalism, and much more!  Have any hot takes that you've seen, or a take of your own that you'd like us to discuss? Tweet us @FullCourtMess_! And check out Matt on Twitter @sattmasso! Music: Cullah - "JazzBass" on "Killah Cullah" (http://www.cullah.com) Under CC BY SA license http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0/

The Full Court Mess crew returns with a special episode providing live (at the time) predictions and reactions to this year's NBA Draft Lottery as the results are announced. Other topics include Kawhi's big shot, coaching hires and misfires, NBA themed Pokémon teams, Conference Finals, and more! Have any hot takes that you've seen, or a take of your own that you'd like us to discuss? Tweet us @FullCourtMess_!  Music: Cullah - "JazzBass" on "Killah Cullah" (http://www.cullah.com) Under CC BY SA license http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0/

This week Utah local and Jazz fan @sug_knight joins Full Court Mess as we defend/explain our own tweets and try to create Jazz fan fiction starring Zac Efron. Other topics include the search for an elusive arena sweets shop that Jared swears he saw on TV, a basketball Donner Party scenario, most handsome coaches, living up to team names, and much more!  Have any hot takes that you've seen, or a take of your own that you'd like us to discuss? Tweet us @FullCourtMess_! And check out Allison on Twitter @sug_knight! Music: Cullah - "JazzBass" on "Killah Cullah" (http://www.cullah.com) Under CC BY SA license http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0/

Bucks fan and friend of the show @DonaldConnacher recently moved from California to Trail Blazer territory, and he's here to discuss the change while helping us figure out which basketball players should have a strain of weed named after them in this special holiday episode. Other topics include issues between media and players, speculation of Milwaukee's future off-season moves, player control of arena mustard, the mysteries of cannabis in the NBA, and much more!  Have any hot takes that you've seen, or a take of your own that you'd like us to discuss? Tweet us @FullCourtMess_! And check out Donald on Twitter @DonaldConnacher! Music: Cullah - "JazzBass" on "Killah Cullah" (http://www.cullah.com) Under CC BY SA license http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0/

Twitter antagonist and Canada's own @TheElZilcho sneaks his way onto the podcast to enlighten us on TSN, moves for the Raptors to make, and his votes for the NBA Awards. Other topics include the Clippers' historic comeback against Golden State, player nicknames, playoff talk, and much more! Have any hot takes that you've seen, or a take of your own that you'd like us to discuss? Tweet us @FullCourtMess_! And check out Eric A.K.A. Zilch on Twitter @TheElZilcho! Music: Cullah - "JazzBass" on "Killah Cullah" (http://www.cullah.com) Under CC BY SA license http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0/

This week Celtics fan and tweeter @AdamDavis returns to stay true to a lost bet with Joe which includes eating a spaghetti, sugar, and ranch sandwich live while discussing the breaking news of Magic Johnson's sudden resignation. Other topics include the week's retirement games, Space Jam sequel recruitment, signature mouse pads, and much more. Thanks for tuning in over this season! We'll be right here with more content for playoffs! Have any hot takes that you've seen, or a take of your own that you'd like us to discuss? Tweet us @FullCourtMess_! And check out Adam on Twitter @AdamDavis! Music: Cullah - "JazzBass" on "Killah Cullah" (http://www.cullah.com) Under CC BY SA license http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0/

This week we've recruited Spurs fan and ex-dogspotting specialist  @boquintana to defend a throwback take about the Spurs ruining the league. Other topics include Jimmer's big return, Big Baller drama, athletes peeing themselves mid-game, the next Malice at the Palace, and much more! Have any hot takes that you've seen, or a take of your own that you'd like us to discuss? Tweet us @FullCourtMess_! And check out Bo on Twitter @boquintana! Music: Cullah - "JazzBass" on "Killah Cullah" (http://www.cullah.com) Under CC BY SA license http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0/

Bay Area deserter @trentistweeting joins the Full Court Mess crew from Los Angeles to pitch a sitcom that includes Siberia, igloos, and two ex-coaches of Lebron. Other topics include Trent's reading of a poem meant to woo Paul George to LA, apologizing for getting crossed up, the best/worst NBA player that could be the ex of your significant other, the idea of Zion switching teams mid-March Madness, and much more! Have any hot takes that you've seen, or a take of your own that you'd like us to discuss? Tweet us @FullCourtMess_! And check out Trent on Twitter @trentistweeting! Music: Cullah - "JazzBass" on "Killah Cullah" (http://www.cullah.com) Under CC BY SA license http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0/

Basketball twitter member, hot take maker, and friend of the show @Brentisbackbaby joins the Full Court Mess crew in the midst of his search for another new team fandom and warns us that a return of Yugoslavia would bring a threat to international basketball. Yes, you read that right. Other topics include the return of Andre Ingram, trouble with fans to players and a team owner, accepting the reality of losing to the Suns, the latest fight, and much more!  Have any hot takes that you've seen, or a take of your own that you'd like us to discuss? Tweet us @FullCourtMess_! And check out Brent on Twitter @Brentisbackbaby! Music: Cullah - "JazzBass" on "Killah Cullah" (http://www.cullah.com) Under CC BY SA license http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0/

The Full Court Mess crew is back with a soundboard, more Ja Rule impressions, and plenty of thoughts about the state of the Lakers. More topics include humble players, a preseason Twitter thread that foretold the future, the idea that a basketball player can be neither a coward nor a hero, and more! Have any hot takes that you've seen, or a take of your own that you'd like us to discuss? Tweet us @FullCourtMess_! Music: Cullah - "JazzBass" on "Killah Cullah" (http://www.cullah.com) Under CC BY SA license http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0/