Joestar Allstars

Rohan is friend-shipping and it is not okay.

Shigechi wasn't Steely Dan levels of bad, but he still had it coming.

We do not condone strangling children, regardless of how good of a case this episode makes.

So ghosts and vampires are fair game but not genies?

Josuke's urgency to heal a human meat cube is surprisingly low.

Hands shouldn't burn like that.

Clearly, eating out a spider will make you a better artist.

This episode exists solely to give parents a panic attack.

Behold! A villain with zero motivation and 100 percent style!

Okuyasu has a stand fight atop a motorcycle.

UMAI!

This is why we always chose a safe-word in advance.

Real talk, why are there so many adult Family Guy ads?

Koichi destroys a door with his spine and Grant forgets how names work.

Out of an entire town to con, Tamami decides to double dip on the stand user.

You wanted another character to tell you their tragic backstory literally moments before they are rendered irrelevant, right?

This is somehow not the first time we've talked about egg laying on the podcast.

The episode so good, we did it twice.

A stand user menacingly eats his McDonald's in a bush.

I'm sorry Josuke, it's not okay to have salisbury steak hair.