Rafe Hates Caleb

rafe and caleb get completely distracted by dictionary.com‘s robot word pronunciation. it sucks because only caleb’s got recorded. rafe tried a couple of times (cool story bro) but it’s just dead air. rafe starts her college class soon and caleb’s ending his. chaos all around – and yes, rafe tries so ask caleb if he’s The post How to Make a Robot Curse appeared first on rafe hates caleb.

caleb tells a great story about thomas the tank engine which prompts a discussion on microwave fires. bullies. caleb started a job! his week sucks and so does rafe’s! they talk avengers: age of ultron but keep away from spoilers… mostly… they have a long-winded discussion on which infinity stones have been introduced (like super The post Ultron and Strippers appeared first on rafe hates caleb.

rafe rehashes another brony battle and ends up getting angry and yelling at caleb. caleb counters by talking about someone with tourette’s. caleb hung out with his boyfriends which is super sexy. he also watched the documentary about scientology called going clear and he thinks you should watch it, too. caleb thinks his car is The post Race Riots and Mother’s Day appeared first on rafe hates caleb.

rafe leaves the mic so caleb has to talk to himself and it gets kind of awkward. well rafe got in another fight with brony. rafe sucks at updating the website’s music and sam rockwell pages and makes the best excuses ever. holler back to gentlemen broncos, while rafe complains about protecting her assets. caleb’s The post OSHA Regulations and Yogurt Cookies appeared first on rafe hates caleb.

caleb tells a pretty interesting story about a license plate, and that’s basically the highlight of the show. rafe got in a fight with brony… again… (political pundits are calling it cardboardboxgate) but hey! life is happening! basically, they spent a lot of time bullshitting. rafe wants to take an awkward picture with brony ala tim The post Cardboardboxgate appeared first on rafe hates caleb.

there’s a GUEST. he’s an angry, punkrock kind of guy. everyone say hi to keith parker jones of the band PAIN. it’s a horror punk/metal band local to maryland but worthy of national appreciation. rafe and caleb interview nekro pain using the most piercing myspace survey questions. things get pretty awkward. KPJ might be an The post Our Guest is a PAIN! appeared first on rafe hates caleb.

rafe has big life news! she has to deliver a belt. caleb talks grad school and trying to get a job. he saw birdman! no spoilers, promise. community, too. no spoilers? rafe is happy and doesn’t know what to do with herself. caleb is trying to be a better person and not such a homewrecker. The post Movie Moving Drama appeared first on rafe hates caleb.

rafe complains about hunting for an apartment and caleb and rafe catch up on other happenings. they talk about rollercoasters and painkillers and skinny arms. st. patrick’s day happened, too. a lot of life stuff happened. caleb introduces rafe to poutine which btw she will totally make when she has the time. rafe complains about The post Rafe Gets a Life Coach appeared first on rafe hates caleb.

as the title says, brony hates rafe… well, certain things about rafe. so mean. caleb makes everything better by being nathan explosion again. and he tries to get rafe to move to maryland. rafe recaps the latest work week, and caleb complains about himself talking. caleb goes a bit to a dark place when discussing The post Brony Hates Rafe appeared first on rafe hates caleb.

well, rafe is fat and trying to do something about it. caleb is kind of supportive about it. he’s not having a good time, though, because of college. and his wrist. they talk injuries again, this time about cutting – hooray! caleb updates us on his applications and living plans for the future. he also The post Battle Stag! appeared first on rafe hates caleb.

rafe has anxiety issues and caleb tries to make her feel okay about it. rafe says “like” a million times. caleb likes friends and rafe doesn’t. rafe talks work and lasik (aka complains). caleb tries to solve all rafe’s work problems. caleb talks, too, about being cold in his basement. that’s about it… JUST KIDDING The post Caleb’s Wrist Came Off appeared first on rafe hates caleb.

caleb interrupts rafe about a million times in this episode because what he wants to say is more interesting. that’s brutal. also caleb is nathan explosion. and christopher walken. caleb’s still on drugs because he actually had his wrist surgery. pretty funny antics when caleb’s on morphine. rafe is biased against certain car makes. snow The post Whatever Happened to MC Skat Kat? appeared first on rafe hates caleb.

wow, rafe really struggles through figuring out a movie character. best awkward start ever. caleb is on drugs. super mellow caleb. he relives his days with doctors regarding his brokenness. caleb gets an award (maybe) and still has a chance to go to college in stl (maybe). rafe wants to write a song. caleb gets The post Robotic Wrist Implants appeared first on rafe hates caleb.

the most important thing to take away from this episode is caleb is not an english teacher. oh, and rafe is cool with having a boyfriend now. caleb is a mood-killer, too. let’s just blame everything bad on caleb. he’s an emotionally compromised teenage girl. they contemplate retired crime fighters which is totally depressing and The post Intellectual Property Rights appeared first on rafe hates caleb.

rafe spends WAY too much time figuring out a song. there are a lot of awkward pauses in this episode. rafe and caleb talk toilets and sad anniversaries. and anal, of course. rafe complains about house hunting and caleb gives rafe shit about everything. caleb’s back in class and rafe is actually interested. also burrito The post Anal Hand Holding appeared first on rafe hates caleb.

rafe and caleb fantasize how a girl scout war would end and rafe gives a brony update. both of them catch up on their weeks and rafe has a fan!!! they have so much in common. rafe demands emails (seriously you should email her. she needs to know you care). caleb grosses out rafe with The post We Should Have Done Drugs appeared first on rafe hates caleb.

caleb’s living in a crappy episode of supernatural involving cats and chocolate frosting. so much fat logic. rafe talks about her progression with the brony and caleb learns a new word, and caleb talks about the progression of… nothing… because his life is awful. caleb is awful at using his smartphone as a smartphone. he’s The post Rafe Hates Happiness appeared first on rafe hates caleb.

rafe’s love life starts off this grand episode that’s filled with laughs. seriously, rafe and caleb laugh a lot at their own jokes. dicks come up a LOT. caleb comes up with a new app that will revolutionize the selfie. caleb reflects on his future and rafe worries about herself. caleb has an interesting experience The post The Best Selfie appeared first on rafe hates caleb.

rafe is very hungry. they talk about dicks for a bit. rafe tries to sing a song from homestarrunner. caleb’s taking a film class and wow, he’s awkward. he has no social skills. cord from dudeOMG asked how rafe can dislike people and being touched, but really wants kids. caleb decides the best way to The post Hunger Pains appeared first on rafe hates caleb.

caleb starts off with a horrible parody using an annoying song and it all goes downhill from there. rafe meets a new guy on okcupid who is a friend, really just a friend. both caleb and rafe go through their new year’s adventures. caleb goes through his favorite TV shows and the replacements that filled The post Freaky Friday appeared first on rafe hates caleb.