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Stories this week include: Boyfriend forced to concoct fanciful excuse for disappearance of partner's dog. Paranormal investigator claims he was chatted up by haunted doll.  Serial excreter to star in new six-part documentary. Police p-p-pick up a suspected trespasser. Alex reveals his aspirations of becoming a newsagent... Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast

Stories this week include: Banksy suspected of holidaying in Skegness. Westlife reveal beloved turnip gifted by fan. Massive phallus spotted exiting plane. Postman criticised for attempting to slam-dunk parcel into wheelie bin. Rob prepares to emigrate... Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast

No headlines this week, so just imagine Jon Pertwee buying pick 'n' mix from Woolworths in the 1980s... Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast

No headlines this week, so here's a lovely poem (courtesy of the Liverpool Echo's comment section): 'Bottle of Robinsons made up juice,  Spam sarnies on Sunblest bread, Golden Wonder,  Waggon Wheels,  Coach going to Blackpool lights and no stabbings.  Good days.'  Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast

Stories this week include: Campanology competition ends in right old ding-dong. Customer becomes enraged after restaurant refuses iguana as method of payment. Infantilised raven makes bid for freedom. Gym goer discovers mysterious shampoo-like substance on towel. We discuss the delights of a glazed ring... Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast

Stories this week include: Remorseful thief writes to farmer to say strawberry sorry for fruit theft. Nation celebrates the lesbian pugs of Weston-super-Mare.  Police helpfully try to reunited lost bag of class A drugs with owner. Airline tells passengers to fly first class if they want to avoid dried vomit on seats. We discuss a day trip to Eynsford... Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast

Stories this week include: Somerset man finally offloads the ol' war machine. Butcher banishes balls at vegan activist. Woodpeckers suspected of spying on nudists. Festive ornament causes bomb scare. We discuss the mental capacity of a stick insect... Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast

Stories this week include: Supermarket admits that Welsh language signage errors were result of 'mainly guesswork'. Turkey Cock Lane loses out to Fingringhoe. DIY enthusiast pioneers new plastering technique. Drunken rampage man propositions dog. Rob has done himself an injury... Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast

Stories this week include: Trainee mermaids spotted off Devon coastline.  Man-made disaster befalls small Lincolnshire town.  Drunk men rescue terrified restaurant staff from 'confrontational' duck.  Specsavers customer gobsmacked at eye-watering price of dry eye treatment.  We give the NATO alphabet a long-overdue avian rebrand... Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast

Stories this week include: Terrified mother photographs tree. Truck passenger banishes pocket alligator at police. Drone operator captures adorable video of neighbour's cat. Liverpudlian influencer has bike stolen. Warning! You may want to lower your volume around 43:10. Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast

Stories this week include: Pathological liar goes to extreme lengths to see Eiffel Tower. Lifetime supply of octopus and bi-annual barnacle removal fails to turn alleged spy. Sex feet prove one step too far. Government official vows to prove his sobriety during racist rant.  We discuss the probable causes behind the closure of Eagle Heights Gambia... Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast

Stories this week include: Entitled child rejects grammatically incorrect meal. Unemployed fisherman spots deadly predator. Woman fails to sue Woolworths over shallot mishap. Bystanders disgusted after shopper leaves deposit outside pub. We regret to report that Blow My Recorder was unceremoniously cancelled... Also, apologies for the quality of Alex's audio. Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast

Stories this week include: Hostilities between Mr Softy and Mr Whippy leads south coast to brink of war. Julian Assange [REDACTED] in [REDACTED][REDACTED] for [REDACTED] during office hours. Bovine dating app infiltrated by opportunistic perverts. Pigeon cavity search marks start of national holiday celebrations. We release our revised 'professions for deviants' list... Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast

Stories this week include: Old banger spotted on the side of the A1. Essex shopper outraged after being mistaken for catfish. Company's refusal to change name is final nail in the coffin. Ronnie Pickering finally gets the recognition he deserves. We discuss the life and work of Richard Gere... Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast

Stories this week include: Spoon bender attempts to stop Brexit. Psychic twins predict brothers' children will probably meet each other. Furious gran sits defiantly in discomfort. Rural resident perpetuates stereotype. Rob issues a recorder-based ultimatum... Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast

Stories this week include: Husband of former Peruvian beauty queen describes deaths of 500 animals as 'normal for a zoo'. Woman makes video of crisp packet grand opening. 'Unhinged' rabble of conspiracy theorists go on 'futile' outing. Man makes perfectly rational decision to stockpile toilet paper.  Rob manages to name ten animals... Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast

Stories this week include: Homeowner fawns over doe-eyed intruder. Man admits adulterous tryst with saucy Mexican. Drunk woman loses keys (and grasp of spatial-awareness). Thieves left dumbfounded after escapology-trained eagle disappears. We extend an open invitation to OJ Simpson to become a regular contributor... Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast

Stories this week include: Disturbed jogger maims malnourished lion cub. Ghostly apparition revealed to be map of the Sudan. 'Batman' sends fishmonger unwanted mermaid. Bird of prey sanctuary adds to it's 30-strong pack of huskies. Alex manages to contain the bloodlust... Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast

Stories this week include: Travelodge denies the use of necromancy to increase footfall. Roadside puddle becomes memorial to local hero.  Man fails to sell the virtues of washing twice a week to partner. Runner finally holds hotly-anticipated press conference after killing lion cub.  Rob fails to grasp the basics of mic technique... Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast

Stories this week include: Master of disguise steals thousands from blind pensioner. Novelty sex toy allows customers to f*ck themselves. Erotic encounter in national park ends in tragedy. Memory stick gets seal (faeces) of approval. Would you confront a penguin with a chocolate bar? Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast