The Tom Barnard Show

Farm kids know the horror of a rooster crowing at 5 AM. Some kids liked said horror, apparently. Speaking of things nobody likes, the Oscars came and went and nobody watched it. We don't take any joy in hating the Oscars, we just don't take any joy in liking them either.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hot clips, coming through! If you thought the spring thaw had begun, you were probably just feeling the warmth of this episode. Featuring: Good TV shows, Ian Punnett, and Dave MordalSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Gold is valuable. Is it valuable enough to justify going into a jungle full of toxic life and potentially hostile miners? Maybe the gold itself isn't, but the experience can be. Especially if you make it into a TV show.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bombs and fat people are both something you wouldn't want landing on you. Technically you wouldn't want anyone landing on you, except for maybe the kid who shot his parents who's so thin you might not even notice.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Trump, or DJT as he's known to himself, gets abused a lot. It's not so bad, since he seems to enjoy abusing right back via Twitter. That's a pretty benign vice, so I guess we should be thankful. As Larry Nassar has shown us, it can get much worse.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

All of us have some significant familiarity with St. Paul in some way, including Ian. That means lots of St. Paul-related stories, which happen to be a major aspect of his job. That and solving the mystery of Uncle Augie.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

If you want to live forever, have good genes. If you want to be happy, make $105,000 a year. Both of those may be out of your control, but being present for the official next generation of Doo Wop is not. Doo Wop Generations on PBS. Watch it.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

If Trump's wish comes true, you won't be buying much foreign steel in the future. That's alright, because we produce plenty of stuff here. One of the things we produce is The Top Ten Revealed by Katie, which despite her young age is about music from the past. Because the present's music sucks.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Don Rickles has said some edgy things, but none so edgy as Gabe Noah. I don't have any proof, but LA Nik has felt the edge firsthand.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Remember the XFL? Probably not, but you're about to. Watch out for 2020 when things get a lot more x-treme. Except politics.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Brockmire, Duran Duran, and Lurch. These are all things that have nothing to do with China. Normally that would be a non sequitur, but we had to make the segue somehow.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Magoo got a new shipment in, and it's something of great interest to the rest of us. Even the hauling logistics are interesting.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Oscars are coming up. Now that we've gotten that out of the way, Lesley has a book - Sometimes You Have to Cross When It Says Don't Walk - about proper street-crossing etiquette. Or maybe it's about a 40 year long sports journalism career. I guess you'll have to read it to find out.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Is it possible to be a white supremacist and Jewish at the same time? U of M students say yes. 80 of them, anyway. Barbra Streisand had better watch what she says lest she and her suspiciously white dogs come under fire.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It's cold in Minnesota. It's colder in Siberia. During the winter Olympics, being cold is finally a good thing, unlike the rest of the year, yet Minnesota still got beat by Sweden in whatever sport we were talking about. Clearly something has to change.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

How will you be remembered? It's a question, but it's also a book by Robb Lucy. Will you be remembered as someone who lied about being Iroquois for money, or something good? Those are the only two options.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It's time for our weekly celebrity midlife crisis report. The report is that many celebrities are having midlife crises. Did you know that the plural of crisis is crises? It's true.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Don't run those closing ceremonies just yet, these clips are going for a last minute gold. Featuring: Jeff Dye, Vinnie Favorito, Mary Pawlenty, and Tim PawlentySee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Have you ever heard a comedian talk about life in Boston? Almost definitely. But have you heard them talk honestly about it? Vinnie is very honest.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Whether you're looking for a fish burger or a stereotypical North Minneapolis meal, we'll tell you where to look. We'll also tell you where to avoid if you don't want to get murdered or lose all your money on the stock market.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.